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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama talks with former President Bill Clinton and Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett in the Roosevelt Room of the White House, July 14, 2010. The President was meeting with business leaders to discuss new ways to create jobs and strengthen the partnership between the public and private sectors to make new investments in the clean energy industry. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The constest is now closed.


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"That was the '90s, man. T... (Below threshold)

"That was the '90s, man. The interns looked better then."

"Um, Bill? Down and to the ... (Below threshold)

"Um, Bill? Down and to the left a little."

"Sorry, Barack, I lost my glasses. Now go get me some coffee."


"So then you reached out to... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"So then you reached out to let the intern know how much you care about her....."

Look I got the papers - I w... (Below threshold)

Look I got the papers - I was the first "black" president, not you!

"It helps, Barack, if you g... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"It helps, Barack, if you give your Press Secretary daily talking points cause once he's out there you can't dial him back."

Now, you will have to sit o... (Below threshold)

Now, you will have to sit on the back row of the podium...

"Here's the game plan. Ret... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Here's the game plan. Retire old Joe, and put Hilary in as Veep."

As Barack looks for his nex... (Below threshold)

As Barack looks for his next line, Clinton holds the new "mini-prompter" to make it look like they are having a normal conversation.

In an important high level ... (Below threshold)

In an important high level briefing, former President Clinton is seen bringing President Obama's attention to a dangerous fareware bunker at the 14th hole at the Andrews Air Force Base golf course.

As Bill converses with the ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

As Bill converses with the president, his hand gravitates towards the woman's breasts as though it has a mind of its own.

Clinton to Obama: "God you... (Below threshold)

Clinton to Obama: "God your such a noob!"

Clinton: "As we get closer ... (Below threshold)

Clinton: "As we get closer to November, it's important to put more gray in your hair. I always thought that helped me during elections."

See you start with your lef... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

See you start with your left hand...Valerie step over here.

Overrated, often mated and ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Overrated, often mated and rather hated.

Obama, Bubba and yo mama.</... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Obama, Bubba and yo mama.

Mod Squad 2010... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Mod Squad 2010

No, you see the cigars were... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

No, you see the cigars were off on the desk....

Just previously the Great K... (Below threshold)

Just previously the Great Karnac prounounced, "No Hope, A dope, and a grope."

So, Barry, ya gotta listen ... (Below threshold)

So, Barry, ya gotta listen to me. God knows Al never did. Use the Oval Office, not some sleezy motel room. Make sure you're never "alone" (wink, wink). Bring some cigars (nudge, nudge). You can smoke afterward, just don't inhale. And, most important, no matter what else you do, don't let her wear a blue dress.

Learn from my mistakes Barr... (Below threshold)

Learn from my mistakes Barry. This is the kind of woman you need to surround yourself with. The kind nobody would imagine you'd harass.

"I'm tellin' ya Barrack, th... (Below threshold)

"I'm tellin' ya Barrack, they look like C-cups, but they felt like D's!"

"Just one word... H-U-M-I-D... (Below threshold)

"Just one word... H-U-M-I-D-O-R."

No one has done less with m... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

No one has done less with more.

"Now some guys like to cup ... (Below threshold)

"Now some guys like to cup them from the bottom. Me, I prefer a more direct approach."

Barack and Bill ask an impa... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Barack and Bill ask an impartial third party to decide which one is blacker.

Former President Clinton st... (Below threshold)

Former President Clinton stopped by the White House today to discuss relief efforts in Haiti.

And cop a feel.

Hillary disguises herself t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Hillary disguises herself to get the drop on the president, but her pants suit gives her away.

"And so then we...Barry, fo... (Below threshold)

"And so then we...Barry, for the last time, get your hand off my butt."

"No. No. No. It's not a squ... (Below threshold)

"No. No. No. It's not a square...It's a Triangle. And its called 'Triangulation'..."

"You take her head like thi... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"You take her head like this and sloooowwly bring it dow....."

Clinton - "And see you have... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Clinton - "And see you have your trysts over there out of camera range".

The three stooges of the US... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The three stooges of the US govt.

Hickory Dickory and Dock ma... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hickory Dickory and Dock make plans to take over the world.

