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From ac: in IA for story on ape communication. The apes asked me to dress as a rabbit. Weird, huh?

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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With unemployment over 9%, ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

With unemployment over 9%, many Americans are resorting to a thankless job like haunting Grace Slick's dreams.

Anderson Hopper... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Anderson Hopper

Since the Sanchez incident,... (Below threshold)

Since the Sanchez incident, the management of CNN has made increasingly demanding demonstrations of loyalty from the on-air talent...

"Well, why not? It worked ... (Below threshold)

"Well, why not? It worked for Kerry, didn't it?"

...also starring Les Miles ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

...also starring Les Miles as "The Mad Hatter"

"Anderson was ambivalent ab... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Anderson was ambivalent about his new role as CNN Ad Man on 7th Avenue"

Gaslighting Jimmy Carter so... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Gaslighting Jimmy Carter sounded like a better idea during the staff meeting.

In an effort to reach new m... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

In an effort to reach new markets Playboy Corporation announces Playboy Gay Clubs International.

"Mr. Cooper , Hugh Hefner o... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Mr. Cooper , Hugh Hefner on line 2"

Reading about the Democrats... (Below threshold)

Reading about the Democrats hopping backwards made him think about his receding hare line and yearning for the days when he was a millionhare.

Everybody knew the new guy ... (Below threshold)

Everybody knew the new guy Spitzer was a kinky dude, but most were shocked to find out about Cooper's bunny fetish...

For this Halloween, Anderso... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

For this Halloween, Anderson Cooper decided to be "inappropriate."

Suddenly, it dawned on him ... (Below threshold)

Suddenly, it dawned on him that he was to late to the TEA party.

Having failed all previous ... (Below threshold)

Having failed all previous times Timmy Geithner tries again to sell inflating our way out of our spending mess. mpw

Don't let the Queen of Hear... (Below threshold)

Don't let the Queen of Hearts catch you wearing that or it will be off with your head.

New York Post: Cooper Cops ... (Below threshold)

New York Post: Cooper Cops To Furry Fetish

Dateline March 26, 2013... (Below threshold)

Dateline March 26, 2013

AP- After losing the presidency to the team of Chris Christie and Sarah Palin, former vice-president Joe Biden prepares for his new V.P. position in distribution management. "It's all about a three letter word," he said. "Eggs."

So Snooki, do you want to d... (Below threshold)

So Snooki, do you want to do it like rabbits?

Okay, I'll be safe as long ... (Below threshold)

Okay, I'll be safe as long as some SOB does not show up with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch...

Sending this pic better get... (Below threshold)

Sending this pic better get me that autographed helmet that Brett Favre promised...

Dang! I knew I should have... (Below threshold)

Dang! I knew I should have put the Depends on first!

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpt... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton bemoaned the lack of African American bunnies in today's society.

With ratings in the hole an... (Below threshold)

With ratings in the hole and a fantasy view of the world, CNN dresses the part. Alice, don't swallow that pill.

The rabbits comments were d... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The rabbits comments were discounted by the Obama administration as being obviously racist since they were made by a white bunny.

Joe Biden "Hey I didnt real... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Joe Biden "Hey I didnt realize it was Easter"

Michelle Obama chastised th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle Obama chastised the Easter bunny for being anitMuslim and for encouraging bad eating habits for children.

From the man who made Tea-B... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

From the man who made Tea-Bagging a household word, we have the latest thing in sexual perversion and experimentation, a thing he likes to call "Elmer Fudding."

Anderson Cooper is as convi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Anderson Cooper is as convincing a bunny as Democrats are tax-cutters.

headlineVP Joe Bid... (Below threshold)
retired military:


VP Joe Biden was indicted for manslaughter today after grabbing a rifle and saying "I dought I daw a wabbit"

Here comes Cooper Cottontai... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Here comes Cooper Cottontail,
hoppin' down the Marxist trail...

This can only mean one thin... (Below threshold)

This can only mean one thing...Dukakis is running again.

Okay let me get this straig... (Below threshold)

Okay let me get this straight - Apes FROM IOWA, SPOKE to you and ASKED YOU TO DRESS LIKE A BUNNY, and you JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE THE COSTUME, Ya know, this does not help the feeling that many of us have that you just make sh*t up....

Quick...someone cut off his... (Below threshold)

Quick...someone cut off his foot. It's supposed to be lucky.

Joe Biden's secret service ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Joe Biden's secret service detail was fired today after being unable to point out who had stolen the VP's easter basket.

