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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

NEW YORK MINUTE: President Obama hails the Rev. Al Sharpton and the National Action Network last night in Midtown. The president took time out from his DC budget battle to be on hand at the Sheraton Hotel & Towers.

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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You sure you want to trade ... (Below threshold)

You sure you want to trade in for an older, used model?

Okay, folks - I'm outta her... (Below threshold)

Okay, folks - I'm outta here! I'm letting Rev. Al take over for the weekend!

(Psst - hey Al? Don't scratch the paint, and the gas tank better be full on Monday, or your ass is grass.)

Now that I have pulled a ra... (Below threshold)

Now that I have pulled a racially polarizing rabbit out of my hat, what do I do with him. mpw

"First, Al and I would like... (Below threshold)
Walter Cronanty:

"First, Al and I would like to give a big shout out to Jeremiah Wright and Louis Farrakhan."

"Mr president, what are you... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Mr president, what are you going to do about the present crisis"

Obama "The same thing I do for every crisis. GO on vacation"

President Obama shown here ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama shown here with the new debt czar who has vowed to ensure that all corporations pay their fair share or else.

Rev Sharpton shown here wit... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Rev Sharpton shown here with Twanwa Brawley who has grown up these last few years.

(Rangel) - "Edgar Bergen, e... (Below threshold)
John Sheehan:

(Rangel) - "Edgar Bergen, eat it!"

One of these is a race bait... (Below threshold)
retired military:

One of these is a race baiting shyster and the other is ummm a race baiting shyster.

Here we have a man who proc... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have a man who proclaims he is a Christian, has made his fortune off unfounded declarations of rasicm, underhanded political moves, grandstanding, blackmail and extortion. He is standing next to Rev Al Sharpton.

When all else fails--play t... (Below threshold)

When all else fails--play the race card!

Doesn't he understand he's ... (Below threshold)

Doesn't he understand he's ALREADY got the black vote? You know, I'm BEGINNING to think he's not quite the genius messiah the infallible Chris Matthews has assured me he is.

See kids, You cant even se... (Below threshold)
retired military:

See kids, You cant even see the strings on these race baiting puppets.

Everybody who likes a good ... (Below threshold)

Everybody who likes a good Tawana Brawley story raise your hand...

Here we have Barrack Obama ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Here we have Barrack Obama as he graduates from Rev Al's racebaiting school of ethnical hatred.

The Race Card. Don't leave ... (Below threshold)

The Race Card. Don't leave home without it!

A ventriloquist and his dum... (Below threshold)

A ventriloquist and his dummy!

"Kobe! I'm open!"... (Below threshold)

"Kobe! I'm open!"

The US is floundering in th... (Below threshold)

The US is floundering in three wars, the economy is a shambles, and the government is on the brink of shutdown this weekend. What are you going to do?
OBAMA: "I'm going to Disney Land."

"Man, these photo ops are h... (Below threshold)

"Man, these photo ops are hard work, I'm thinking I need another vacation."

Oh, oh. Obama is consulting... (Below threshold)

Oh, oh. Obama is consulting Rangel. It can only mean one thing...

We're invading the Dominican Republic!

If your car is getting 8 mi... (Below threshold)

If your car is getting 8 miles per gallon...huh..put rims on it.

When the TOTUS broke the Pr... (Below threshold)

When the TOTUS broke the President brought in the other tool that tells him what to say.

Group terms: a gaggle of ge... (Below threshold)

Group terms: a gaggle of geese, a pride of lions and an "ethically challenged" of democrats...

Sharpton's Cheshire-like sm... (Below threshold)

Sharpton's Cheshire-like smile began to fade as he remembered what happened to the last Reverend Obama called "friend".

A Reverend without a church... (Below threshold)

A Reverend without a church and a President without a clue.

AP - President Obama took a... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

AP - President Obama took a few minutes from his busy fund raising schedule to introduce both his 2012 Campaign Strategist, Rev. Al Sharpton, and campaign slogan, "Winning."

Obama points to another dem... (Below threshold)

Obama points to another democrat thief saved or created.

You're known by the company... (Below threshold)

You're known by the company you keep.

