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It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Congressman Charles Rangel pumps his fist while surrounded by supporters after attending a debate sponsored by the League of Women Voters, Thursday, Aug. 26, 2010 in New York.

Winners for last weekend's contest and this weekend will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.


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Float like a butterfly - St... (Below threshold)
Pete S:

Float like a butterfly - Sting like a bee!

Yeah, I'll deliver! Gimme ... (Below threshold)

Yeah, I'll deliver! Gimme your money, and I'll deliver it right to my wallet!

Charlie strikes his latest ... (Below threshold)

Charlie strikes his latest super criminal pose in the vain hope it'll win friends and influence judges.

El Capitan: "If Hugo can do... (Below threshold)
Nine Fourteen:

El Capitan: "If Hugo can do it, we can do it".

"For My next trick I will p... (Below threshold)
Nine3 Fourteen:

"For My next trick I will pull $250,000 out of a freezer"

"I'm a little tea pot short... (Below threshold)

"I'm a little tea pot short and corrupt!"

For some reason, a black su... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

For some reason, a black supremacist with his minions is never newsworthy.

Superfly Charlie Crooka!</p... (Below threshold)
Nine3 Fourteen:

Superfly Charlie Crooka!

You tell him the event was ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You tell him the event was supposed to be "black tie." I'm not gonna tell him.

Charlie was well aware that... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Charlie was well aware that he split his pants during a rip roaring session of the macarena.

Piglosi poster boy for most... (Below threshold)
Nine3 Fourteen:

Piglosi poster boy for most ethical congress evah!

"Black Power" "ohh my back"... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Black Power" "ohh my back"

El Crumple... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

El Crumple

"Just talked to the League ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Just talked to the League of Women Voters, guys. You know how that makes me feel? Uumph!"

I'm not worried. I have a c... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I'm not worried. I have a cush job as the head of the DOJ ebonics division waiting.

One overlooked fact of Obam... (Below threshold)

One overlooked fact of ObamaCare is free Viagra to all US Congresman!

The Teapot Dumb Scandal.</p... (Below threshold)

The Teapot Dumb Scandal.

I take from the rich and gi... (Below threshold)

I take from the rich and give to the poor.

Us poor.

Does this man look like a s... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Does this man look like a servant or a ruler? You be the judge.

I think I like the Rocky st... (Below threshold)

I think I like the Rocky statue better.

Rangle can find the angle!<... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Rangle can find the angle!

Charlie Rangel: Democrat, e... (Below threshold)

Charlie Rangel: Democrat, ethically challenged.

But I repeat myself.

Oddly, the second-line danc... (Below threshold)

Oddly, the second-line dance started before the funeral

He's off looking for a new ... (Below threshold)

He's off looking for a new place to park his Mercedes...

Stuck on Stupid... (Below threshold)

Stuck on Stupid

Dems celebrate "Caribbean B... (Below threshold)

Dems celebrate "Caribbean Bag-Man Day"!

"Charlie Rangel: HE DELIVER... (Below threshold)

"Charlie Rangel: HE DELIVERS!"
Thirty minutes, or it's free!

Yep, I am Obummer err obanl... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Yep, I am Obummer err obanler err O whats his faces best friend.

Charles is a great man. He'... (Below threshold)

Charles is a great man. He'll give you the shirt right off your back.

The CODFATHER<... (Below threshold)
Nine Fourteen:


"...and I want Charles in c... (Below threshold)

"...and I want Charles in charge of me..."

Remember November... (Below threshold)
Nine Fourteen:

Remember November

M-M-Minnie the Moocher...</... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

M-M-Minnie the Moocher...

Rangel tries to lock up the... (Below threshold)

Rangel tries to lock up the Bowzer vote.

Bush did it!... (Below threshold)
Nine Fourteen:

Bush did it!

Barney, if you vote not to ... (Below threshold)
Bill Fabrizio:

Barney, if you vote not to oust me I promise I'll shove all of my arm up your ass!

Who's the black public dick... (Below threshold)

Who's the black public dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

"It's so great to come home... (Below threshold)

"It's so great to come home to Harlem, where the good people are too dumb to know what a crook I am. Is this a great town or what???"

Black power, it increased o... (Below threshold)

Black power, it increased our welfare checks before.

Dorian Gray, 2010 versio... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Dorian Gray, 2010 version

I'm just a little Rangel ( ... (Below threshold)

I'm just a little Rangel ( the 'R' is silent).

Hell yes we can. ww... (Below threshold)

Hell yes we can. ww

...and when I hurts me fing... (Below threshold)

...and when I hurts me finger, I sticks it in Olive Oyl...yuk yuk yuk yuk

I'm buying sexy back...them... (Below threshold)

I'm buying sexy back...them other congressmen don't know how to act...

Whatcha gonna do when they ... (Below threshold)
just bob:

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you, bad boys,bad boys?

Pimpin' fo da hoes.... (Below threshold)

Pimpin' fo da hoes.

It's very difficult to keep... (Below threshold)

It's very difficult to keep that "tailored look" when the inside breast pockets of your coat are stuffed with unmarked envelopes full of cash...

