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President Barack Obama talks with Vice President Joe Biden and Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel in the Oval Office, Sept. 9, 2010. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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Vice President Biden is sho... (Below threshold)

Vice President Biden is shown performing his famous "Disappearing Hair" trick in the Oval Office.

Axis Of Fail.J.</p... (Below threshold)

Axis Of Fail.


"I'm telling you Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)

"I'm telling you Mr. President, your event attendance is really improving... we've got to keep up the name calling. Nothing riles up the base more ... who thought of this anyway? It was Axlerod wasn't it?"

Obama and Rahm thought bubb... (Below threshold)

Obama and Rahm thought bubble: If we kill him now will anyone know? mpw

Plugs and Thugs. mpw... (Below threshold)

Plugs and Thugs. mpw

I'm training for a real fig... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

I'm training for a real fight this fall, so go ahead Joe, take your best shot.

I know I left my 'book draf... (Below threshold)

I know I left my 'book draft' in here...now who has it!?

Even in the Oval office Rah... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Even in the Oval office Rahm carries his Apple i-Teleprompter at the ready in case either puppet wonders off script.

The Three Stooges: Reloaded... (Below threshold)

The Three Stooges: Reloaded

Rahm: For the last time Bar... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Rahm: For the last time Barrack, look of disdain does not beat rock

"C'mon Barry! Let me hit on... (Below threshold)

"C'mon Barry! Let me hit once, just once! I mean, he's leaving soon to become the new don--I mean mayor--of Chicago anyway!"

Rahm always covers his ass.... (Below threshold)

Rahm always covers his ass.

Despite intensive coaching ... (Below threshold)

Despite intensive coaching from Obama amd Rahm Emanuel, Joe Biden simply cannot execute even an adequate Black Panther salute.

Seriously Mr. President, Ro... (Below threshold)

Seriously Mr. President, Rock does beat Scissors.

Biden: "I swear, by the end... (Below threshold)

Biden: "I swear, by the end of your term, I will find out who Snooki is for you."

Ship of fools--... (Below threshold)

Ship of fools--

Please let me hit Rahm, Mr.... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Please let me hit Rahm, Mr. President, I just saw a punch buggy red!

Barry and Rahm confront Mic... (Below threshold)

Barry and Rahm confront Michaele Salahi, in yet another elaborate disguise.

President Obama listens to ... (Below threshold)

President Obama listens to Vice President Biden explain why he isn't properly dressed for the Oval Office. Neither Rahm Emanuel or Obama are buying the story that he got into a fistfight with a circus midget out on the lawn.

OK, Mr. President, guess wh... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

OK, Mr. President, guess which hand has the key for the "undisclosed location."

Biden loses yet another rou... (Below threshold)

Biden loses yet another round of Rock, Paper, Executive Order

"The Dems will retain contr... (Below threshold)

"The Dems will retain control of Congress this election, I tell you, and I know just how," declared Biden. "I know it like the back of my left hand."

Biden: "I know the easiest ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Biden: "I know the easiest way to end this dispute, guys: we'll play 'One potato, two potato'."

"Bet you can't pull my fing... (Below threshold)

"Bet you can't pull my finger now!"

Barry and Rahm remain unimp... (Below threshold)

Barry and Rahm remain unimpressed with Joe's Senor Wences impression.

"No Joe, Fisting the Ele... (Below threshold)

"No Joe, Fisting the Elephant is just a euphemism for what we want to do to the GOP."

"Good news Mr. President, w... (Below threshold)
Bill Fabrizio:

"Good news Mr. President, we have identified enough dead voters to get Rahm elected mayor of Chicago"!

Asses of Evil... (Below threshold)

Asses of Evil

Rahm thought bubble: How c... (Below threshold)

Rahm thought bubble: How can one man be so ****** full of ****!

Biden promises that THIS ti... (Below threshold)

Biden promises that THIS time he's going to catch those wascally Wepubwicans!

Biden - " I dont understand... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - " I dont understand. I just told the quadrilapigic "high five" and they threw me out of the hospital"

Huey, Duey and Luey.... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Huey, Duey and Luey.

Obama - "Joe, you need to h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Joe, you need to have the teleprompter in your hand before you can move it to the right"

TOTUS - The Biden model.<br... (Below threshold)
retired military:

TOTUS - The Biden model.

Obama and Rahm amuse themse... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama and Rahm amuse themselves by making Biden play "find the hidden briefcase" again.

Rahm thought bubble " Here ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Rahm thought bubble " Here we have the Pres and VP of the US. And they thought Karl Rove was a political genius"

Hey dumbass. You've screwed... (Below threshold)

Hey dumbass. You've screwed things up so badly I could probably beat you in 2012.

