« Oh, Crap, Now It's In My Back Yard... | Main | Team Obama releases first 2012 campaign ad »

Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama pauses during his speech on America's energy security, in this photo taken Wednesday, March 30, 2011, at McDonough at Gymnasium Georgetown University in Washington. Americans grew increasingly pessimistic about the economy over the past month as soaring gas costs further strained tight family budgets. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


TrackBack URL for this entry:

Comments (122)

The Grinch stole prosperity... (Below threshold)

The Grinch stole prosperity

Damn I miss TOTUS!... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:
Need a tough GOP out? Pout... (Below threshold)

Need a tough GOP out? Pout it out!

You know you don't have to ... (Below threshold)

You know you don't have to act with me, Steve. You don't have to say anything, and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

Winning!... (Below threshold)


After Michelle made him qui... (Below threshold)

After Michelle made him quit smoking he hoped she wouldn't spot the Copenhagen.

No matter what he does Pres... (Below threshold)

No matter what he does President Obama can't get the taste of Europe's ass out of his mouth.

President Obama became tear... (Below threshold)

President Obama became teary eyed while receiving an award for economic wizard of the known universe.

Someone said, "2012 - Presi... (Below threshold)

Someone said, "2012 - President Hillary" and he threw up in his mouth a little bit.

Obama is suffering from a b... (Below threshold)

Obama is suffering from a bad case of Bieber fever...

Obama forgot to take off hi... (Below threshold)

Obama forgot to take off his shoe before sticking hi foot into hi mouth.

Obama: "What's the frequenc... (Below threshold)

Obama: "What's the frequency, Kenneth?"

If his lips move again its ... (Below threshold)

If his lips move again its a lie!

The slaughter of innocents ... (Below threshold)

The slaughter of innocents in Libya didn't move him. The destruction of entire cities in Japan was no big deal.

But when he found out his favorite Final Four teams were out, Obama completely lost it.

Something good for America ... (Below threshold)

Something good for America must have happened.

Obama just found out that t... (Below threshold)

Obama just found out that the hard winter devastated this year's arugula crop...

Pull My string and I screw ... (Below threshold)

Pull My string and I screw America

After goading Obama into wa... (Below threshold)

After goading Obama into war in Libya, Hillary dropped into the Oval Office this morning and said:

April Fool!

'I believe he can lie'... (Below threshold)

'I believe he can lie'

The look of a fool after re... (Below threshold)

The look of a fool after reality bitch slaps his face.

OK, so I don't have a major... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

OK, so I don't have a majority in the House anymore. I'm going to hold my breath until you give me what want!

"You feel my pain."... (Below threshold)

"You feel my pain."

Presidentin' is hard. I ne... (Below threshold)

Presidentin' is hard. I need some downtime ...

After Obama received the Tr... (Below threshold)

After Obama received the Transparency Award in secret, he's planning on getting an Anit-Smoking Award while grabbing a quick smoke.

Obama tasting reality for t... (Below threshold)

Obama tasting reality for the first time

When questioned about the $... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

When questioned about the $600,000. sculpture of a gurgling frog which may soon grace the grounds at The Pentagon, Obama just "ribbits" rather than respond.

Once again the little voice... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Once again the little voice in his head said "Shut my mouth," only this time he listened.

April Fool-in-Chief... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

April Fool-in-Chief

Michelle fills his suit poc... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Michelle fills his suit pockets daily so that whenever he wants a smoke Obama just grabs a mouthful of arugula instead.

Jimmy Carter: "I ... (Below threshold)

Jimmy Carter: "I am smiling. You just can't see it behind this stupid mask."

When I keep my lips togethe... (Below threshold)

When I keep my lips together and blow real hard, my ears pop out. Do ya like that?

Tell us about your transpar... (Below threshold)

Tell us about your transparency award.

(Behind the scenes)Oh NO! T... (Below threshold)

(Behind the scenes)Oh NO! The marionette strings broke!!! What do we do???

For once I know he's not ly... (Below threshold)

For once I know he's not lying....his mouth is closed!

And I could have been a gre... (Below threshold)

And I could have been a great trumpet player, too. See?

Barry is wondering why Hill... (Below threshold)

Barry is wondering why Hillary! left their last meeting laughing her ass off.

Great ... another lunch of ... (Below threshold)

Great ... another lunch of garden burgers and celery sticks ...

Obama accidentally walked i... (Below threshold)

Obama accidentally walked into the wrong the bathroom and saw his wife naked with the lights on for the first time.

{Be sure brain is in gear b... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

{Be sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth.}

You may find yourself livin... (Below threshold)

You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
You may find yourself in another part of the world
You may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
You may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself: well… how did I get here?

