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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Former President Bill Clinton and U.S. defender Carlos Bocanegra enjoying an adult beverage in the locker room after the U.S.'s big win over Algeria in the World Cup.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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"Where's John Kerry?"... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Where's John Kerry?"

Clinton "When they said I w... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Clinton "When they said I would have my picture taken with a topless Bocanegra , I thought that it was a woman"

Bocanegra regrets leaving h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bocanegra regrets leaving his "I'm with stupid" shirt at home.

A couple more of these and ... (Below threshold)
Royce Dahl:

A couple more of these and I'm going to feel his pain.

OK, now introduce me to tha... (Below threshold)

OK, now introduce me to that gal from Paraguay

"Guess what Chelsea? Ya'll ... (Below threshold)

"Guess what Chelsea? Ya'll gotta brother."

When I was invited to help ... (Below threshold)

When I was invited to help you "knock back a few", naturally I wasn't expecting beer...

This guy has the meaning of... (Below threshold)

This guy has the meaning of "header" all wrong

I've collected a few "red c... (Below threshold)

I've collected a few "red cards" myself, if you know what I mean.

"See 'Bama... This is how y... (Below threshold)

"See 'Bama... This is how you leak that plug..."

One of these guys has maste... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

One of these guys has mastered a game plan that leads to him scoring late and the other is a soccer player.

I was hoping to get my vuvu... (Below threshold)

I was hoping to get my vuvuzela polished, if you catch my drift!

It's Miller time.... (Below threshold)

It's Miller time.

It becomes a little clearer... (Below threshold)

It becomes a little clearer why Slick Willie was such a big proponent of "Don't ask, don't tell."

Good God, Bubba'a groping m... (Below threshold)

Good God, Bubba'a groping men now.

Bend over young man, the Pr... (Below threshold)

Bend over young man, the President is driving tonight!

You've heard of stunt doubl... (Below threshold)

You've heard of stunt doubles right?
Meet my stand in for Hillary...

One more and I'm goin' 'mo.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

One more and I'm goin' 'mo.

Don't ask, don't tell.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Don't ask, don't tell.

Bubba might have had a more... (Below threshold)

Bubba might have had a more successful political career if he'd had a working blow-out preventer on HIS drilling equipment.

I did not have sex with tha... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I did not have sex with that man, Bocanegra, not once.

Bocanegra: "Uh... I'm not r... (Below threshold)

Bocanegra: "Uh... I'm not really Tom Cruise."
Clinton: "...and I'm not really Bob Uecker."

Bill: "Football, huh? So wh... (Below threshold)

Bill: "Football, huh? So what position do you play? Wide Receiver? Tight-End?"

Turns out that Al "Crazed S... (Below threshold)

Turns out that Al "Crazed Sex Poodle" Gore was the real sex freak in that administration. Who'd of thunk it?

You oughta put some ice on ... (Below threshold)

You oughta put some ice on that...

I thought he said "sock her... (Below threshold)

I thought he said "sock her".

My expertise was more on th... (Below threshold)

My expertise was more on the "ball" side of "football".

"Hey Carlos... Let me intro... (Below threshold)

"Hey Carlos... Let me introduce ya ta Barry, I wanna see him bow down again."

Skoooaaaaaaalllll!... (Below threshold)


Hillary said "no more screw... (Below threshold)

Hillary said "no more screwing around with women!". I'll show her who wears the pants here.

You know, you'd look good i... (Below threshold)

You know, you'd look good in a blue dress.

Former President Clinton re... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Former President Clinton recently reported that while he had expected some diminution of "personal capactiy" with aging, he was thankful that his was expressed as a loss of tolerance for alcohol.

have you seen my cigar?... (Below threshold)

have you seen my cigar?

"Son, you're lucky. When I... (Below threshold)

"Son, you're lucky. When I used to score, America lost."

Schlitz Willie.... (Below threshold)

Schlitz Willie.

Hey, I got yer Inconvenient... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Hey, I got yer Inconvenient Truth Right Here.

