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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

US President Barack Obama looks through a microscope as he tours a biotech classroom at Forsyth Technical Community College in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. Obama urged Monday a refocus on scientific research and teaching, as was triggered by the launch of the Soviet's 1957 Sputnik satellite, saying it was key to future US prosperity. (AFP/Saul Loeb)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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I'll be damned! You CAN see... (Below threshold)

I'll be damned! You CAN see my integrity!

My mandate seems to have sh... (Below threshold)

My mandate seems to have shrunk considerably.

Get Michelle in here. And s... (Below threshold)

Get Michelle in here. And she says I don't have balls.

So Olbermann does have a mi... (Below threshold)

So Olbermann does have a mind after all. It's just not very big.

President Obama examines hi... (Below threshold)

President Obama examines his approval rating.

President Obama looks at hi... (Below threshold)

President Obama looks at his latest approval ratings.

"So, those are my approval ... (Below threshold)

"So, those are my approval ratings?"

"No, sir. Those are your chances of re-election. To see your approval ratings, please step over to this electron microscope."

"See! I do to have balls."<... (Below threshold)

"See! I do to have balls."

This is the initial testing... (Below threshold)

This is the initial testing phase for the world's smallest teleprompter.

"Yep... Biden's brain on th... (Below threshold)

"Yep... Biden's brain on the edge of a razor looks just like pea... rolling down a Four... lane... highway."

So that's all that's left o... (Below threshold)

So that's all that's left of the wikileaks guy? Too bad, that's a real shame.

MIchelle, I can see them no... (Below threshold)
Joel :

MIchelle, I can see them now.

Obama makes sure the font s... (Below threshold)

Obama makes sure the font size of the disclaimer to his presidency is of the appropriate size for the public.

That's what a typical Ameri... (Below threshold)

That's what a typical American would earn if you got your way Mr. President.

No, no, I still can't see C... (Below threshold)

No, no, I still can't see Congress's brain...

From what I can see now, th... (Below threshold)

From what I can see now, the benefits of the Stimulus look HUGE.

Obama continues to diligent... (Below threshold)
George Tue:

Obama continues to diligently search for evidence of jobs created or saved.

Damn, now he's gonna get a ... (Below threshold)

Damn, now he's gonna get a Nobel prize in medicine too.

Obama tries to answer the e... (Below threshold)

Obama tries to answer the eternal question...How many teleprompters can fit on the head of a pin?

In search of the ever dwind... (Below threshold)

In search of the ever dwindling Hope and Change

I thought Reid and Pelosi u... (Below threshold)

I thought Reid and Pelosi used to be bigger?

Uh-oh. I can see Alaska fr... (Below threshold)

Uh-oh. I can see Alaska from here.

President Obama bowed and a... (Below threshold)

President Obama bowed and apologized to bacteria today, blaming American pharmaceutical companies for the arrogant eradication of innocent diseases around the world.

(later that day)"...... (Below threshold)

(later that day)
"...and then I says, 'Damn Michelle, this makes your ass look huge,' and that's how I got another split lip."

After a depressing look at ... (Below threshold)

After a depressing look at his approval ratings, Obama comes to a quick decision. Time to put Michelle on Dancing With the Stars!

Obama is always comforted t... (Below threshold)

Obama is always comforted to see that the small print in the health care bill that turns us into a Marxist state is still there.

Obama makes sad attempt to ... (Below threshold)

Obama makes sad attempt to see how the "little people" live.

Here we see the president l... (Below threshold)

Here we see the president looking for the fine print exceptions to the Constitution's protections of liberties and limits to presidential authority.

Even this microscope can't ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Even this microscope can't give Obama a clear view of his new political reality.

Obama's still looking for a... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama's still looking for a way to blame Bush.

"With this photo the nobel ... (Below threshold)

"With this photo the nobel committee now has enough evidence to announce the 2011 peace prize winner in chemistry"

Searching for Democrat supp... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Searching for Democrat support is getting harder every day for this embattled President.

