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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Elizabeth Wrigley-Field is escorted out of the Wisconsin State Capitol Assembly Room lobby Thursday, March 10, 2011 by law enforcement personnel after spending the night in the room with demonstrations opposed to Governor Scott Walker's budget repair bill. Tensions have flared after Republican senators passed an amended version of the controversial bill which largely strips collective bargaining for public employees. (John Hart - State Journal.)

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Protester: "I'm here to get... (Below threshold)

Protester: "I'm here to get my rights."
Cop: "Very well then....You have the right to remain silent...."

Union leech is shown to sti... (Below threshold)

Union leech is shown to still be in instinctive "sucking mode" as she is pulled off of the public teet!

"I'm only trying to protect... (Below threshold)

"I'm only trying to protect workers rights!"

"When's the last time you were at work?"

"Elizabeth Wrigley-Field" h... (Below threshold)

"Elizabeth Wrigley-Field" has to be a fake name. I happen to know this is. You didn't fool me, Hubert Humphrey-Metrodome!

A human Swiffer sweeper.</... (Below threshold)

A human Swiffer sweeper.

On her knees to please her ... (Below threshold)

On her knees to please her Union masters.

Not winning!... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Not winning!

....and then they had to Ta... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

....and then they had to Taser her again.

You can't do this to me; I ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

You can't do this to me; I drank Tiger's Blood.

This is NOT the change Obam... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

This is NOT the change Obama promised.

Bill Clinton "Hey wait she ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill Clinton "Hey wait she isnt finished yet"

I'm ready for my close-up, ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!

"Hey. Hey. Ho. Ho. Stupid ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Hey. Hey. Ho. Ho. Stupid protests have got to go!"

Soylent Green is people!!!!... (Below threshold)

Soylent Green is people!!!!

"And your little dog, too!"... (Below threshold)

"And your little dog, too!"

She misunderstood the sign ... (Below threshold)

She misunderstood the sign "Koch's Suck for Money"

"I'm WINNING!"... (Below threshold)


"But I have the conch!"... (Below threshold)
teh wind:

"But I have the conch!"

What's the last thing a fly... (Below threshold)

What's the last thing a fly sees?

A loud "Pop" was heard as t... (Below threshold)

A loud "Pop" was heard as the deputies were finally able to separate the Union protestor from the television camera lens.

Madison DA's office releases statement saying perp will be booked on charge of "Media Prostitution"

With the amount of out-of-t... (Below threshold)

With the amount of out-of-town rabble to bus in dwindling, union leaders are filling the captitol with inflatable sex dolls.

This is your brain on stupi... (Below threshold)

This is your brain on stupid. Any questions?

Last time I saw lips like t... (Below threshold)

Last time I saw lips like that was on a leech...

Teat Sucking Derangement Sy... (Below threshold)

Teat Sucking Derangement Syndrome

First runner-up for the Rol... (Below threshold)

First runner-up for the Rolling Stones logo

Blair Witch Project Part II... (Below threshold)

Blair Witch Project Part III: Evil Conservative Zombies Attack!

Look for the union label<br... (Below threshold)
Mark L:

Look for the union label
When you are buying a politician today.
Remember somewhere the taxpayer's slaving
To pay our wages and feed our kids as we run the house . . .

The protester gasped in som... (Below threshold)

The protester gasped in some fresh air after the officers removed her head from her ass.

"Of course I'm a virgin...L... (Below threshold)

"Of course I'm a virgin...LOOK AT ME!"

Breaking: After further inv... (Below threshold)

Breaking: After further investigation, Madison DA's office says perp now facing additional charges for "Acts of Moral Turpitude."

Help! I'm bein' oppressed! ... (Below threshold)

Help! I'm bein' oppressed! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical legislative process."

Teat Sucker Derangement Syn... (Below threshold)

Teat Sucker Derangement Syndrome

I guess I picked a bad day ... (Below threshold)
P. Bunyan:

I guess I picked a bad day to be a Communist. Or am I just a useful idiot?

A scene from the new adult ... (Below threshold)

A scene from the new adult film, "Training Her Day".

Why are you throwing me out... (Below threshold)

Why are you throwing me out I was the only one standing there with a Pro-Walker sign?

Remember folks this is what... (Below threshold)

Remember folks this is what your childrens' teachers look like!

"You can't take me away, I ... (Below threshold)

"You can't take me away, I don't have anywhere else to go for free stuff!"

You can't arrest me...I don... (Below threshold)

You can't arrest me...I don't even know what I am protesting. I am just here for the bongos.

