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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama distributes food at Martha?s Table, a charity providing food and shelter to poor people, a day before Thanksgiving. Obama has saidthe United States is 'hurting' as he used a Thanksgiving address to call for support for US troops and cooperation from his rivals in a divided Washington.(AFP/Mandel Ngan)

Due to an excessive amount of work I've been doing behind the scenes to move all of our sites to a new server, I wasn't able to post last week's winners. Winners for last week and this week will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Dateline 2013The Oba... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline 2013
The Obama's go to a soup kitchen after causing the financial collaspe of America.

Obama "And I command thee t... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "And I command thee turkey BE HEALED"

Obama demonstrates his idea... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama demonstrates his idea of redistributing the wealth by giving away other people's food.

VP Biden was overheard sayi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

VP Biden was overheard saying "Why dont these people just buy their Thanksgiving dinner in a store like everyone else?"

Finally Obama sees the face... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Finally Obama sees the faces of the people that he is "helping"

"Mr President, I voted for ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Mr President, I voted for hope and change. Well I changed my status to unemployed and my hopes keep getting dashed"

Irony - Obama finally meets... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Irony - Obama finally meets the people whom his policies have put out of work.

VP BIden - "You mean go ou... (Below threshold)
retired military:

VP BIden - "You mean go out there and SERVE THEM?? But but they're poor!!!!!"

The winners of a class acti... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The winners of a class action lawsuit against Obama and his policies line up to collect their winnings.

Obama "Would you like some ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Would you like some arugala with that?"

Obama shows that yes you ca... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama shows that yes you can appear arrogant even while giving away food to the poor.

Obama thought bubble "Oh go... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "Oh god, please dont touch me, please dont touch me. Noone knows what kind of germs you have. Why oh why do I have to interact with these commoners?"

Obama in training for his n... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama in training for his next job.

Obama finally has found a ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama finally has found a job to meet his qualifications.

Obama thought bubble "If I ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "If I hear one more Arugula comment I am going to have the Secret Service shoot someone"

Obama thought bubble "No Ar... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "No Arugula!!!! What kind of place is this??? No class at all"

Obama "And Michelle grew th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "And Michelle grew these in her very own garden"

When questioned about takin... (Below threshold)

When questioned about taking the free meal he replied, "I won."

Obama "and remember VOTE FO... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "and remember VOTE FOR ME for more hope and change"

At the ACORN training sessi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

At the ACORN training session Obama demonstrates democratic vote getting techniques.

Repeatedly the staff had to... (Below threshold)

Repeatedly the staff had to remind the POTUS that the secret to feeding the masses wasn't to make smaller slices of the same pie, but to make more pies.

When the TOTUS was offline ... (Below threshold)

When the TOTUS was offline Obama was heard to reply "I'm welcome."

Here, take a pie. Michele s... (Below threshold)

Here, take a pie. Michele said it was OK, Just this once.

The President was photograp... (Below threshold)

The President was photographed today handing out goodie bags at a party for outgoing House Democrats.

"my part was to cavity sear... (Below threshold)

"my part was to cavity search each of these packages"

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"... (Below threshold)


No, we are not serving turk... (Below threshold)

No, we are not serving turkey here. I am not a cannibal.

I was willing to pardon Tom... (Below threshold)

I was willing to pardon Tom Turkey, but DeLay... not so much...

"Thanks to the $187,000 per... (Below threshold)

"Thanks to the $187,000 per hour AirForce One I'm able to bring you this meal."

"No caption contest winners... (Below threshold)

"No caption contest winners, Mr. Aylward? NO SOUP FOR YOU!"


2013: unemployed, homeless,... (Below threshold)

2013: unemployed, homeless, ignorant and socialist is no way to go through life, obama.

"No, no, please take it. J... (Below threshold)

"No, no, please take it. Just for today my wife says all this food is OK."

Now "waiting" at Martha's T... (Below threshold)

Now "waiting" at Martha's Table .............. The First Lady!

The Guinness World Records ... (Below threshold)

The Guinness World Records team spent their Thanksgiving responding to multiple reports of a turkey handing out pies.

Dateline June 2011 Presiden... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline June 2011 President Obama dedicates the opening of the government's 1 millionth soup kitchen.

Barry steps in to play 'pie... (Below threshold)

Barry steps in to play 'pie police'. After all, "it's for the children".

Boy, ya don't see that ever... (Below threshold)

Boy, ya don't see that everyday--a turkey serving turkey!

Got your picture?I... (Below threshold)

Got your picture?

I'm outa here then. I'm late for golf.

Michelle was supposed to be... (Below threshold)

Michelle was supposed to be here, but she just said, "let them eat cake."

Washington's biggest turkey... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Washington's biggest turkey hands out turkeys to the poor, whose numbers are growing thanks to his economic incompetence.

FLOTUS didn't appear at the... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

FLOTUS didn't appear at the Soup Kitchen cause she was told she couldn't wear her $500 sneakers to the photo-op.

Obama "Sorry, no ham this y... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Sorry, no ham this year. We dont want to offend the Muslims"

Martha's Table?!? Are you ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Martha's Table?!? Are you sure I shouldn't be spending Thanksgiving at Martha's Vineyard?

