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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another monster success. There were many, many excellent captions and one universally despised caption. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Actress Lindsay Lohan, left, reacts with her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley after the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Reve during a hearing in Beverly Hills, Calif., Tuesday, July 6, 2010. The judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail Tuesday after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes. (AP Photo/David McNew)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian) - "Tell them I'm a Black Panther.

Then, they'd have to let me go. Right?"

2) (Jeff Blogworthy) - "But... but... I'm a Democrat!... I'm not supposed to have to face consequences."

3) (dfbaskwill) - "It was my f**king twin from England, I swear!"

4) (Rachel Edith) - "Gimme a break! I drank. I drugged. But I told Al Gore 'No freakin' way!'"

5) (Faith+1) - "90 days!!! But that's....that's....that's like 3 rehabs, 2 DUIs, 4 coke binges and 6 relationships long!"

6) (just bob) - "But I've already tried that girl on girl thing, this isn't going to teach me anything."

The Readers Choice Award this week went to fustian's winning entry. In it's place I'm honoring one more excellent caption:

(Dodo David) - Lohan: "The judge can't do this to me. Doesn't she know that it will ruin my acting career?"
Attorney: "What acting career?"

That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (2)

Not bad. Not bad at all. ;-... (Below threshold)

Not bad. Not bad at all. ;- )

Thanks, all!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Thanks, all!






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