Biden - "I'm telling you Mr... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden - "I'm telling you Mr President, I can take Palin best 2 out of 3."

You want I should sock him ... (Below threshold)

You want I should sock him ?

Obama "Joe, we decided to f... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Joe, we decided to find someone more quialified than you to be the VP on the ticket in 2012"

Biden - "Who?"

Obama "Well, it would take years to list everyone that meets that particular qualification"

Obama "Joe, you ARE my mora... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Joe, you ARE my moral compass"

Obama "One more time Joe, T... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "One more time Joe, That is your right arm"

The Vice President used his... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The Vice President used his best Señor Wences imitation to warm the president up before Rahm handed him his latest poll numbers.

Rahm thought bubble "Harvar... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Rahm thought bubble "Harvard boxing team my ass"

Obama listens to Biden's id... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama listens to Biden's ideas for creating jobs and for once in his political career is totally speechless.

"..so I says to the Indian ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"..so I says to the Indian guy behind the counter..."

Barack and Rahm are stunned... (Below threshold)

Barack and Rahm are stunned to find out that Biden joined the Tea Party...

This is not an attempt at a... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

This is not an attempt at a quote but I still cannot believe these buffoons are in the white house.

Biden: " Look, it took a lo... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Biden: " Look, it took a long time to free the slaves. Just be patient, and buck up."

Barry (thought bubble): "There's a couple of catchy phrases."

"Wait a minute! If he bec... (Below threshold)

"Wait a minute! If he becomes the mayor of Chicago, who's going to be running the country?"

Obama isn't buying Biden's ... (Below threshold)

Obama isn't buying Biden's plan because it doesn't hurt America enough.

"Mr. President, I could be ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Mr. President, I could be the new "Rahm-Bo" too cause I've got lots of free time as VP."

Funny, I used to think that... (Below threshold)

Funny, I used to think that Biden was the stupid one.

Rub a dub dub,Three ... (Below threshold)

Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The Muslim, the dullard,
The phony vote maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three!

Biden makes his case that h... (Below threshold)

Biden makes his case that he should be allowed to wear a coat too...but the body language of Obama and Emanuel foretells the likely response.

Rub a dub dub,Three ... (Below threshold)

Rub a dub dub,
Three men in a tub,
And who do you think they be?
The Muslim, the dullard,
The phony vote maker.
Turn them out, knaves all three

Team of Assmonkies... (Below threshold)

Team of Assmonkies

Uncle Joe shows the boys ho... (Below threshold)

Uncle Joe shows the boys how to throw a Left Hook.

Rock'em sock'em Sorosbots.<... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Rock'em sock'em Sorosbots.

The dumbing down of America... (Below threshold)

The dumbing down of America

Rahm absconds with the One'... (Below threshold)

Rahm absconds with the One's laptop to rule them all.

Biden "And then Mr Presiden... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "And then Mr President you can lead them in a rousing fight cheer"

Their is no honor among thi... (Below threshold)

Their is no honor among thieves..

Biden "and in my left hand.... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "and in my left hand..."

Obama - "Joe, I dont think ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Joe, I dont think that you holding a whip would help emphasis the slave portion of my next speech."

So I tell the guy that I re... (Below threshold)

So I tell the guy that I really am the Vice President, and he says something about his ass, I tell him I don't like his tone, he says "whataya gonna do about it?", so I peel off my jacket and am about to give the guy a taste of a knuckle sandwich when, lucky for him, the cub scout leader calls him back to the group...

It's always so cute watchin... (Below threshold)

It's always so cute watching Biden try to be tough. It's all Obama can do to keep a straight face.

Asssclowns are us... (Below threshold)

Asssclowns are us

Quit calling me Plugs!... (Below threshold)

Quit calling me Plugs!

Biden: "but I've always wan... (Below threshold)

Biden: "but I've always wanted to be the drummer in the Nairobi Trio."

Barry,"After I scr... (Below threshold)


"After I screw America, I am going to stone her.."

"Lean a little more to the ... (Below threshold)

"Lean a little more to the left............it will encourage our base."

Rahm: "I wonder, if I leave... (Below threshold)
John Sheehan:

Rahm: "I wonder, if I leave right now, could get an earlier flight to Chicago?"

I didn't take your mojo! D... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

I didn't take your mojo! Do I look like someone with mojo?

Go ask Palin, she seems to have extra mojo!

Where's Shemp?... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Where's Shemp?