Sorry Anderson. Even the Ea... (Below threshold)

Sorry Anderson. Even the Easter Bunny can't save the democrats this November.

What? Barak has ordered me ... (Below threshold)

What? Barak has ordered me pulled out of who's ass this November?

...also starring Dick Chene... (Below threshold)

...also starring Dick Cheney as "Elmer Fudd"

Jimmah the rabbit tries to ... (Below threshold)

Jimmah the rabbit tries to figure out how to put on Kerry's magic hat.

Well. . . John Kerry said ... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Well. . . John Kerry said it worked for him.

Interesting, but who instru... (Below threshold)

Interesting, but who instructs Keith Olbermann to appear as an ass each day?

In an effort to reach out t... (Below threshold)

In an effort to reach out to children, CNN introduced a new character today: Buster the Bush Bashing Bunny.

AC suits up for the new rem... (Below threshold)

AC suits up for the new remake of Midgets VS Mascots.

Researchers have conclusive... (Below threshold)

Researchers have conclusively determined that Apes have sense of humor. Seen here, the oldest Ape joke so far discovered:

At the Ape's request, Cooper puts on the Bunny Suit.

So the Ape, trying not to laugh, says to Cooper Bunny "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"

Cooper Bunny says "No, Why?"

And hilarity ensues in the Ape enclosure when the Ape says "Great!" and wipes his butt with Cooper...

What's he do, nibble ya bum... (Below threshold)

What's he do, nibble ya bum?

I don't care what the story... (Below threshold)

I don't care what the story says I ain't following no white rabbit down his dark hole....

Elmer Fudd: "Be vewy quiet.... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Elmer Fudd: "Be vewy quiet. I am hunting Andewson Cooper. Hehehehe!"

After hearing that Tea P... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

After hearing that Tea Party support is "multiplying like rabbits", ace MSM reporter Cooper prepares to go undercover to a Tea Party event.

Step three: Roll these inst... (Below threshold)

Step three: Roll these instructions in a ball and clench between ass-cheeks. "I can do that!"

"Are you sure this is neces... (Below threshold)

"Are you sure this is necessary to get f**ed like a bunny....?"

"Anderson prepares to go un... (Below threshold)

"Anderson prepares to go undercover for a hard-hitting expose on "Furries"...."

Anderson is unclear on the ... (Below threshold)

Anderson is unclear on the concept of "down the rabbit hole"....

Anderson pooper has found h... (Below threshold)

Anderson pooper has found his calling. Head doodoo collector at the bunny ranch.

Anderson Cooper landed the ... (Below threshold)

Anderson Cooper landed the role of Hop Sing in CNN's politically correct production of "Bonanza."

"Silly rabbit, pricks are f... (Below threshold)

"Silly rabbit, pricks are for chicks...."

What's next? Richard Gere ... (Below threshold)

What's next? Richard Gere as a Gerbil?

Unfortunately, this rabbit ... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately, this rabbit didn't die.

Yeeeeaaaa! Obamacare will f... (Below threshold)

Yeeeeaaaa! Obamacare will fully cover Fertility Treatments after all!

Years later the MSM keeps a... (Below threshold)

Years later the MSM keeps asking the Republican candidate why he thought he was a bunny.

Geez, he looks like John Ke... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Geez, he looks like John Kerry getting ready for a photo-op.

Cooper is confident in his ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Cooper is confident in his latest subterfuge, after all so many Democrats bought into that "hope and change" shtick.

Has someone been hitting on... (Below threshold)

Has someone been hitting on the hooka again?

"With Chris as Daffy and Ke... (Below threshold)
Brandon In Baton Rouge:

"With Chris as Daffy and Keith as Elmer, we'll win the group costume prize for sure this year!"

Having been denied a member... (Below threshold)

Having been denied a membership in PETA, Anderson Cooper, decides to dress as a bunny to play the sympathy card

Cooper was asked to perform... (Below threshold)

Cooper was asked to perform at the White House Easter Egg Roll, so he naturally rolled over and went all out.

I think my ratings and my d... (Below threshold)

I think my ratings and my dignity took a left turn at Albuquerque.

So this was my "24 carrot" ... (Below threshold)

So this was my "24 carrot" golden parachute?

Anderson Cooper gets ready ... (Below threshold)

Anderson Cooper gets ready to show what a "360" really is. Mature viewers only.

...also starring Les Mil... (Below threshold)

...also starring Les Miles as "The Mad Hatter"

Double thumbs up from this LSU alum.

Andersons favorite Teabaggi... (Below threshold)

Andersons favorite Teabagging costume ...