Someone should point that out to Rangel.

Charlie! Look out for that ... (Below threshold)

Charlie! Look out for that bus!

Two turkeys do not an eagle... (Below threshold)

Two turkeys do not an eagle make.

Obama takes some time out f... (Below threshold)

Obama takes some time out from his busy vacation schedule to do some fundraising.

The dems must have decided ... (Below threshold)

The dems must have decided to get rid of Rangel if they're sending Barack "Kiss of Death" Obama out to campaign for him.

Grifting and Beaming-hmmm,h... (Below threshold)

Grifting and Beaming-hmmm,hmmm

Spike Lee shows the promo p... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Spike Lee shows the promo poster for his new film "Laurel and Hardy"

Hailing a Cab - Fail!... (Below threshold)

Hailing a Cab - Fail!

Joe Biden "Gee an Ole Engli... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Joe Biden "Gee an Ole English beer summit and I missed it"

Coming soon to a post offi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Coming soon to a post office wanted poster near you.

Sharpton: "So, still ain't ... (Below threshold)

Sharpton: "So, still ain't got that Superglue off your lips from last week, huh?"

After the success of their ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After the success of their movie "the Honeymooners" MGM announched its new project "The 3 stooges". Talks are ongoing with Charlie Rangel to play Curly.

Before making America's pro... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Before making America's prosperity disappear, the Great Obama, along with his assistant shows that he does not have anyhting up his sleeve.

After being asked who the w... (Below threshold)
retired military:

After being asked who the weasel was in the picture, the photographer asked for more clarification before he could answer the questionl.

Picture by professional pho... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Picture by professional photographer - $500
Matching Armani suits - $4000

Waving goodbye to America's greatness before going on vacation - Priceless.

Gas $4 a gallonpictu... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Gas $4 a gallon
picture with Rev Al - $500
going on vacation while a govt shutdown looms - Priceless.

Dateline 8 Apr 2011. Presi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Dateline 8 Apr 2011. President Obama came out of the closet today with his longtime partner Al Sharpton. No word if Obama will divorce Michelle and have Mr Sharpton become the first First Husband.

Donald Trump announces the ... (Below threshold)

Donald Trump announces the new cast of Celebrity Apprentice.

Would that this was a wave ... (Below threshold)

Would that this was a wave good bye.

One hand to wave to my ador... (Below threshold)

One hand to wave to my adoring fans. One hand to push you under the bus.

Lost and truly clueless... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Lost and truly clueless

The (P)resident introduces ... (Below threshold)

The (P)resident introduces his newest campaign fund raiser.

Suring up the base.<p... (Below threshold)

Suring up the base.

Sharpton. check.

Next up, Jeremiah Wright, Keith Olbermann, and Chris Matthews.

In an emotional ceremony af... (Below threshold)

In an emotional ceremony after a truly miraculous event, Obama raises the hand that was used to heal Al Sharpton of all earthly desires to steal tax payer money and lie.

Although Oprah will not pub... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Although Oprah will not publicly support Obama in 2012, the Reverend Al has already jumped on the proverbial gravy train.

High five and low life.... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

High five and low life.

Minnesota Fats and Chicago ... (Below threshold)

Minnesota Fats and Chicago Scrawny.

It's been nice, but I Gotta... (Below threshold)

It's been nice, but I Gotta run, I've got a 2:15 tee time!

CBS announces its new summe... (Below threshold)

CBS announces its new summer replacement show "One Half a Man"!

Race baiter and dictator, t... (Below threshold)

Race baiter and dictator, the ads can't come soon enough...

"I've decided that Biden ma... (Below threshold)

"I've decided that Biden makes too many gaffes, so I selected a new running mate."


Two bigots, one stage...<br... (Below threshold)

Two bigots, one stage...
What are the odds of lightning striking?, slim.
What are the odds of both scheming to defraud goverment more?, a sure bet.

Proving yet again that he w... (Below threshold)

Proving yet again that he was a racial healer and not a divider the (P)resident introduces the newest member of his campaign team.