Obama is trying to say PLEA... (Below threshold)

Obama is trying to say PLEASE! ww

Today's prank? Superglu... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Today's prank? Superglue gum.

Even I can't swallow this ... (Below threshold)
Tom Weaver:

Even I can't swallow this crap.

Obama is trying to say some... (Below threshold)
Aspen Paine:

Obama is trying to say something but it just is not coming out!!!!!

After countless gourmet mea... (Below threshold)

After countless gourmet meals at the whitehouse, the President is finding it difficult to swallow a bite of his Libya Shit-Sandwich...

The price of gas makes me w... (Below threshold)

The price of gas makes me want to vomit, too!

You elected me to suck up t... (Below threshold)

You elected me to suck up to world leaders - but I didn't think I'd have to swallow too.

All puckered up to spit out... (Below threshold)

All puckered up to spit out the words, "Drill Baby Drill" but they just won't come out.

I got nuthin' after seeing ... (Below threshold)

I got nuthin' after seeing #6 posted by Faith+1...

"The look on Obama's face w... (Below threshold)
Ashley H.:

"The look on Obama's face when announced that Charlie Sheen would be running for presidency."

Betty White has a better wa... (Below threshold)

Betty White has a better war face than that.

OneBig... (Below threshold)


Obama proves that YES HE CA... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama proves that YES HE CAN lie without his lips moving.

After taking a question abo... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After taking a question about his final 4 picks Obama mysteriously kept his mouth shut after being asked who would win the 2012 Presidential race.

Obama thought bubble "TOTUS... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama thought bubble "TOTUS says to keep quiet lest I be thought a fool"

Obama was struck speechless... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama was struck speechless today when asked how his war with Libya was more justified than the US going into Iraq.

Obama is shown right before... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama is shown right before he kissed Helen Thomas on her latest birthday.

TOTUS "Look sincere when ta... (Below threshold)
retired military:

TOTUS "Look sincere when talking about saving lives in Libya."

Obama hopes the employment ... (Below threshold)

Obama hopes the employment of ventriloquism will stop the impression he's an arrogant liar.

Obama wonders why everyone ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama wonders why everyone keeps congratulating him on today being his day

Smile. Today is Obama's da... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Smile. Today is Obama's day.

Sometimes he's so awesome h... (Below threshold)

Sometimes he's so awesome he has to french-kiss himself

When you have a Vice Presid... (Below threshold)

When you have a Vice President like mine, every day is April Fools.

EPIC FAIL...... (Below threshold)
Sarah the Impaler:


The (P)resident displays wh... (Below threshold)

The (P)resident displays why his glass jaw is such an easy knockout punch.

THE BESTEST HOPE FOR A BRIG... (Below threshold)
Sarah the Impaler:




"Michelle just signed me up... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Michelle just signed me up to go on House Swap with my half-brother?"

Although the president clai... (Below threshold)

Although the president claims to have stopped smoking, here he is seen with a fairly large wad of Skoal tucked behind his lower lip.

Crap, Faith+1 beat me to it... (Below threshold)

Crap, Faith+1 beat me to it

(In Nixonian voice) "I am n... (Below threshold)

(In Nixonian voice) "I am not a crook!"

Obama's holding his breath ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Obama's holding his breath cause the EPA just told him radiation fall-out from Fukushima has reached D.C.

Only his hairdresser knows ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Only his hairdresser knows for sure.

Mthis mnew healthfy food Mi... (Below threshold)

Mthis mnew healthfy food Michelle isf pushing isf fantaftic! Really! (Fsomeone get be a bucket -- QUICK!!!)

*"Typos" in previous post w... (Below threshold)

*"Typos" in previous post were deliberate. (In case someone couldn't tell.)

Michelle: "Don't you dare s... (Below threshold)
PA Patriot:

Michelle: "Don't you dare spit it out... If you don't eat your vegetables, you get no ice cream later!"

Obama is left speechless as... (Below threshold)

Obama is left speechless as George Soros has to step away to take a phone call and can't type Obama's next words into the TOTUS.

"I coulda been a contendah!... (Below threshold)

"I coulda been a contendah!"

Obama attempts to blow his ... (Below threshold)

Obama attempts to blow his own horn but, minus the horn, only succeeds in blowing it.

In an effort to bolster con... (Below threshold)

In an effort to bolster consumer confidence in the Japanese Fishing Industry, President Obama claims Japanese Sushi is safe to eat.

News Flash! Obama rushed t... (Below threshold)

News Flash! Obama rushed to hospital to untie his tongue! Doctors claim worst case of "Hypocritis" ever seen.