Obama could be a real "Myth... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama could be a real "MythBuster" if he'd just show us his birth certificate.

The (P)resident stares at t... (Below threshold)

The (P)resident stares at the dwindling relevancy of the Democrat party and realizes he's going to need a bigger microscope.

And why beholdest thou t... (Below threshold)

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye? - Matthew 7:3 (King James Version)

See! There! It's right ther... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

See! There! It's right there! I knew it was Bush's fault!

#23 Excellent!... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

#23 Excellent!

Universal Healthscare... (Below threshold)

Universal Healthscare

Did I see November from my ... (Below threshold)

Did I see November from my house?

You betcha'!

Ah, yes, I see it! The Ame... (Below threshold)

Ah, yes, I see it! The American recovery IS huge!

Obama reviews the latest ch... (Below threshold)

Obama reviews the latest chances of pushing his agenda through the lame duck Congress.

Obama assists researchers s... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Obama assists researchers searching for evidence in support of the hypothesis that he is not a Socialist.

"Oh-so that's what a clue l... (Below threshold)

"Oh-so that's what a clue looks like."

Obama spots his credibility... (Below threshold)

Obama spots his credibility.

Biden, you said you found m... (Below threshold)

Biden, you said you found my credibility in here! Where? I don't see it!

"You're saying this is when... (Below threshold)

"You're saying this is when I got those black rings around my eyes.....?"

By golly, your right! There... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

By golly, your right! There is something we haven't taxed! How could we have missed that?

Are you sure Biden's brain ... (Below threshold)

Are you sure Biden's brain is on this slide?

Nope, I still don't have a ... (Below threshold)

Nope, I still don't have a clue...

Hey look, I can see my pol... (Below threshold)

Hey look, I can see my poll numbers!

I see my approval rating. F... (Below threshold)

I see my approval rating. Finally. ww

C'mon folks, give up. #23 ... (Below threshold)

C'mon folks, give up. #23 is the thread winner. GO GUIDO.

"Just as I thought. That is... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Just as I thought. That is me on the beach, and I'm lookin' good too. I'll bet the NSA could make me a nice blow up of this picture. Maybe hang in on the wall behind my desk."

Barry's secret invention fo... (Below threshold)

Barry's secret invention for spotting his reelection chances seems to be malfunctioning.....

Ones like #23 always make m... (Below threshold)

Ones like #23 always make me groan.... 'cause I know I can't beat them. Good job Guido.

"I can see my legacy from h... (Below threshold)

"I can see my legacy from here."

The president pulled out hi... (Below threshold)

The president pulled out his microscope for his weekly view of the American economy.

Cat scans, hernia checks, p... (Below threshold)

Cat scans, hernia checks, prostate exams, breast exams by TSA. Eye exams by DMV. Welcome to Obamacare.

"I swear they're here somew... (Below threshold)

"I swear they're here somewhere.

They are round, small, and in a hairy sack."

Obama's fixin' the focus. A... (Below threshold)

Obama's fixin' the focus. All of us.

Progress! From the telesco... (Below threshold)

Progress! From the telescope to the microscope, Obama steers the new NASA.

Here we see President Obama... (Below threshold)

Here we see President Obama looking for his shrinking political base.

Obama examines his chances ... (Below threshold)

Obama examines his chances of being re-elected.

Having failed to sucecssful... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Having failed to sucecssfully kick the ass of Sarah Palin,
Rush Limbaugh,
John Boehner,
Mitch McConnell,
Republicans in general,
any Libertarians,
Business Owners,
the Military,
basketball buddies,
Domestic Animals,
Feral Cats,
Assorted Rodents,
Field Mice,
any of a number of miniscule insects,
and Kim Il Jong,

President Obama continues the search to find someone he can actually beat up.

Barry finally finds one job... (Below threshold)

Barry finally finds one job saved by the stimulus.

In hind sight...?I... (Below threshold)

In hind sight...?

I still have nothing.

Yes, I can see it...so you ... (Below threshold)

Yes, I can see it...so you are saying that the cause for cancer is George Bush's fault!! I knew, it!