Rahm- "Easy on him Joe, he ... (Below threshold)

Rahm- "Easy on him Joe, he finished last in his class."

Obama thought bubble "Fools... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "Fools to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am"

No matter how many times Ra... (Below threshold)

No matter how many times Rahm hit him, Biden still couldn't say "Summer of Recovery" with a straight face.

Pee Wee, Mr Cheif of staff ... (Below threshold)

Pee Wee, Mr Cheif of staff stole my kite!

Biden just realizes that th... (Below threshold)

Biden just realizes that the whole point of the Oval Office redesign was to have the US Seal on the carpet point to Mecca.

Biden:Pee Wee, Mr ... (Below threshold)


Pee Wee, Mr Chief of Staff stole my kite!

I got that pesky fly.... (Below threshold)
just bob:

I got that pesky fly.

The perfect example of the ... (Below threshold)

The perfect example of the need for the "three strikes law."

We've got the country by th... (Below threshold)

We've got the country by the throat. Lets squeeze all we can before the mid-terms.

Rahm, after hitting the pau... (Below threshold)

Rahm, after hitting the pause key of his new life-size "Rock'em Sock'em Oval Office Toy," is caught on film contemplating his next move in the addictive, but wonderfully entertaining ringside game of... wait for it...
"The Politics of Democrat Self-Destruction!"

So i took that B-i-t-c you ... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

So i took that B-i-t-c you know what I mean and I told christy, I don't care who you are your not taking my seat in deleware from the domocrat. I will hurt you my self. Boy was she scared.

"I'm serious, if my laptop ... (Below threshold)
George True:

"I'm serious, if my laptop doesn't turn up real soon, someone's gonna get a knuckle sandwich."

So i took that B-i-t-c by t... (Below threshold)
Bill Shives:

So i took that B-i-t-c by the lapel,you know what I mean, and I told christy; I don't care who you are, your not taking my seat in Deleware from the democrat. I will hurt you my self. Boy was she scared.

Joe Biden, Barack Obama, an... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Joe Biden, Barack Obama, and Rahm Emanuel star in "I Sing the Body Elected," in which the President of the United States is replaced by a cyborg.

Too the moon Obama, to the ... (Below threshold)

Too the moon Obama, to the moon!

Rahm: "Hey, Joe, you get yo... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Rahm: "Hey, Joe, you get your point across better if you're just wearing a towel."

Kindergarten is dismissed</... (Below threshold)

Kindergarten is dismissed

Joe: "And another thing...t... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Joe: "And another thing...tan carpets, tan sofa, gold/tannish curtains, brown chairs. Good God, who the hell designed this office? UPS?"

People ever find out he run... (Below threshold)

People ever find out he runs on batteries, we're in deep fucking trouble Rahm!

You always take Rahm's side... (Below threshold)

You always take Rahm's side in everything, don't you? I want to make some decisions too!

Dumb, Bum amd Scum... (Below threshold)

Dumb, Bum amd Scum

Joe: "Mr. President, please... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Joe: "Mr. President, please have Rahm stand up and be a part of the conversation....You mean he is? Sorry there, Rahm."

Dopey, Grumpy and Shorty.</... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Dopey, Grumpy and Shorty.

You said I could have Rahm'... (Below threshold)

You said I could have Rahm's parking spot when he left!

Bad plugs! Chicago thugs!<... (Below threshold)

Bad plugs! Chicago thugs!

[Thought bubble over Rahm]:... (Below threshold)

[Thought bubble over Rahm]: Man... I am SO outta here!

Pictured from left to right... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Pictured from left to right: Scotty Evil, Dr. Evil and Mini Me.

Tri-fecta of failure!... (Below threshold)

Tri-fecta of failure!

Obama figures that if Darth... (Below threshold)

Obama figures that if Darth Vader can choke a guy with his mind, maybe he can use the same Sith trick to make Biden punch Rahm. Those tricks always work on the weak-minded

Not enough brains in this g... (Below threshold)

Not enough brains in this group to fill a thimble!

Ok, round one of Roshambo -... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

Ok, round one of Roshambo - ready?

"...but this is the way I'v... (Below threshold)

"...but this is the way I've always played Kancho."

You put your right arm i... (Below threshold)

You put your right arm in,
You put your right arm out,
You put your right arm in,
And then you wave it all about --
You do the Hokey Pokey and they make you President ...
That's what it's all about!

Here we have a picture show... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have a picture showing something which people look down on, gives incorrect quotes, made of various colors, and was bought with political contributions. We also have a picture showing the new rug in the oval office.