Spirits were high at the un... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

Spirits were high at the unveiling of Madame Tussauds' brand new exhibit on race-baiting hustlers and anti-American socialists

Slum & Slummer... (Below threshold)

Slum & Slummer

Which one would you rather ... (Below threshold)

Which one would you rather have as President...
Hmmm, had to think about that, didn't you?

It's about time they remade... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

It's about time they remade "Twins," but who's the good one?

A schnook and a crook... (Below threshold)

A schnook and a crook

A sugah Daddy and a racebai... (Below threshold)

A sugah Daddy and a racebaitin' pimp hustler

We report, You decide!

Partners in Crime... (Below threshold)

Partners in Crime

President Obama raises his ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

President Obama raises his hand in victory of shutting down the govt and blaming the republicans for hit.

"Hey Brock' I screwed Tijua... (Below threshold)

"Hey Brock' I screwed Tijuana Bwalley just like you screw America!"

Our slogan for 2012? "REPA... (Below threshold)

Our slogan for 2012? "REPARATIONS!"

Mr. President, now that you... (Below threshold)

Mr. President, now that you have shut down the government, what will you do?

I'm going to Disneyland

Imagine the post super bowl commercial.

Rev. Sharpton was as surpri... (Below threshold)

Rev. Sharpton was as surprised as anyone when Barack was voted off the island first.

Can we get our money back??... (Below threshold)
Sarah the Impaler:

Can we get our money back??

"There at least five countr... (Below threshold)

"There at least five countries where I could have been born. Good luck Donald Trump!"

Here we see that the modern... (Below threshold)

Here we see that the modern racists have moved away from sheets and instead wear Armani suits.

Talk to the hand, America!<... (Below threshold)

Talk to the hand, America!

Another WTF moment.... (Below threshold)

Another WTF moment.

"Present!"... (Below threshold)


Proof that Islam and Wester... (Below threshold)
99 luft ballons:

Proof that Islam and Western society should never mix.

(Obama to Sharpton): "Two b... (Below threshold)

(Obama to Sharpton): "Two black men in one picture - this will get into the Wizbang Caption Contest for sure!"

(Sharpton to Obama): You'll... (Below threshold)

(Sharpton to Obama): You'll have to send Woop an invite to tomorrows fleece the taxpayer event. He's racist just like us."

Hey, Al isn't that Chavez a... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

Hey, Al isn't that Chavez and Khadaffi out there? Let's wave to them and invite them over.

Barrel, meet bottom.... (Below threshold)
teh Wind:

Barrel, meet bottom.

Barock: "Thank God... (Below threshold)


"Thank God for You, the pimp beneath My wing's"

Let me introduce the next d... (Below threshold)

Let me introduce the next distraction to the public for me to hide behind, Al Sharpton, a bigot's bigot!

Two on the down-low, and gu... (Below threshold)

Two on the down-low, and guess who got the blowjob?

Spit or swallow, BO?... (Below threshold)

Spit or swallow, BO?

Asked about a solution to t... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Asked about a solution to the budget crisis, Obama raised his hand and responded "Present."

Two Saul Alinsky community ... (Below threshold)

Two Saul Alinsky community disorganizing useful idiots!

"Bye-bye, credibility. We h... (Below threshold)

"Bye-bye, credibility. We hardly knew ye."

I shall call him MINI... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

I shall call him MINI ME

Look! Black people. They ... (Below threshold)

Look! Black people. They weren't born here.

Al, you can take your hand ... (Below threshold)
Iowa Boy:

Al, you can take your hand out of my pocket now!

And this is my NEW Vice-Pre... (Below threshold)

And this is my NEW Vice-Presidential running mate, meet Juan Sharpdoza. Say "Ola!" Juan!

Everyone who knew that Al w... (Below threshold)

Everyone who knew that Al was only kidding about the Tawana Brawley thing, raise your hand!

As President of the United ... (Below threshold)
Rich Moore:

As President of the United States of America, I've decided to have Reverend Al Sharpton replace Reverend Jeremiah Wright to show the American people that I am a Christian!

