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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

LeBron James of the Miami Heat takes the floor prior to playing the Cleveland Cavaliers at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland, Ohio. The Heat won 118-90.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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James LeBoo... (Below threshold)

James LeBoo

"Well at least he's not act... (Below threshold)

"Well at least he's not actively cavalier about his appearance."

You like me, you really lik... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

You like me, you really like me.

"LeBron James demonstrates ... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

"LeBron James demonstrates how quickly one's credibility can disappear"

I guess he took the screeni... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I guess he took the screening over the pat down on the way here.

LeBron James is seen descri... (Below threshold)

LeBron James is seen describing the size of Michelle Obama's ass to a group of fans.

"Thank You Cleveland, I cas... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Thank You Cleveland, I cashed every check."

LeBoo James(correc... (Below threshold)

LeBoo James

(correction: I saw the james on the back of the jersey and typed it first, doh)

All smoke, No mirrors!... (Below threshold)

All smoke, No mirrors!

See me...feeeel meeeee... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

See me...feeeel meeeee

My paycheck is Soooo Big!</... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

My paycheck is Soooo Big!

Lebron James: less popular ... (Below threshold)

Lebron James: less popular in Cleveland than Obama at a Tea Party rally.

And then Barrack Obama work... (Below threshold)
retired military:

And then Barrack Obama work up and realized that it was just a dream.

The blonde then mooned him.... (Below threshold)

The blonde then mooned him.

Biden "Gee Mr President, h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "Gee Mr President, he doesnt even need a teleprompter to get the crowd going"

Cleveland is planning to pa... (Below threshold)

Cleveland is planning to pass an ordinance that prohibits the throwing of chalk in the air.

Biden "That fan is booing h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden "That fan is booing him. Do you think a beer summit will help?"

Bah13 should read<... (Below threshold)
retired military:


13 should read

And then Barrack Obama woke up and realized that it was just a dream

Unfortunately for Lebron th... (Below threshold)

Unfortunately for Lebron the TSA agent "patting him down" on the way home was a Cleveland basketball fan.

Lebron taught Cleveland the... (Below threshold)

Lebron taught Cleveland the meaning of the word "cavalier".

Lebron expressing his displ... (Below threshold)

Lebron expressing his displeasure that people making more than $250,000 will be taxed more starting in January.

Only slightly less popular ... (Below threshold)

Only slightly less popular than Charles Rangel

DRUDGEBREAKING: Jeers quick... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Jeers quickly changed to cheers as LeBron proclaimed, "I gave Obama the elbow to the lip." Developing....

Yes, my career here went up... (Below threshold)

Yes, my career here went up in a cloud of smoke when I left. Tell that to my financial adviser, he needs a good laugh thanks to the (P)resident's tax hike positions and my bigger salary.

"I WON!"... (Below threshold)

"I WON!"

I'm popular everywhere and... (Below threshold)

I'm popular everywhere and you're still the butt of a lot of jokes, most of them mine.

LeBron James is seen here r... (Below threshold)

LeBron James is seen here releasing what is left of his soul in Cleveland.

In a puff of smoke, Obama a... (Below threshold)

In a puff of smoke, Obama appears in a Lebron James outfit to show the adoring crowds his cred-generating fat lip.

Alright, everybody's coming... (Below threshold)

Alright, everybody's coming to my place! This is ridiculous!

The NBA cameraman gets a cl... (Below threshold)

The NBA cameraman gets a close up of a former Cavalier ass.

The Cleveland Conclave.... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

The Cleveland Conclave.

Credibility goes up in smok... (Below threshold)

Credibility goes up in smoke....

What a coincidence. His IQ ... (Below threshold)

What a coincidence. His IQ is the same as his number.

The only way the Heat could... (Below threshold)

The only way the Heat could be less popular in Cleveland is if they played Julian Assange at guard.

V.P. Biden stated today tha... (Below threshold)

V.P. Biden stated today that "LeBron is staying in Cleveland, I just didn't say how long he was staying".

Look the dust disappears as... (Below threshold)

Look the dust disappears as fast as the hopes for a Heat championship.

LeBron gives new meaning to... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

LeBron gives new meaning to the expression "smoking hot".

Man, he has wicked bad brea... (Below threshold)

Man, he has wicked bad breath. ww

"I'm so awesome, even my BR... (Below threshold)

"I'm so awesome, even my BREATH catches fire!"

Baby powder for a baby.... (Below threshold)

Baby powder for a baby.

Cameraman kneeling on the f... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Cameraman kneeling on the floor "Come on man. Lay off the refried beans will ya"

James "Yes I can blow smoke... (Below threshold)
retired military:

James "Yes I can blow smoke out of my ass just as good as Obama"

Lebron ....'. Cleveland as ... (Below threshold)

Lebron ....'. Cleveland as well as Barry ....'. America.