"Yes, there ARE provisions ... (Below threshold)

"Yes, there ARE provisions in the Constitution authorizing me to take total control!"

"Right there... right there... (Below threshold)

"Right there... right there... well, it LOOKS like it says that I was born in the USA..."

Obama trying to find a part... (Below threshold)

Obama trying to find a part of the constitution he has not destroyed

After the 3rd nickel he fin... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

After the 3rd nickel he finally gets to Pelosi's "fan dance".

I spy with my little eye...... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

I spy with my little eye....a lot of red!

Ah, the little people... (Below threshold)

Ah, the little people

THERE'S the economy!... (Below threshold)

THERE'S the economy!

Lookee here! The flea in th... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Lookee here! The flea in the high wire act is doing a mid-air 180......just like me!

I can see Kenya from my fro... (Below threshold)
socal grinch:

I can see Kenya from my front porch

So...you're saying that a m... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

So...you're saying that a million units of
Bicillin IM will stop the burning when I pee?

So that's my legacy?... (Below threshold)

So that's my legacy?

Damn, this new teleprompter... (Below threshold)
Marshall McLuhan:

Damn, this new teleprompter gonna take a whole lotta gettin used to. Where are my smokes?

"I do have the marx gene!?"... (Below threshold)

"I do have the marx gene!?"

Barry inspects hanging chad... (Below threshold)

Barry inspects hanging chads in preparation for 2012

Axleholerod: "You'll notice... (Below threshold)

Axleholerod: "You'll notice the slight uptick in your hockey graph approvals after choosing the Bush doctrine of tax cuts for everyone"

In a rare bout of self-awar... (Below threshold)

In a rare bout of self-awareness, the President examines his qualifications.

"I'm concerned we have left... (Below threshold)

"I'm concerned we have left the people with an excess of liberty."

If you look really close Mr... (Below threshold)

If you look really close Mr. President, you can see your presidency on the left!

and as you can see Mr. Pres... (Below threshold)

and as you can see Mr. President - there really is no size difference between Biden's brain and Pelosi's charisma

WALL-E searches Obama's eye... (Below threshold)

WALL-E searches Obama's eyes for any value....

then gives up and stacks him on the scrap pile

Even Obama has to admit tha... (Below threshold)

Even Obama has to admit that Guido's chances of losing this caption contest appear to be vanishingly small.

...and then these nanobots ... (Below threshold)

...and then these nanobots slowly but surely reduce the brain's higher reasoning functions and, Tah Dah! Second term in the bag.

And Obama searches for his ... (Below threshold)

And Obama searches for his guts, after he refuses to stand up to the GOP on tax cuts. But he is going to need a better microscope for that.

Obama sets a new record tim... (Below threshold)

Obama sets a new record time for looking at a lens cap

Obama: I don't like this m... (Below threshold)

Obama: I don't like this machine. I can't use my teleprompter while looking at this slide.

Obama leaves no stone untur... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama leaves no stone unturned looking for the last of his supporters.

DRUDGEBREAKING: Man switchi... (Below threshold)

DRUDGEBREAKING: Man switching between LEFT to RIGHT so quick he becomes the first to examine own asshole. developing.

Pres. Obama sees exactly ho... (Below threshold)

Pres. Obama sees exactly how many jobs he has saved or created.

"Hmmm,So that is where my p... (Below threshold)

"Hmmm,So that is where my popularity went."

"See? I told you the approv... (Below threshold)

"See? I told you the approval numbers were bouncing back a bit."

No,no Barry. You wont find ... (Below threshold)

No,no Barry. You wont find your college grades there!

Yes Barry, your DNA links ... (Below threshold)

Yes Barry, your DNA links you too Mao

The Won searches thru wikil... (Below threshold)

The Won searches thru wikileak documents to learn that he is the winner of next seasons The Biggest Loser.

With republicans winning ov... (Below threshold)
retired military:

With republicans winning over the House, Obama looks for his spine.

Drudge headline : Newsweek ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Drudge headline : Newsweek doctors photo of Obama bowing to the Taliban.