"...and then after Hillary ... (Below threshold)

"...and then after Hillary had me switch to all male interns I had to give up smoking... all my cigars tasted like shit."

Carlos: "Fat, drunk, and st... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Carlos: "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Mr. President."

Cougar bait.... (Below threshold)

Cougar bait.

Don't have to worry about a... (Below threshold)

Don't have to worry about any blue dresses!

"Sure son, I'll drink a bee... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"Sure son, I'll drink a beer with ya. Now, who are you and better yet, who are the chicas ya got here?"

Carlos, I tell you this is ... (Below threshold)

Carlos, I tell you this is straight from O - throw the match and you get to be Ambassador to Paraguay.

Downstairs in the locker ro... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Downstairs in the locker room, Clinton plays (and wins) a friendly game strip poker.

Upstairs in the penthouse, Al Gore chases his masseuse around the room while she screams like a vuvuzela.

"I'll take people you want ... (Below threshold)

"I'll take people you want free kicks on for $1000, Alex."

"Where there's an unstaine... (Below threshold)

"Where there's an unstained blue dress there's a way."

What an insult to Billy bee... (Below threshold)

What an insult to Billy beer.

The big Bubba, proving that... (Below threshold)

The big Bubba, proving that the BP blowout is not the first oily mess to threaten the South.

He's a little young for ya ... (Below threshold)

He's a little young for ya Bill.

Barry's goin to an economic... (Below threshold)

Barry's goin to an economic summitt?? My God, I've heard of affirmative action but this is re ...... diculous. Whats he gonna do? Destroy the worlds economy? Too late he already has.

Clinton: "Oh Well! This is... (Below threshold)
Him Again:

Clinton: "Oh Well! This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for some head, but it'll do!"

I tell ya, Boca.A ... (Below threshold)

I tell ya, Boca.

A cigar. This beer bottle.

Almost anything would fit!

2 Budsone Bubba<br /... (Below threshold)

2 Buds
one Bubba
one stud.

At Cup
No Blue Dress
No Schtupp.

Bubba "Does your mom have n... (Below threshold)

Bubba "Does your mom have nice boobs?"

Bubba: "Hey, have you seen... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

Bubba: "Hey, have you seen that chick with the cell phone in her boobs anywhere around here?"

"Hey everybody meet the new... (Below threshold)

"Hey everybody meet the new guy at the clinton library and massage parlor,that's right its boca-bud!

Bocanegra "What is this de... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bocanegra "What is this deliverance that you speak of?"

Clinton "You sure do got a pretty mouth"

Pugly uckers!!... (Below threshold)

Pugly uckers!!

So? Bill is working at KFC ... (Below threshold)

So? Bill is working at KFC now??

And the funny part is that ... (Below threshold)

And the funny part is that Hillary! will never suspect!

"Only later did Bill figure... (Below threshold)

"Only later did Bill figure out that 'The White Swallow' wasn't named after a bird."

So are Slick Willister and ... (Below threshold)

So are Slick Willister and Greg Focker like, dating?

Doesn't hillary look good a... (Below threshold)

Doesn't hillary look good after her gender reassignment?

Slick Willy giving his soon... (Below threshold)

Slick Willy giving his soon-to-be son-in-law tips on how to be a mack-daddy!

So, Carlos you like Gladiat... (Below threshold)

So, Carlos you like Gladiator movies?

That's a relief, they said ... (Below threshold)

That's a relief, they said a real ball striker wanted to have a beer; I thought Hillary had showed up.

SOCCER?? No, I SMACKED her... (Below threshold)


Five Viagra washed down wit... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Five Viagra washed down with a Bud and Bill
is ready for a night on the town.

"Hey kid....I'll show you M... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Hey kid....I'll show you MY tattoo when it's
safe to drop my Dockers."

"So I says to Monica...'you... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"So I says to Monica...'you wanna see my
Oliver Twist?' "

"A COHIBO, son! Girls will ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"A COHIBO, son! Girls will just laugh if you
use a White Owl."

Bill was all for banging wh... (Below threshold)

Bill was all for banging white male interns before a black man became president.