Seven years of college down... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

Seven years of college down the drain

Off! demonstrates it... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Off! demonstrates its new product: Fleebagger repellent

I have the right to remain ... (Below threshold)

I have the right to remain silent. I just don't have the ability!

Well we can remove the Miss... (Below threshold)

Well we can remove the Missing Persons notice on Janeane Garofalo.

"Help Me Barry! It's for th... (Below threshold)

"Help Me Barry! It's for the Children!"

Last time I saw a mouth lik... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.

"I've nowhere else to go...... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I've nowhere else to go...I've got nowhere else to go..."

correction: "I've got nowh... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

correction: "I've got nowhere else to go...I've got nowhere else to go..."

That reminds me, couple mor... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

That reminds me, couple more weeks and the walleye will be runnin'.

Night Of The Living Liberal... (Below threshold)

Night Of The Living Liberal.

"I want to have your babies... (Below threshold)

"I want to have your babies, Governor Christie!"

Bill Clinton "Next!!!"<br /... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill Clinton "Next!!!"

"THEY'RE COMING !! THEY'RE... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"THEY'RE COMING !! THEY'RE COMING !!!" (Invasion of the body snatchers)

J.A.U.L. (pronounced "jowl"... (Below threshold)

J.A.U.L. (pronounced "jowl"): Just Another Unhinged Leftie.

"Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive"

Protestor "What do you mean... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Protestor "What do you mean I have to work for my money? "

"Ohh, it hurts so good."</p... (Below threshold)

"Ohh, it hurts so good."

Hyperbolist protesting thos... (Below threshold)

Hyperbolist protesting those evil rethuglicans at the Wisconsin capital

But I'm Jose Canseco! I'M J... (Below threshold)

But I'm Jose Canseco! I'M JOSE CANSECOOOOOO!

My attorney, Barack Obama, ... (Below threshold)
Bill Fabrizio:

My attorney, Barack Obama, will hear about this!

"I came to protest the evil... (Below threshold)

"I came to protest the evil republicans and all I got was this baton up my *ss."

Why am I not surprised that... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Why am I not surprised that she's screaming "police brutality"? A lawsuit will follow.

"....I'm bi-winning! I'm bi... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"....I'm bi-winning! I'm bi-winning!..."

"Unnngh!!! Using the whole ... (Below threshold)
Rich Fader:

"Unnngh!!! Using the whole fist, Trooper?"

Wisconsin police remove one... (Below threshold)

Wisconsin police remove one more protestor for higher government spending, increased taxes and teacher layoffs.

Dateline - 11 Mar White Ho... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline - 11 Mar White House Press conference

The press had to be held back by Capital hill police today after President Obama turned his back to leave his press conference.

Respect you masters!... (Below threshold)

Respect you masters!

Respect your masters!... (Below threshold)

Respect your masters!

Noooo! Don't forget my shoe... (Below threshold)

Noooo! Don't forget my shoes!!!

Protester: Please don't mak... (Below threshold)
Bailey Caine:

Protester: Please don't make me go! Please!

Cops: You don't have rights here, you are an illegal alien. Think about that next time you cross into this country illegally!

You have the right to remai... (Below threshold)

You have the right to remain silent...but apparently not the ability.

Like lemmings, but with les... (Below threshold)

Like lemmings, but with less of a point.

The latest crime wave was c... (Below threshold)

The latest crime wave was caused by Sheeniacs in search of Tiger's blood.

This is part of our new cat... (Below threshold)

This is part of our new catch and release program. We catch them here and release them to a progressive utopia like North Korea or Cuba.

Sometimes that's enough to cure 'em right there.

"...but I'm a teacher."<br ... (Below threshold)

"...but I'm a teacher."
"Oh... quick get the tazer."

We haven't seen that much a... (Below threshold)

We haven't seen that much acting since Charlie Sheen tried to appear rational and sober.

After Obama was voted out o... (Below threshold)

After Obama was voted out of the White House, it took a while to get all of the progressive out.

This is what democracy look... (Below threshold)

This is what democracy looks like ... from inside a padded cell.

"JOOOOOOOOooooooooossssssss... (Below threshold)


To match the media narrativ... (Below threshold)

To match the media narrative "Crazed Tea Partier being hauled off from counter-protests at the WI capital.."

What? Is 2012 here already?... (Below threshold)

What? Is 2012 here already?

"Let Me go! My name is Tina... (Below threshold)

"Let Me go! My name is Tina S and I'm a journalist!"

Dateline - Present day - Se... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline - Present day - See above picture

Dateline - 24 hours ago - Today at the Shanghai airport Chinese sponsors welcomed liberals with the following words "American Liberals, thank you for deciding to live forever in our worker's paradise..."