"The LeBron model appears t... (Below threshold)

"The LeBron model appears to have overheated... quick, get some water in it!"

Scores:Miami - 118... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:


Miami - 118; Cleveland - 90.

LeBron - 1; LeBron's critics - 0.

In the end, Cleveland decid... (Below threshold)

In the end, Cleveland decided expulsion was too severe and settled for censure.

Lebron whined that he didn't do it for personal enrichment.

SERENITY NOW!!!!... (Below threshold)


Leader of the team with the... (Below threshold)

Leader of the team with the 11th best record in the league shamelessly shows off to fans that were loyal to him for years.

The LeBronminator 2000 blow... (Below threshold)

The LeBronminator 2000 blows a capacitor

LeBron James demonstrates t... (Below threshold)

LeBron James demonstrates the new TSA techniques he's learned in Miami to his old Cleveland fans.

First Class Ticket to Cleve... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

First Class Ticket to Cleveland: $1375

Talcum Powder: $2.89

Coming back to tell these drips where they can shove it?: Priceless

"I love me a good game of b... (Below threshold)

"I love me a good game of basket-bowl, uh, ball!"

Dang.... Maybe I sh... (Below threshold)
The Other Jay:

Dang.... Maybe I should get that thing checked out.

Lebron's interpretation of ... (Below threshold)

Lebron's interpretation of what happened to jobs after Obama got a hold of the economy...poof

Kali Ma!... (Below threshold)

Kali Ma!

"I hate Akron! I hate Cleve... (Below threshold)

"I hate Akron! I hate Cleveland! Why do you think I left?"

Wow! So that's what it feel... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Wow! So that's what it feels like to be goosed by an NBA TV camera! Do it again!

Logan 13 was better... (Below threshold)

Logan 13 was better

SHA-ZAM!... (Below threshold)


Yes, apparently I DO smoke ... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

Yes, apparently I DO smoke after sex!

"HELLO DETROIT!!!"</... (Below threshold)


I left town, because Miami ... (Below threshold)

I left town, because Miami gave me a pile of money this big!!

Lebron shows that he can bl... (Below threshold)

Lebron shows that he can blow smoke out of both ends, although it was hard to tell which was his ass.

Michael Jordan did it first... (Below threshold)

Michael Jordan did it first, better and with class.

With a single gesture, LeBr... (Below threshold)
Roger Author Profile Page:

With a single gesture, LeBron James shows both the heights of the expectations regarding his talent and the weight of his team's play-off chances.

LeBron leading the chorus w... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

LeBron leading the chorus with his thundering
pre-game rendition of "Y.M.C.A."

LeBron showing what the pre... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

LeBron showing what the pre-game chugging
of 3 bottles of Tabasco can do.

Lebron shows that you can v... (Below threshold)

Lebron shows that you can vape an e-Cig and still smoke your old team.

HA!Your dreams for... (Below threshold)
just bob:


Your dreams for a championship,up in smoke.

James' distractions only fo... (Below threshold)

James' distractions only fool the White Folks.

A Dementors kiss, is suckin... (Below threshold)

A Dementors kiss, is sucking lebums soul out of him.

Now, for my next trick, wat... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

Now, for my next trick, watch me pull a championship ring outta this beeotch!

Blow for everyone...your ti... (Below threshold)
Joel :

Blow for everyone...your tickets pay for it.

....aaaaaannnnd Cleveland i... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

....aaaaaannnnd Cleveland is now irrelevant! Oh, wait.....!

While moonlighting at treat... (Below threshold)

While moonlighting at treatment center, Lebron administers to the sick via shotgun

Abracadabra, NBA championsh... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Abracadabra, NBA championship?

Pay no attention to those o... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Pay no attention to those other two guys with me behind the curtain.

One night smokin' does NOT ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

One night smokin' does NOT a championship team make.

The reception from Clevelan... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The reception from Cleveland fans was sooo cold LeBron could see his breath!

LeBron knew he was going to... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

LeBron knew he was going to be "crucified" by true Cavalier supporters.

Forget that other guy, 'I' ... (Below threshold)
Rich K:

Forget that other guy, 'I' am the ONE you have been waiting for!

As the seance crowd watched... (Below threshold)

As the seance crowd watched the public exorcism; the apparition left James' body and floated eerily upward - before suddenly and dramatically plunging through the floor... this left the emotional prostitutes of the AP awe struck - as they immediately picked up on the fantastic applications implicit with this new marketing gimmick.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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