Bill Maher prepares to test... (Below threshold)

Bill Maher prepares to testify before Congress "in character".

It's nice that Mr. Cooper h... (Below threshold)

It's nice that Mr. Cooper has finally found a job he's qualified for.

1. Anderson Cooper underco... (Below threshold)

1. Anderson Cooper undercover in PETA sting!

2. PETA sues Cooper for abusing non-consenting bunny

3. Chris Mathews sees Harvey, swears off pre-Hardball highballs.

4. Maddow said she likes it bestial.


"Oh! you mean this isn't th... (Below threshold)

"Oh! you mean this isn't the donkey suit?"

I wish Carter would just go... (Below threshold)

I wish Carter would just go away so I could get some rest.

Rham said if I do this, peo... (Below threshold)

Rham said if I do this, people would think Obama is every bit as good as Carter.

Anderson, Anderson! Put it... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Anderson, Anderson! Put it back in your pants!

Anderson Cooper backstage p... (Below threshold)

Anderson Cooper backstage preparing to appear in the title role of "Harvey", opposite Joe Biden as Elwood P Dowell

Cooper chosen to model NASA... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Cooper chosen to model NASA's new astronaut
attire, cuts interview short, saying, "I'm
late, I'm late, for a very important date.
No time to say hello/goodbye; I'm late, I'm
late, I'm LATE!"

Anderson Cooper, seen backs... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Anderson Cooper, seen backstage of his new
CNN blockbuster "What BUGS Me!"

Gotta date with Dicky Gere ... (Below threshold)

Gotta date with Dicky Gere and the costume department's out of gerbil suits.

Abdul knew it was his missi... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Abdul knew it was his mission to place the Rabbat at ground zero as was Muslim tradition.

I always thought Anderson d... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I always thought Anderson displayed the height of stupidity. He has now surpassed all possible expectations.

Silly Rabbit, ratings are f... (Below threshold)

Silly Rabbit, ratings are for FOX.

Anderson Cooper quits journ... (Below threshold)

Anderson Cooper quits journalism, opens hare salon.

Sydney planned what could v... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Sydney planned what could very well be a heart-stopping surprise for former President Jimmy Carter.

Lloyd carefully prepared fo... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

Lloyd carefully prepared for his annual Running of the Greyhounds event.

"I knew I should've taken t... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"I knew I should've taken the blue pill from Morpheus."

DRUDGEBREAKING: White Rabbi... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: White Rabbit banished from Whitehouse Easter Egg Roll. Developing...

Would you please help me wi... (Below threshold)

Would you please help me wipe off this spoot before we go on the air? Thanks.

"Wake up, Neo. The Matrix ... (Below threshold)

"Wake up, Neo. The Matrix has you. Follow the white rabbit."

After the Bill O'Reilly inc... (Below threshold)

After the Bill O'Reilly incident, Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg resorted to more draconian methods of diminishing the authoritative image of other conservative male guests.

Brer Rabbit... RACIST!!!</p... (Below threshold)

Brer Rabbit... RACIST!!!

Yes officer. Elmer Fudd vio... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Yes officer. Elmer Fudd violated me! I have his DNA right here in my hanky....

The Secret Service caught m... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

The Secret Service caught me in Michelle's
garden. I'm looking at 5-10, minimum!

Nah...my date was Petunia P... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Nah...my date was Petunia Pig, but she's makin'
bacon with Porky in the kitchen pantry.

I kicked the stuffing outta... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

I kicked the stuffing outta Alvin the Chipmunk......last time he'll call MY
outfit "queer"!

Yeah, thanks.....I'll have ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Yeah, thanks.....I'll have a Bacardi 151 with
a carrot-juice chaser.

Yep! Two new Energizer-Cs u... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Yep! Two new Energizer-Cs up my butt and I'm good for the rest of the evening!

Funny, I see him more as th... (Below threshold)

Funny, I see him more as the Red Queen.

In the continuing effort to... (Below threshold)

In the continuing effort to solve the mystery of Fox's popularity, CNN has decided it must be the animal name. Henceforeward, CNN will be known as the Hare News Network. New slogan: we're Hare-brained!

No that's chocolate egg on ... (Below threshold)

No that's chocolate egg on my nose, really!

"Wait'll they see all the M... (Below threshold)

"Wait'll they see all the Milk Duds I leave behind.

Joe "Bunny" Biden... (Below threshold)

Joe "Bunny" Biden

Will someone please call El... (Below threshold)

Will someone please call Elwood P. Dowd and tell him his Pooka is on the loose again!

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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