"Guess I picked the wrong w... (Below threshold)

"Guess I picked the wrong week to give up Charlie Sheen."

"Help me Obamawan Kenobe, y... (Below threshold)

"Help me Obamawan Kenobe, you're our only hope."

Coacoa for cuckoo puffs... (Below threshold)

Coacoa for cuckoo puffs

Guess we better get our rab... (Below threshold)

Guess we better get our rabies shots before Barry's exodus?

"I'm sorry, Ma'am. The inte... (Below threshold)

"I'm sorry, Ma'am. The interviews for the new CEO of NPR are next door."

The last intern to be selec... (Below threshold)

The last intern to be selected for the Clinton White House.

Soylent Sheen is peo... (Below threshold)

Soylent Sheen is people.

You don't understand! I cou... (Below threshold)

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

What would you do for a Klo... (Below threshold)

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?!

How quickly they have forgo... (Below threshold)

How quickly they have forgotten "I WON"

Cop: "We are going to take ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Cop: "We are going to take you away and put you in jail."
Protester: "I don't care."
Cop: "A judge will probably give you a hefty fine for your illegal action."
Protester: "I don't care."
Cop: "You will also be the subject of a Wizbang caption contest."
Protester: "Noooooooo!!!"

"You have been Walker-nated... (Below threshold)

"You have been Walker-nated"

Walker? I don't even know h... (Below threshold)

Walker? I don't even know her.

Monica Lewinsky proclaims h... (Below threshold)

Monica Lewinsky proclaims her undying love for Bill Clinton.

What the hell, I thought yo... (Below threshold)

What the hell, I thought you were required to give at least 300,000 warning before acting. You have only given 296,310 warnings to me!

Who'da thunk it?!?...a Mich... (Below threshold)

Who'da thunk it?!?...a Michael Moore groupie.

It's a bird, it's a plane, ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a Commie hermaphrodite.

Don't taze the Ho.... (Below threshold)

Don't taze the Ho.

After over 40 years of trad... (Below threshold)

After over 40 years of tradition the Wisconsin State Police Dwarf Tossing contest was halted.

...and here we see the publ... (Below threshold)

...and here we see the public-union employee still trying to suckle from the teat of the tax paying citizen.

Don't suck me ho.... (Below threshold)

Don't suck me ho.

Curling for Candy Bars.... (Below threshold)

Curling for Candy Bars.

oompa loompa wanker de do <... (Below threshold)
randy rhodes:

oompa loompa wanker de do

teat weaning can be awful its true

oompa loompa stupidy do

jeneane belongs on the set of the View

Wait...wait..I haven't fini... (Below threshold)

Wait...wait..I haven't finished my Kool-Aid!!

A classic WTF moment. Wher... (Below threshold)

A classic WTF moment. Where's Barry when you really need him?

Hey! Teacher! Leave them co... (Below threshold)
Les Nessman:

Hey! Teacher! Leave them cops alone!

Twitter me, bro!... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Twitter me, bro!

Wait, Wait!!! He hasn't us... (Below threshold)

Wait, Wait!!! He hasn't used the cigar yet!

1) But it's in my contra... (Below threshold)

1) But it's in my contract to 'Lewinsky' both Trumka and Obama!!

2) School kids be damned. I gotta right to suck at the gub'mint teet!

3) ...and then all you tax paying suckers will have to pay us union workers to clean up this mess!

4) Neo-Bolshevik and proud!

Cattle prod.....meet protes... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Cattle prod.....meet protester! MOOOOOOOOO!

I''m warning you! I could k... (Below threshold)
Iowa Pete :

I''m warning you! I could kill you with either my armpits or my breath!

Oi-il be Baaaaaaaack!... (Below threshold)

Oi-il be Baaaaaaaack!

The banality of evil, perso... (Below threshold)

The banality of evil, personified.

"Calgon! Take me away!"... (Below threshold)

"Calgon! Take me away!"

They're coming to take me a... (Below threshold)

They're coming to take me away, Ha ha, they're coming to take me away hee hee

This is what a Community Or... (Below threshold)

This is what a Community Organizer looks like in its larval stage.

Give me mandatory union due... (Below threshold)

Give me mandatory union dues or give me death.

I regret that I have but on... (Below threshold)

I regret that I have but one LIE to give for my union.

"Oh no! To Serve Man-it's a... (Below threshold)

"Oh no! To Serve Man-it's a cookbook!"

Rigger Mortise - A revers... (Below threshold)

Rigger Mortise - A reversion to one's natural state, then frozen in time upon death.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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