Biden's brain... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Biden's brain

"Your chances of beating Hi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Your chances of beating Hillary in the 2012 Primary appear to be getting smaller, Mr President"

Taking a close look at the ... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Taking a close look at the budget to find another $10,000 reduction in the deficit.

Yessiree, it appears you we... (Below threshold)

Yessiree, it appears you were born of a jackal

Invisible to the unaided ey... (Below threshold)

Invisible to the unaided eye, the indistinct shape of the liberal mind can be discerned by the president at 200X magnification, eliciting a rare thought within his own.

Looking for signs of growth... (Below threshold)

Looking for signs of growth in the economy.

I always thought he was spe... (Below threshold)

I always thought he was speaking figuratively when he claimed that he was watching out for the little people.

Sir, I believe we've discov... (Below threshold)

Sir, I believe we've discovered the wikileak!

Really? THAT'S Joe Biden's... (Below threshold)

Really? THAT'S Joe Biden's brain?

Obama wakes up and unexpect... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama wakes up and unexpectedly realizes that he is not the Messiah staring at the earth through a microscope.

"How come my brain cells ar... (Below threshold)

"How come my brain cells are invisible doctor?"

"Our policies have saved an... (Below threshold)

"Our policies have saved and created millions, in fact billions, of new workers. The evidence is clear," said President while visiting a lab researching microbes and bacteria that consume ocean born petroleum.

Pictured here is Obama bowi... (Below threshold)

Pictured here is Obama bowing and looking where to stick his nose in some Muslim's or Union boss' arse.

never catch Bush using a sc... (Below threshold)

never catch Bush using a scientific instrument.

Now I want to be honest w... (Below threshold)
gaius piconius:

Now I want to be honest with you Harry. I'm here only to view your prostate but, dammit, what I see clearly is a picture of Nancy.

Obama demonstrates how to t... (Below threshold)

Obama demonstrates how to trick taxpayers into "bending over".

Ah, Look, The Little people... (Below threshold)

Ah, Look, The Little people........ Are those pitchforks???

Obama tries out the new 3-D... (Below threshold)

Obama tries out the new 3-D glasses for his 3-D teleprompter.

Theres got to be damn recov... (Below threshold)
Rich K:

Theres got to be damn recovery in here somewhere.

Open outer doors. Flood fo... (Below threshold)

Open outer doors. Flood forward tubes. Holy Crap, Lieutenant Biden, why the hell are we DIVING?

President Obama examines th... (Below threshold)

President Obama examines the latest map of his support base and thinks to self "it looks huge under this thing."

Everything looks so big! A... (Below threshold)

Everything looks so big! Am I looking in the right end of this thing?

Focused like a laser on the... (Below threshold)
Leslie McIntire:

Focused like a laser on the economy.

Which one is Hillary's and ... (Below threshold)

Which one is Hillary's and which one is mine?

Obama checks for his balls.... (Below threshold)
Joel :

Obama checks for his balls...

Oh, so THAT's how much my "... (Below threshold)

Oh, so THAT's how much my "federal pay freeze" will save us!

These European teleprompter... (Below threshold)

These European teleprompters really suck!

Well, you guys here at NASA... (Below threshold)

Well, you guys here at NASA said you had found some "alien" microbes, and I personally came by to supervise their 'catch and release.'

Sigh... I can see the refle... (Below threshold)

Sigh... I can see the reflection of my perfect eyelashes...

No, I don't see it, and I d... (Below threshold)

No, I don't see it, and I don't believe there IS such a thing as a narcissist gene. I've even had NPD stricken from the DSM-IV, so you KNOW I'm right.

President desperately searc... (Below threshold)

President desperately searching for Wizbangblog Caption Contest Winners on Monday morning.

So THAT's the universe. Eh.... (Below threshold)

So THAT's the universe. Eh.

Little Bo...Peep!... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Little Bo...Peep!

You're right, Nancy! Our s... (Below threshold)

You're right, Nancy! Our stimulis package did move the economy slightly to the right!"

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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