CRIME PAYS!... (Below threshold)
Nine Fourteen:


"I did not have sex with th... (Below threshold)
Nine Fourteen:

"I did not have sex with that freezer"

"I'm a little teapot,... (Below threshold)

"I'm a little teapot,
short and stout,
here is my handle,
here is my spout,
when I get all steamed up
I will shout... RACIST!!!"

Rangel's Rangers Ride to th... (Below threshold)

Rangel's Rangers Ride to the Rescue!

If you even dream of convic... (Below threshold)

If you even dream of convicting me you'd better wake up and apologize!

Unlike Tea Party events, Ed... (Below threshold)

Unlike Tea Party events, Ed Shultz and Keith Olberman DID NOT ask why no WHITE people were represented at the Rangel rally.

The Local United Breakdance... (Below threshold)

The Local United Breakdancers Union backs Charlie Rangels Campaign.

Ya put your right arm in <b... (Below threshold)

Ya put your right arm in
ya put your right arm out
ya put your right arm in and ya shake it all about.
ya do the the hokey pokey....

I'm a little despot short n... (Below threshold)

I'm a little despot short n stout, f*ck you America just try and kick me out.

I've got <a href="... (Below threshold)
I've got your 'Dignity' right here whippersnapper.
"Why don't you mind your go... (Below threshold)

"Why don't you mind your goddamned business?"

Some criminals do the perp ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Some criminals do the perp walk, but ever the exhibitionist Charley Rangel plans to do the perp stroll.

Jive music for a jiving Con... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Jive music for a jiving Congressman.

"See how well I display my ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"See how well I display my dignity."

"I think that Obama would s... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"I think that Obama would say that I'm one of his best friends," Rangel declared. But he neglected to add that with friends like Rangel "who needs enemies".

Such a shame to see such an... (Below threshold)
Nine Fourteen:

Such a shame to see such an endearing short stout "public servant" fall so slow.

And to think all those years the "criminal element" never entered his noble mind.

Its been like this since Ko... (Below threshold)

Its been like this since Korea ...

Had enough "HOPE & CHANGE?<... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Had enough "HOPE & CHANGE?

Vote Charlie for President 2012!

I'm a man of the people.<br... (Below threshold)

I'm a man of the people.
Now look at this size of this diamond ring.

The Godfather of Souless</p... (Below threshold)

The Godfather of Souless

I think Charlie will look b... (Below threshold)

I think Charlie will look better in a good horizontal stripe.

"Do the Hustle!"... (Below threshold)

"Do the Hustle!"

I am a crook and everyone k... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I am a crook and everyone knows it. yet I keep getting reelected. What a great country this was.

Picture on the left "Left n... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Picture on the left "Left nut"

Picture on the right "Right nut"

Picture on the left "Who's the D*ck in middle"

Picture on the right "you are looking backwards. That's not a d*ck, that's an ass"

And in this clenched fist I... (Below threshold)

And in this clenched fist I hold the last shreds of my dignity.

"See, while you're staring ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"See, while you're staring at my bling ring
I reach into your back pocket and baby gots
a new pair o' shoes!"

Wes still down on de planta... (Below threshold)

Wes still down on de plantation, ain't we?

"Call me the 'Jack Johnson'... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Call me the 'Jack Johnson' of the House. Whitey
can't beat me!"

"So I says to Pelosi....get... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"So I says to Pelosi....get off my case or
I'll serve you a Cholley's Special. That's
a knuckle sandwich with grits on the side."

"I got the RACE CARD to pla... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I got the RACE CARD to play...but is it in my
right hand or in my back pocket? I ain't
gonna tell 'em!"

CONGRESSIONAL "ETHICS'" COM... (Below threshold)




Me do a deal?

OK - here's the deal, Suckers. Either you drop the charges -- or prosecute them through November 2! Capeesh?

Have a nice day ....

So, I told Pelosi "It's thi... (Below threshold)

So, I told Pelosi "It's this big"

Rangle caught dancing on th... (Below threshold)

Rangle caught dancing on the grave of America. His rewrite of the tax code is making him rich and America poor.

"One more comment from Obam... (Below threshold)

"One more comment from Obama on my dignity and I'll put him in a headlock like this, you see, and then I pop him with a right uppercut, like this."

Charles Rangle, the Grand W... (Below threshold)

Charles Rangle, the Grand Wizard of the CCC, Clueless Chucky Clan, leads his sheeple to the end.

Donkey Hokey... (Below threshold)

Donkey Hokey

Floats like a gadfly,... (Below threshold)

Floats like a gadfly,
stinks like cat pee.

Gloats like a gadfly,... (Below threshold)

Gloats like a gadfly,
stinks like cat pee.

He delivers... in 30 minute... (Below threshold)
bob (either orr):

He delivers... in 30 minutes or less or your welfare check is free.

Marching in a parade with 1... (Below threshold)

Marching in a parade with 100s of pictures of me ... that's my dignity, Barack.

Dont worry charle's. You ca... (Below threshold)
Nine Fourteen:

Dont worry charle's. You can always tour with Sharpton when you get out of jail.

Marvel unveiled their newes... (Below threshold)

Marvel unveiled their newest super hero today:
Con Man.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.






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