Clinton -".. and if I were ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Clinton -".. and if I were black I could have gotten away with the Lewinsky thing by playing the race card"

Clinton "and that is when y... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Clinton "and that is when you bring the pitchforks in"

Slick and Slicker discuss t... (Below threshold)

Slick and Slicker discuss the tried and true strategy of dealing with mid-term election slaughters.

Hey Barack, this is what th... (Below threshold)

Hey Barack, this is what the new curtains will look like.

Clinton shows Obama a photo... (Below threshold)

Clinton shows Obama a photo of the type of babe that he expected as payment for his role in the Sestak-affair...and Valerie Jarrett suddenly realizes she's not it.

"And just when they think e... (Below threshold)

"And just when they think everything is perfectly safe and fine, you reach over and grab 'em just like this, saying "Hey, how are the twins doing?' "

At this point your only hop... (Below threshold)

At this point your only hope is distraction. I say it's time to pork an intern.

Hey, it worked for me.

". . . . so he opens up the... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

". . . . so he opens up the third envelope and the letter in it says 'prepare three envelopes.'"

Nice move getting Michelle ... (Below threshold)

Nice move getting Michelle to go to Spain. Now send the munchkin here out for some tail and let's get this party started!

"So after the Republi... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"So after the Republicans take over Congress, they'll clean up the mess and you get re-elected by taking the credit. Just like I did!"

Hillary as your Vice Presid... (Below threshold)

Hillary as your Vice President? Are you insane?

You have some kind of death wish?

"Dude, this isn't even my G... (Below threshold)

"Dude, this isn't even my GOOD pimp hand and it's still stronger than yours."

"Yeah, she says she is from... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, she says she is from RaceCard(r) and that you have maxed it out. You can't cover your bullsh*t with it anymore..."

Clinton to Obama: "Don't wo... (Below threshold)

Clinton to Obama: "Don't worry. As an ex-President you can legally begin soliciting foreign funds for your Presidential Library and private use slush-fund as early as late January, 2013."

See Barack, this is how lib... (Below threshold)

See Barack, this is how liberal women look.
We gotta convert some of those conservative types.

"I've *really* never had se... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"I've *really* never had sex with *this* woman. Seriously."

Suddenly Valarie had a hank... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Suddenly Valarie had a hankerin' for an Oreo Cookie.

"No, watch what happens whe... (Below threshold)

"No, watch what happens when you reach out to the Left."

"I'll tell you what to do B... (Below threshold)

"I'll tell you what to do Barry... When I was at 40% in the polls I changed the subject. Now get you a box of cigars and an intern and follow this fool-proof plan and everything will be just fine."

"Lookee here, Barak, have I... (Below threshold)

"Lookee here, Barak, have I got a deal for you! I got this late-model Hillary!mobile ritecheer on the lot that's perfect for a man-about-town such as yerself. Runs on hot air, so she's cheap to keep! Don't pay no attention to them lyin' rumors that she keeps running over her owners.

"Sure she's a little on the... (Below threshold)

"Sure she's a little on the chubby side, but they appreciate it so much more....."

"These are the remodeling p... (Below threshold)

"These are the remodeling plans I had for the Oval Office Hillary wouldn't let me use. The stripper poles would have gone right over there..."

As a fellow black President... (Below threshold)

As a fellow black President...

She spilled some coffee cre... (Below threshold)

She spilled some coffee creamer on her dress, now let it go!

"I know it's weird, Barack,... (Below threshold)

"I know it's weird, Barack, but the jobs people out there are talking about are the ones the government doesn't provide. There really used to be such a thing, and you people need to at least give the concept some face time."

"Yes, Hillary has been pick... (Below threshold)

"Yes, Hillary has been picking my assistants, why do you ask?"

Wow! Stain resistant fabric... (Below threshold)

Wow! Stain resistant fabrics for dresses nowadays. I see that nothing from you shows on her!

"It's all pink on the insid... (Below threshold)

"It's all pink on the inside, too, Barack"

Bill: Not gonna happen, Ho... (Below threshold)

Bill: Not gonna happen, Hommie. She's wearing pink instead of blue.