When in doubt, lead with yo... (Below threshold)

When in doubt, lead with your chin.

Joe Biden: "Who took my uri... (Below threshold)

Joe Biden: "Who took my urine sample?"

How long do I have to keep ... (Below threshold)

How long do I have to keep this load before I swallow, Mr. Soros, sir?

Since the "No Fly Zone" ain... (Below threshold)

Since the "No Fly Zone" ain't workin', I'm going to hold my breath, until I turn blue in the face, to make that Gadaffy guy, quit Libya!

This is what "speaking with... (Below threshold)

This is what "speaking with the jaw bone of an ass" really looks like

Yep, Libya is just like a t... (Below threshold)
Bill M:

Yep, Libya is just like a turd sandwich!

Looks like he finally finis... (Below threshold)

Looks like he finally finished that nice big cup of STFU

You can put lipstick on a p... (Below threshold)

You can put lipstick on a prig, but....

Obumbles see's Jan. 20th 20... (Below threshold)

Obumbles see's Jan. 20th 2013 from his front porch.

Give him a tuba and Michael... (Below threshold)

Give him a tuba and Michael Moore to follow around and another job will have been created and or saved.

Warning:STARING AT... (Below threshold)
Sarah the Impaler:



"just a Pinch between chee... (Below threshold)
Dale E. LINN:

"just a Pinch between cheek and gum" ....

When asked about high gas p... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When asked about high gas prices Sen John "I was in Vietnam" Kerry stated that Pres Obama was trying to jawbone them down.

"There's pineapple shrimp, ... (Below threshold)

"There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich..."

President Obama tries chewi... (Below threshold)

President Obama tries chewin' terbacky to kick the cigarette habit.

A face that only a Marxist ... (Below threshold)

A face that only a Marxist could love!

With his jaw set with disgu... (Below threshold)

With his jaw set with disgust, hiding a satisfied smile, he looked out over the country. He saw the damage he had done.
And Barry saw that it was good.

He wore his dead sister's t... (Below threshold)

He wore his dead sister's teeth, which of course were uncomfortable and did not fit.

Ain't nobody getting a H... (Below threshold)

Ain't nobody getting a Harumph outta that guy.

President Obama works up a ... (Below threshold)

President Obama works up a big wad of phlegm so he can spit on America once again...

Oh Crap ... Dave, the Stunt... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

Oh Crap ... Dave, the Stunt Obama is busting a seam above his chin. Get him out of there!

Obama takes a sip of his ow... (Below threshold)

Obama takes a sip of his own snake oil.

"I love the smell of NATO i... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I love the smell of NATO in the morning...
it smells...like...capitulation!"

"Look at the riff-raff out ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Look at the riff-raff out there....standing
in the way of MY dream for Amerika."

"Appoint a Czar here...take... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Appoint a Czar here...take over an industry there...Mel is right; it's GOOD to be the king!"

"Oh geez! Michelle's wearin... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Oh geez! Michelle's wearing the Oval Office
drapes again!"

"Mum's the word until the t... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Mum's the word until the teleprompter light
goes on."

"Just try and challenge me ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Just try and challenge me in 2012, Hillary..

"Here's my Moms Mabely impr... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Here's my Moms Mabely impression. It's my
best one except for Curious George."

Opening tonight in Motown. ... (Below threshold)

Opening tonight in Motown. Obama's Prevalent Stupido of Goofs.

"Biden, shut your pie-hole ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Biden, shut your pie-hole or my boys will be fitting you for cement loafers."

"Well, I'll be! Ol' Hillary... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Well, I'll be! Ol' Hillary carries a hip flask
to cabinet meetings...."

Obama issues his public sta... (Below threshold)
Duke DeLand:

Obama issues his public statement about his transparency award. M-m-m-f-f-f!!!

It's Bush's fault.... (Below threshold)

It's Bush's fault.

Richard Milhous Obama.... (Below threshold)

Richard Milhous Obama.

Then Barry remembered what ... (Below threshold)
Jim Addison:

Then Barry remembered what the gypsy woman said: "After a few years, married couples begin to look like each other."

That's the worst imitation ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

That's the worst imitation of a Clinton lip quiver I've ever seen.

Three cheers for the Red, W... (Below threshold)

Three cheers for the Red, White, and Spew.

Persimmon president.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Persimmon president.

We feel the same way about ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

We feel the same way about you.

Fresh from a "meeting" with... (Below threshold)

Fresh from a "meeting" with George Soros, Obama still has not had time to spit it out and wash out his mouth.

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile


Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links


Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login

Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy