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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Seeing as there's already entries I'm just going to leave the contest up. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A winter blizzard in Chicago stranded hundreds of drivers for up to 12 hours overnight on Lake Shore Drive. Photo: E. Jason Wambsgans, Chicago Tribune.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Two more feet of global war... (Below threshold)

Two more feet of global warming fell across the country this week.

"Good morning, commuters! ... (Below threshold)

"Good morning, commuters! Well, if you're on the expressway headed downtown for Al Gore's speech on global warming this morning..."

The planet has a fever....a... (Below threshold)

The planet has a fever....and the only prescription is "More Cowbell!"

And in Entertainment News t... (Below threshold)

And in Entertainment News today, Charlie Sheen's luggage exploded on the drive to rehab this morning......

Are we there yet?A... (Below threshold)

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Are we there yet?

Last year the Obamas mocked... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Last year the Obamas mocked Washington's poor handling of snow, comparing it to the far superior methods in Chicago. Looks like God had something to say on that issue.

It'll be a cold day in Hell... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

It'll be a cold day in Hell when Rahm is allowed to run for mayor.

Glaciers aren't melting; th... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Glaciers aren't melting; they're just relocating.

I heard this morning that t... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

I heard this morning that this is what the parking lot at Cowboy Stadium will look like come Sunday.

SOTU snowjob redux... (Below threshold)

SOTU snowjob redux

The Packer Nation extends t... (Below threshold)

The Packer Nation extends the Frozen Tundra to Superbowl XLV

DateLine: Minnesota - "Dere... (Below threshold)

DateLine: Minnesota - "Dere will be a light dusting of da white stuff today, ya her hey."

I've had enough of this whi... (Below threshold)

I've had enough of this white Sh-tuff

"Mom.... I gotta go pee."</... (Below threshold)

"Mom.... I gotta go pee."

Waiting for Goredot.... (Below threshold)

Waiting for Goredot.

The road to hell is paved w... (Below threshold)

The road to hell is paved with good intentions! And Al Gore's follower's!

"Together We No Drive" ... (Below threshold)

"Together We No Drive"

climate pRoN... (Below threshold)

climate pRoN

Mother Nature demonstrates ... (Below threshold)

Mother Nature demonstrates how 66 inches of snow impedes highway traffic in much the same way a 66% income tax rate hike impedes the economy.

And there ain’t no road jus... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

And there ain’t no road just like it,
Anywhere I’ve found.
Runnin' south on Lake Shore Drive,
Headin' into town.

"Remember where we're parke... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Remember where we're parked"

"Geez, I'm glad I don't liv... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Geez, I'm glad I don't live here..."
Rahm Emanuel

Mayor Daley's shovel ready ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Mayor Daley's shovel ready project.

Winter in Chicago: irrefuta... (Below threshold)

Winter in Chicago: irrefutable evidence of the need for socialism.

"Geez, I'm glad I ... (Below threshold)
"Geez, I'm glad I don't live here..." Rahm Emanuel
Al Gore's driveway.... (Below threshold)

Al Gore's driveway.

Snowmagedden... (Below threshold)


More snow than a Barry Sote... (Below threshold)

More snow than a Barry Sotero frat party!

Obamanomics 101... (Below threshold)

Obamanomics 101

Mother earth to Al Gore: C... (Below threshold)

Mother earth to Al Gore: Can you hear me now?

Don't mess with the Znowman... (Below threshold)

Don't mess with the Znowman!

Momma said there would be d... (Below threshold)

Momma said there would be day's like this, global warming hysteria said there wouldn't.

The scene in hell just afte... (Below threshold)

The scene in hell just after a single democrat was heard to mutter that "maybe taxes WERE too high".

Participants in the first a... (Below threshold)

Participants in the first annual electric car rally learned a hard lesson this week...

Frozone, you've got to stop... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

Frozone, you've got to stop taking Ambien. You know it makes you sleepwalk.

Apparently, climatologists ... (Below threshold)

Apparently, climatologists are kind of like witch doctors, but with less science behind them.

"Freeze or fry, the problem... (Below threshold)

"Freeze or fry, the problem is always industrial capitalism, and the solution is always international socialism."

Harvard's Dr. Malcolm Ross.

Whose bright idea was it to... (Below threshold)

Whose bright idea was it to hold a global warming conference in Chicago?

Now we know why they usually go to places like Fiji.

In what the DEA is touting ... (Below threshold)

In what the DEA is touting as the largest drug bust ever, a cocaine shipment was scattered over several miles of interstate during a high speed chase.

Bermuda residents cursed th... (Below threshold)

Bermuda residents cursed the day they agreed to let Al Gore hold his annual Global Warming Conference in their country.

The Road to Hope & Change i... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

The Road to Hope & Change is littered with the vestiges of Liberal Dreams.

Calls for assistance direct... (Below threshold)

Calls for assistance directed to the NYC Sanitation Department as well as to local union headquarters went unanswered for days.

Fancy that.

Thought this type of energy... (Below threshold)

Thought this type of energy was green?

Obama "It will snowing in h... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "It will snowing in hell before I admit that I am a muslim"

Newsline Hell "President Ob... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Newsline Hell "President Obama tells the truth"

Pictured here is the Al Gor... (Below threshold)

Pictured here is the Al Gore Carbon Credit/Global Warming tour bus as it runs headfirst into a little thing called "reality."

Idiot trap for Global Cooli... (Below threshold)

Idiot trap for Global Cooling deniers.

Global Warming strikes Miam... (Below threshold)

Global Warming strikes Miami ...

The best part of a winter l... (Below threshold)

The best part of a winter like this is watching the Global Warming idiots try to explain how this is exactly what they expected.

Climatologists explain how ... (Below threshold)

Climatologists explain how colder weather in localized areas is perfectly compatible with their theories on Global Warming.

Localized areas like, you know, the ENTIRE Northern Hemisphere.

"Well there's the problem D... (Below threshold)

"Well there's the problem Dear. Al Gore's SUV is right in front of us."

Katrina the Chicago way... (Below threshold)

Katrina the Chicago way

The highway was backed up w... (Below threshold)

The highway was backed up with people driving to see Al Gore's speech on Global Warming.

I saw 'The Day After Tomorr... (Below threshold)

I saw 'The Day After Tomorrow' its all Bush's fault

racing down the road to eco... (Below threshold)

racing down the road to economic recovery!

Well this really sucks.<br ... (Below threshold)

Well this really sucks.
So Obama must be in favor of it.
That's stupid.
So Obama IS in favor of this?

"Brrrr. Forget it, let's g... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"Brrrr. Forget it, let's go to Rio."

"... This IS Rio."

The nation responds to the ... (Below threshold)

The nation responds to the EPA! The first step to reduce carbon emissions is to just park your car wherever it is.

Dateline Washington "Presid... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline Washington "President Obama finds 300 shovel ready jobs at cost of $455 billion."

Looks like Obama gave anoth... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Looks like Obama gave another speech (snowjob) today.

The new dip in unemployment... (Below threshold)

The new dip in unemployment was due in large part to the VALET parking industry's high demand in the midwest.

The Snowplow Drivers Union,... (Below threshold)

The Snowplow Drivers Union, in a snit over only getting triple pay on snow days, decided to plow only the left side of the street.

Actually, a little global w... (Below threshold)

Actually, a little global warming would be a good thing right about now...

At an press conference held... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

At an press conference held inside the terminal at Midway Airport, when asked about the reason for his appearance in Chicago, Gore broke into song,
"Chicago, Chicago
That toddlin' town
Chicago, Chicago
I'll show you around, I love it
Bet your bottom dollar
You'll lose the blues
In Chicago, Chicago"

Sarah Palin's Alaska bury's... (Below threshold)

Sarah Palin's Alaska bury's Barry Soetero's Chicago..