You need to find one that g... (Below threshold)

You need to find one that goes to 11. Ten's not going to do it for ya this time. So instead of Greek Columns, I'm thinking full blown Roman Orgy.

Obama's thought bubble: If ... (Below threshold)

Obama's thought bubble: If I wanted Clinton's opinion, I'd give him one.

I'm gonna show you one more... (Below threshold)

I'm gonna show you one more time......slowly reach for her breast........don't just grab it!

Man... I hate listening to ... (Below threshold)

Man... I hate listening to this mutha f*ckin' cracker.

I picked a bad day to quit smoking.

As former President Bill Cl... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

As former President Bill Clinton discusses potential strategies for the fall elections with President Barack Obama, Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett thinks to herself, "You just wait white boy, we'll fix your ass too."

"Now, this here is how to p... (Below threshold)

"Now, this here is how to properly fondle a breast..."

"In my day interns wore blu... (Below threshold)
Silver Bullet:

"In my day interns wore blue dresses. Beware of those. They're bad about staining!"

Bill Clinton: "This is what... (Below threshold)

Bill Clinton: "This is what a hispanic looks like." ww

Now, Obama, after looking a... (Below threshold)

Now, Obama, after looking at your efforts on health care, the war, and everything else, lemme give you a piece of advice that got me elected.

"It's the economy stupid."

Bill : " I know what your t... (Below threshold)

Bill : " I know what your thinking out there looking at this picture. Let me assure you, I am NOT THAT HORNY! I may be a cheater,but at least I had some taste."

Obama : "word,cuz. fistbump me"

Bill : "what?"

"Barak, if you want to be r... (Below threshold)

"Barak, if you want to be reelected follow the Bush doctrine. And if you want to have fun ditch the wookie and start banging some interns."

"Thanks Billy!"

"Its the economy stupid!... (Below threshold)

"Its the economy stupid!!"

Bill: "I think we're gonna ... (Below threshold)

Bill: "I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."

Knowing his reputation, Jar... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Knowing his reputation, Jarrett moves out of Clinton's reach.

Bill: "You should be proud.... (Below threshold)

Bill: "You should be proud... I can keep my hands off the biggest boob in the room."

cmon Barak , Michelle's in ... (Below threshold)

cmon Barak , Michelle's in Spain lets grab some interns and party..

I have our most romantic bo... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

I have our most romantic booth held for your
party of two. May I suggest the Assateague
oyster plate and the Dom Perignon '89 to start
your dining experience.....

NO! NO! You come from stage... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

NO! NO! You come from stage LEFT the moment
she finishes "I Loves You, Porgy"!!!

Now SHE just pledged $1,000... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Now SHE just pledged $1,000 for Hillary's
2012 run for top dog......we expect a far
heftier sum from YOU, sir.

OK, looky here. In this pic... (Below threshold)

OK, looky here. In this picture you can see what Hillary used to look like. Now, with a little makeup and a pink outfit, you can see she almost passes for human.

No rump-pinching in the Whi... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

No rump-pinching in the White House! Now tell
her 'you're sorry' and that it won't happen
again. The fact that you miss Michelle is
no excuse.

Talk to the hand, Valerie!<... (Below threshold)

Talk to the hand, Valerie!

Look Barack, I just reached... (Below threshold)

Look Barack, I just reached over and gave her titty a little squeeze, like I did to all the women in my White House. I don't think that's a good enough reason for this here indictment. Something tells me this is really about Hillary and the primary...

"....And just about then I ... (Below threshold)

"....And just about then I placed my hand on her head like this and said 'Praise the Lord Monica for He is coming..."

Hilary and I had the couch ... (Below threshold)

Hilary and I had the couch right over there....so don't mess up the carpet, and we can put it right back in the same spot.

Just like Dr. Strangelove, ... (Below threshold)
Dave norman:

Just like Dr. Strangelove, Bill's hand succumbs to old habits.

O.K., Barak. Now Valerie he... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

O.K., Barak. Now Valerie here will be 'Hillary'.
Show me how you will sweet-talk her into
being your V.P. in 2011. I suggest you
begin with genuflection.......