The line would have moved f... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

The line would have moved faster if it hadn't been for the mess Obama inherited from the previous volunteer.

Obama "And dont forget your... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "And dont forget your IRS Form 1129 to declare this as gift income".

Obama makes a guest appeara... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama makes a guest appearance at an ACORN training seminar on how to bribe people to vote for democrats.

Well, there's one job saved... (Below threshold)

Well, there's one job saved or created

The people have no bread!<b... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

The people have no bread!
Then let them eat pie.

Do the hustle... (Below threshold)

Do the hustle

"Waffles AND chicken? get o... (Below threshold)

"Waffles AND chicken? get out."

"I only came 'cause I thoug... (Below threshold)

"I only came 'cause I thought we were going to be eating on Martha's Tab."

Peon "Here you go Mr. Presi... (Below threshold)

Peon "Here you go Mr. President, the last of my belongings. I hope this settles my IRS debt." Obama "I don't know about that, but rest assured my family will have a happy Thanksgiving. Next!"

If only the Republicans wou... (Below threshold)

If only the Republicans would work with me, we could be giving all these people green jobs instead of food.

Finally, a job he's actuall... (Below threshold)

Finally, a job he's actually qualified for..

"Here you are, an apple pie... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Here you are, an apple pie and 5,000 Obama-bucks. The Obama-bucks will become our official currency come December 1st when I issue the proclamation.

Happy Thanksgiving.


President Obama handed out ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama handed out the first offical IOU to people expecting income tax returns this year.

President Barack Obama dist... (Below threshold)

President Barack Obama distributing microcosms of his political agenda.

Obama thought bubble: {Dam... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thought bubble: {Damn, Michelle's playing her little games again, telling me we would be spending the day at Martha's Table and letting me think Ms. Stewart had invited us to dinner.}

Gimme that! You have enoug... (Below threshold)

Gimme that! You have enough.

Amazing! When you suck all ... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Amazing! When you suck all the hot air out of Joe biden this is all you have left?

Obama. Redistributing what... (Below threshold)

Obama. Redistributing what's left of this country's wealth.

Get your tofu turkey here n... (Below threshold)

Get your tofu turkey here now. It is good for you, because Moochelle said so.

Here ya go Mr President, an... (Below threshold)

Here ya go Mr President, another helping of "humble pie" to go along with those election results.

"Sorry, we only have turkey... (Below threshold)

"Sorry, we only have turkey left. I ate all the crow."

"No, I'm not really qualifi... (Below threshold)

"No, I'm not really qualified for this job either.... Palin made the moose roast."

Soetoro: "Here's your chan... (Below threshold)

Soetoro: "Here's your change and be sure to vote for me in 2012."

Jiminez: ".25 cents?? I gave you a c-note!"

Soetoro: "We all must do our part."

"Sorry, I can't comment on ... (Below threshold)

"Sorry, I can't comment on the Korean crisis right now. I have to focus on this important photo-op, um, I mean-spirit of giving."

NO, you can't have it, it's... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

NO, you can't have it, it's mine. Moochie told me to bring home another turkey!

"Boy, I hope all these poor... (Below threshold)

"Boy, I hope all these poor people stop coming in. I got a hoops game to make."

HERE, I will leave you hold... (Below threshold)
just bob:

HERE, I will leave you holding the bag,

They really appreciate Obam... (Below threshold)

They really appreciate Obama down at the soup kitchen since he's largely been responsible for the big increase in business.

Man: "Hey, wait a minute! ... (Below threshold)
Jason Author Profile Page:

Man: "Hey, wait a minute! This is just a big bag of gas!"

Obama: "No, no. There's lots of holiday food in there."

Man: "I wasn't talking about the food."

It's Black Friday down at M... (Below threshold)

It's Black Friday down at Martha's Table!

And thanks to Obama's leade... (Below threshold)

And thanks to Obama's leadership on this issue, there were millions of new homeless positions saved or created this year.

Obama is serving some South... (Below threshold)

Obama is serving some South Korean kimchee to show he's in charge of the situation.

It's all part of Obama's pl... (Below threshold)

It's all part of Obama's plan to nationalize the soup kitchens.

It was either this or figur... (Below threshold)

It was either this or figure out what to do about North Korea.

Obama thinks if he keeps hi... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama thinks if he keeps his eyes shut he can't be held liable for the economic suffering of the American people.

This time I can't miss. The... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

This time I can't miss. They may not like government health care, but everyone has to have food, right? We'll have a government food program mandatory for EVERYONE!

"To Serve Man? Oh my God! I... (Below threshold)

"To Serve Man? Oh my God! It's a cookbook!"

He wrecks the country, and ... (Below threshold)

He wrecks the country, and his only punishment is a few hours of community service. Appointing the judge has its advantages

Lame duck jive turkey... (Below threshold)

Lame duck jive turkey

If you want soup, Sucker, s... (Below threshold)

If you want soup, Sucker, start your own bloody soup kitchen! Now give that back!

Obama demonstrates his idea... (Below threshold)

Obama demonstrates his idea of wealth distribution by taking away others food.

"I love the smell of bread ... (Below threshold)

"I love the smell of bread lines in the morning."

DC Safeway is one of the ar... (Below threshold)

DC Safeway is one of the areas leading employers of high-functioning Down's adults.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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