Biden failed at guessing wh... (Below threshold)

Biden failed at guessing which of the three in the room was going to Chicago to run for mayor... two times.

Here we have an idiot, a li... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have an idiot, a liar and a crook. You figure out which is which because I cant.

Obama - "Joe, you almost h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama - "Joe, you almost have it right. Straighten out your arm. Extend your fingers palm down and then say Heil Obama and it will be perfect"

What are you talking about?... (Below threshold)

What are you talking about? I can find my own ass with ONE hand!

Rahm thought bubble: "Just ... (Below threshold)

Rahm thought bubble: "Just a little while longer and I won't have to deal with this bozo anymore! ...AND I won't have to be around Joe Biden either!"

Rahmbo you are being senten... (Below threshold)

Rahmbo you are being sentenced to the phantom zone because of your shower misconduct towards Jokeyo Biden.

BIDEN: Ramadan, Tussaud's ... (Below threshold)

BIDEN: Ramadan, Tussaud's really made this one so lifelike I had to punch it to tell the difference!

EMANUEL: Joe, you can tell because there's no teleprompter.


"So there I was, under the ... (Below threshold)
M Malone:

"So there I was, under the stars, out on the Kalahari - Alone, naked and with one match..."

"Back in Scranton, if it wa... (Below threshold)

"Back in Scranton, if it was still pretty fresh, we used to pick up the road kill, take it home and make some stew out of it - squirrel, rabbit, even possum, I kid you not."

Obama and Rham tell Plugs W... (Below threshold)

Obama and Rham tell Plugs White Power was dead in the 50's. Now its 'The Chicago Way'.

Biden "What do you mean I a... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "What do you mean I am fired because I called Steward a bigot?"

Biden "Come on you guys wil... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "Come on you guys will love it. Put your right arm in, take your right arm out, put your right arm in and shake it ..."

I call this my Fist of Inte... (Below threshold)
Anon Y. Mous:

I call this my Fist of Intelligence. Whenever I feel myself getting stuck, I wallop myself upside the head, and whoop, there it is, another one of my bright ideas.

I know what you mean, boss.... (Below threshold)

I know what you mean, boss. You take a big drink on that Slurpee and it's just like taking your fist and jamming it up behind your eyeballs. Woah!

The Marx Brothers.... (Below threshold)

The Marx Brothers.

The father, the son, and th... (Below threshold)

The father, the son, and the hole, ass.

Sonny, Fredo, and Michael.<... (Below threshold)

Sonny, Fredo, and Michael.

To the President's left is.... (Below threshold)

To the President's left is....wait a minute, there is nobody to the President's left.

"Mr. President, now that 't... (Below threshold)

"Mr. President, now that 'the Summer of Recovery' is over, I guess we'll be entering 'the Winter of our Discontent' after November."

Proverbs 13:20 He that walk... (Below threshold)

Proverbs 13:20 He that walketh with wise men shall be wise: but a companion of fools shall be destroyed.

Proverbs 14:7 Go from the p... (Below threshold)

Proverbs 14:7 Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.

Joe makes one last attempt ... (Below threshold)
Green Police:

Joe makes one last attempt to persuade before Rahm brings in the 'No Pressure' button.

"You know, Rahm's leaving i... (Below threshold)

"You know, Rahm's leaving is another big f*cking deal."

Pretty good, huh Mr. Presid... (Below threshold)

Pretty good, huh Mr. President? I snatched the pebble from your hand on the very first try.

Yes, very impressive Joe....time for you to leave.

Biden: "You know...Rock 'em... (Below threshold)

Biden: "You know...Rock 'em Sock 'em robots. You hit the button and his arm shot out like this"

O'bama:[And Soros wanted me to pick him for a VP?]

Rahm: [Maybe fish for dinner tonight]

Waddya mean you gave him my... (Below threshold)

Waddya mean you gave him my Trans Am as a going away present? Wasn't the dead fish enough?


The President cries, "Unfai... (Below threshold)

The President cries, "Unfair play" after a game of, "pick-a-hand" reveals a fistful of White House Cheese.....

"...so I ripped her gown of... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"...so I ripped her gown off,and yelled 'I'm SARI!'.....and that's why I can't go to the
New Delhi conference on the 23rd.

"First, you tell him his sh... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"First, you tell him his shoelace is untied....
then you uppercut...like this! Ajad will never
know what hit him, and you'll on YouTube for

"No Mr. President. I SWEAR ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"No Mr. President. I SWEAR I didn't lose
nuclear-codes folder. Someone's got it in
for me, and I aim to catch the the joker!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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