"Hillary used to whack me w... (Below threshold)

"Hillary used to whack me with a big stick ta keep me in line when I wuz younger, so when Budweiser approached me I said, 'Hell Yes, I've been Bitchwood aged.'"

All dogs go to heaven.... (Below threshold)

All dogs go to heaven.

With me as your wing man, w... (Below threshold)
a. moral:

With me as your wing man, we are guaranteed to get some tonight! By the way, nice - err soccer, football, game, match thing. Why don't you guys just pick up the ball and throw it?

"How YOU doin'?"... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

"How YOU doin'?"

Trailer trash photographed ... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

Trailer trash photographed next to a guy with a tattoo.

"Well, with this much beer ... (Below threshold)

"Well, with this much beer in me, I thought he looked like a girl!"

The picture on Drudge right... (Below threshold)

The picture on Drudge right now, of Barney and Chris, would make a fine contest!

Hey Barry!! This is how yo... (Below threshold)

Hey Barry!! This is how you drink a beer!! WHOOO!!!

For once Clinton is red-fac... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

For once Clinton is red-faced without being caught in a scandal.

Face it, I could do this fi... (Below threshold)

Face it, I could do this fine young man, right here in front of the cameras, and you'd STILL wish it was me back in the Oval Office.

Miss ME yet?... (Below threshold)

Miss ME yet?

Slick Willy:Er, t... (Below threshold)
son of a pig and a monkey:

Slick Willy:

Er, that depends on the meaning of what 'Bud' is.

Bocanegra "Is that a cigar... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bocanegra "Is that a cigar in your pocket or are you just happy to ..... Ummm never mind"

Star of the Soccer Pitch Me... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

Star of the Soccer Pitch Meets Husband of the Raving Bitch

Frustrated by Hillary's pet... (Below threshold)

Frustrated by Hillary's petty jealousies, former President Clinton unveils a new intern program.

Not really my type, but as ... (Below threshold)

Not really my type, but as long as he's naked, there's no blue dress to stain!

Bubba: "Hey, let's see if w... (Below threshold)

Bubba: "Hey, let's see if we can find that girl in last weeks caption contest and make her phone vibrate! Wee! Haa!, lets party!"

Like every other American, ... (Below threshold)

Like every other American, Clinton had to consume large quantities of alcohol to enjoy soccer.

Yup, it's official: Soccer ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Yup, it's official: Soccer is gay.

"Well he has no 'stained bl... (Below threshold)

"Well he has no 'stained blue dress', that's gotta be a plus!"

Bill (belly), Bocanegra and... (Below threshold)

Bill (belly), Bocanegra and Buds, now for some Broads.

Bubba: Ah, the aroma of sw... (Below threshold)

Bubba: Ah, the aroma of sweat, testosterone, and budweiser...... Did someone let Hillary in here?

The devil comes in many gui... (Below threshold)

The devil comes in many guise's

The devil comes in many gui... (Below threshold)

The devil comes in many guise's..Billie comes on blue dress's

Even with my shirt & tie on... (Below threshold)
Abhishek Duggal:

Even with my shirt & tie on, I can get more chicks drooling for me dude I must've done something right!

OMG, not again!... (Below threshold)

OMG, not again!

They told me, "Any old port... (Below threshold)

They told me, "Any old port, in a storm," nudge, nudge, wink, wink -- "and while it's true that you're a bloke -- this is only beer."

Thanks for takin' off that ... (Below threshold)

Thanks for takin' off that blue jersey Boca baby!

This guy scored me some of ... (Below threshold)
rich K:

This guy scored me some of the most awesome bitches I ever had.

Balls, Brew and Bros. Clint... (Below threshold)

Balls, Brew and Bros. Clinton finds his trifecta.

Clinton saying " I did not ... (Below threshold)

Clinton saying " I did not have sex with this man. "

Joe Biden would like to kno... (Below threshold)

Joe Biden would like to know why we can't say something nice and have to be smartasses.

Two heads of foam and the b... (Below threshold)

Two heads of foam and the beers they are holding.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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