"So Barack, Ah had the ciga... (Below threshold)

"So Barack, Ah had the cigar in mah right hand like this, and I was doin' this with mah left han..."
Umm, uh, Bill, let me be clear: I, uh, was trying to tell you how to rape America, not asking you how you raped Monica..."

"She dont look like much Ba... (Below threshold)

"She dont look like much Barry but She can sure find and give jobs."

Now, I'm not saying she do ... (Below threshold)
Andy T:

Now, I'm not saying she do for you what Monica did for me, but you owe it to yourself.

Dude! Show her! She doesn... (Below threshold)

Dude! Show her! She doesn't believe it's this long!

Look I'm tellin' ya', once ... (Below threshold)

Look I'm tellin' ya', once you understand the power of the force you'll get more tail than Yoda's toilet seat.

Imagine the Mosque at groun... (Below threshold)

Imagine the Mosque at ground zero being dedicated to you. With your name arching across it.

Power-Grab-Left is the only... (Below threshold)

Power-Grab-Left is the only play in The Book, Barry!

Psst Barry. Did you find th... (Below threshold)

Psst Barry. Did you find the tunnels yet? These will let you sneak in the hookers and then you can bang them in the Lincoln Bedroom and Michelle won't know a thing.

Barry, you're gonna have to... (Below threshold)

Barry, you're gonna have to do better than this chick. Haven't you got any cute interns running around here?

"I'm telling ya Mr. Preside... (Below threshold)

"I'm telling ya Mr. President... this girl would do it all and ask for seconds... Now I did not have sex with that woman... (wink wink nudge nudge) but it was amazing."

Clowns to the left of me..j... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Clowns to the left of me..jokers to the right....

Hopester, Gropester and Mop... (Below threshold)

Hopester, Gropester and Mopester

"I scored an ounce blow, a ... (Below threshold)

"I scored an ounce blow, a bottle of tequila and it'll just be the three of us in the room."

Barak is in denial about wh... (Below threshold)

Barak is in denial about who the real first black president is.

"And then you say, "Beep, b... (Below threshold)
Bill M:

"And then you say, "Beep, beep."

And here is how we will mil... (Below threshold)
Abhishek Duggal:

And here is how we will milk them!

She's so short she doesn't ... (Below threshold)

She's so short she doesn't have to bend over. Just walk up and unzip.

4 flags, 7 chairs,a picture... (Below threshold)

4 flags, 7 chairs,a picture, a marxist, a philanderer and Valerie Jarret.

"Now Barak, I could have sw... (Below threshold)

"Now Barak, I could have sworn I said a blue dress was the required uniform".

Hey Barry, you mind if I bo... (Below threshold)
Pete S:

Hey Barry, you mind if I borrow this one for the weekend? She's purty in pink and looks a little feisty. I like it a little rough!

Barry, I'm telling you, Hil... (Below threshold)

Barry, I'm telling you, Hilary's idea to name it "Obamosque" is genius. The American people will never forget.

Reach out, and touch someon... (Below threshold)

Reach out, and touch someone.

And then, according to this... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

And then, according to this affadavit, I grabbed her like this ... except she was wearing a blue dress at the time.

Finding Obama worthy, Bill ... (Below threshold)

Finding Obama worthy, Bill points out the bookcase where "the Bible" is kept, and reminds him that it needs to be returned at the end of his term.

It's my tab from the Mustan... (Below threshold)

It's my tab from the Mustang Ranch. I'll just give it to Valarie.

Just take this clipboard wi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Just take this clipboard with you wherever you go. A clipboard always makes you look like you know what you're doing.

OK. Barry, if I get her... (Below threshold)
Gaius Piconius:

OK. Barry, if I get her down to the Kmart right away I can get rid of her in five minutes under 'the flashing blue light'!

Please - can I put my Itali... (Below threshold)

Please - can I put my Italian wingtips back on now, sir? I can't help being taller than you...

Hear me out. SHE picks the... (Below threshold)

Hear me out. SHE picks the ties.

"...and I was like all cool... (Below threshold)

"...and I was like all cool with the SWMBO thing until Hillary told me it didn't mean -- Sex With My Bitchin' Oldie."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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