In New England, they call t... (Below threshold)

In New England, they call this a dusting.

The polar bear relocation e... (Below threshold)

The polar bear relocation effort from the arctic to a better habitat was successful.

"Honey, did you remember to... (Below threshold)

"Honey, did you remember to turn the stove off?"

TARP 14... (Below threshold)
teh wind:


Global Warming is a bunch o... (Below threshold)

Global Warming is a bunch of hot air.

The blizzard prevented gove... (Below threshold)

The blizzard prevented government workers from reaching their jobs. No one noticed.

Applying the same tactics a... (Below threshold)

Applying the same tactics as unemployment statistics, the Obama Administration quickly declared a National Holiday so that "nobody missed any work today"

Polar bears have a new home... (Below threshold)

Polar bears have a new home.


Change you can believe in

Apt depiction of America's ... (Below threshold)

Apt depiction of America's economy.

News Reporter: "Tragedy to... (Below threshold)

News Reporter: "Tragedy today as a caravan of trucks, SUV's and RV's filled with global warming advocates were trapped on the freeway on their way to a global warming conference during a freak snow storm. The tragedy could have been avoided, however, if they had just listened to Joe Bastardi."

The road to Mordor was pave... (Below threshold)

The road to Mordor was paved with Global Warming intentions.

Today President Obama imple... (Below threshold)

Today President Obama implemented his energy conservation program to save America from the scourge of man-made global warming.

Blizzard has city in cross ... (Below threshold)

Blizzard has city in cross hairs. Oops!
Snow storm sets sight on...oops!
Winter takes aim....no!
Forget it.

I see a landslide in Barry ... (Below threshold)

I see a landslide in Barry and Rahm's future.

The government takeover of ... (Below threshold)

The government takeover of the climate resulted in the season's first snowjob.

Dean Winters: "I'm a little... (Below threshold)

Dean Winters: "I'm a little snow flake...."

How's that Global Warming d... (Below threshold)
Bill M:

How's that Global Warming doin'?

Get any on ya?

Another Democratic controll... (Below threshold)
Joel :

Another Democratic controlled city.

Could the Global Warming ge... (Below threshold)

Could the Global Warming get here a little quicker Please!!!!!!!!

Looks like fine polar bear ... (Below threshold)

Looks like fine polar bear habitat to me!

Shortly after this picture ... (Below threshold)

Shortly after this picture was taken, the Chicago Police were seen writing thousands of tickets for illegal parking.

Puxatawney Al sticks his he... (Below threshold)

Puxatawney Al sticks his head out of his mansion, sees his shadow, and declares 6 more weeks of global climate change!

Next time, I'll PAY ATTENTI... (Below threshold)

Next time, I'll PAY ATTENTION to the weather forecast!

Is this a winter on Steroid... (Below threshold)

Is this a winter on Steroids, or Global Warming on LSD?

Only a handful of Munchkins... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

Only a handful of Munchkins made it to the Land of Oz, where they heard Al Gore tell them to ignore the climate change "scientists" behind the curtain.

As the snow melts during th... (Below threshold)
Ken in Camarillo:

As the snow melts during the drought of 2039, archeologists discover artifacts from the deep freeze of 2011.

Fair go, Al! One point two ... (Below threshold)

Fair go, Al! One point two million square miles of newly frozen Arctic Ocean won't do it for you?

Slogging toward Gomorrah</p... (Below threshold)
Helen-joe Owens:

Slogging toward Gomorrah

Welcome to America's winter... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Welcome to America's winter of discontent. The vehicles are moving at about the same rate as our economy. The snow and ice represent progressive's efforts to destroy us through taxes and regulation, prevented from completely doing so by the few remaining capitalist snowplows willing to make the effort.

And this is why "Walking De... (Below threshold)

And this is why "Walking Dead" was filmed in the South, in summer.....

Or it would be called, "Frozen Dead"

And the Obama snow-job cont... (Below threshold)

And the Obama snow-job continues to pile up! Bringing everything to a halt!

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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