He ain't heavy, he's my bro... (Below threshold)

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

Anus and Andy... (Below threshold)

Anus and Andy

It started out as a wart on... (Below threshold)
Don Wagner:

It started out as a wart on my palm

Just to be post 101....<br ... (Below threshold)

Just to be post 101....
This is from one of the very first ever rappers back in the early '80's. Forgive me as I was a young teen at the time and rap was brand new. I very quickly grew out of it. This is Curtis Blowfly's "President Blowfly." The "lyrics" stuck with me almost 30 years and seem apropos--I'll skip the first line (which can be heard here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNRNVYrjzY )

"Like I promised when I was runnin'!
There's going to be ham hocks on every table!
Chidlin's in every pot!
Birth control pills in every purse!
And there's going to be orgies every [m f'in] weekend!"

The clip above is worth listening to--if only for the historical perspective....

I should add---the above is... (Below threshold)

I should add---the above is NSFW. My apologies as I meant to state that originally.

Didn't you say there wasn't... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Didn't you say there wasn't anyone dumber than Biden? Well, rumors are circulating that Obama is searching for a new right-hand man and managed to find one dumber.

The Comedy Team of "Scam" a... (Below threshold)
Old Sarge:

The Comedy Team of "Scam" and "Sludge"

Here's a photo taken at a r... (Below threshold)

Here's a photo taken at a recent audition for the TV show "The Biggest Loser"

Arrogance standing next to ... (Below threshold)

Arrogance standing next to incompetence---guess who!

Twiddle Dee Dee & Twiddle D... (Below threshold)

Twiddle Dee Dee & Twiddle Dee Dumb

Dope and Chains... (Below threshold)

Dope and Chains

Obama: "Sisyphus didn't hav... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Sisyphus didn't have it this hard."

The Cheshire Cat and the To... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

The Cheshire Cat and the Toadstool from Alice
in Wonderland.

"I will transfer the healin... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I will transfer the healing power of MY Father to this poor wretch's arthritic shoulder...and 'SHAZAAM!'.......how you hangin' now, dog? Tell 'em!"

"We encourage all of you to... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"We encourage all of you to practice the
official "Obama salute" for all my campaign
speeches in 2012."

"I'll show you just how fas... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"I'll show you just how fast THIS black man
can get a cab, Homey!"

"UH...Two shave-ice over he... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"UH...Two shave-ice over here, my good man!"

"Bye! I want to thank you a... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Bye! I want to thank you all for this exquisite Black Jockey statuette and assure
you that 'Chelle and I will place it in a prominent spot on the WH lawn!"

"Bartender! A perfect Marti... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Bartender! A perfect Martini.... and a quart of Old English malt liquor, please!?"

"Gimme five, Big Guy in the... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Gimme five, Big Guy in the Sky!"

"...and this guy has just o... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"...and this guy has just offered me the foxiest five 'ladies' in his stable for the night! THAT'S why he's getting the Presidential Medal of Honor!"

"As God is my witness....I ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"As God is my witness....I saw this guy down
6 Moon Pies and 3 Royal Crown Colas BEFORE
the Beluga and the Dom Perignon arrived from
the kitchen!"

"Rev. Al and I have just co... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"Rev. Al and I have just concluded a long discussion on our respective religions. He gave me a Bible and I gave him my Koran."

I have to boost my ties to ... (Below threshold)
Mick McMIck:

I have to boost my ties to the Rainbow Coalition since the Unicorn Coalition that got me elected has sort of dried up lately.

Oops, sorry Big Al, I thoug... (Below threshold)
Mick McMIck:

Oops, sorry Big Al, I thought you were Jeremiah Wright!

Aw, what the heck. Might as... (Below threshold)
Mick McMIck:

Aw, what the heck. Might as well bring Bill Ayers and his lovely wife out, too!

You owe me, Al. I've proven... (Below threshold)
Mick McMIck:

You owe me, Al. I've proven those people wrong, who said you would have been the worst President imaginable.

With an homage to Dr. Seuss... (Below threshold)

With an homage to Dr. Seuss and 'Cat in the Hat':

...And with a blow of his kazoo
he introduced Thug 1 and Thug 2...

And what am I bid for this ... (Below threshold)
WL Dewhurst:

And what am I bid for this fine, if portly, Negro?

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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