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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Hooded penitents flagellate themselves near a Catholic chapel Thursday April 21, 2011 at suburban Mandaluyong, east of Manila, Philippines. Hundreds of male penitents all over the country flagellate themselves on Holy Week in atonement of their sins, with more than a dozen others having themselves nailed on the cross to reenact the crucifixion of Jesus Christ on Good Friday. (AP Photo/Bullit Marquez)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Islamic Morris Dancers.... (Below threshold)

Islamic Morris Dancers.

Pie Jesu Domine- WHA... (Below threshold)

Pie Jesu Domine
Dona Eis Requiem
Pie Jesu Domine
- WHACK -.................

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Spring Break is really getting out of hand.

Obama voters, unable to mak... (Below threshold)

Obama voters, unable to make an intelligent choice in the 2012 election, don their "Red Bag of Courage" and vote for him one more time!

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Maggie Mama:

Call it what you will. To me this S&M demonstrates an "Unholy" week.

After huge expectations and... (Below threshold)

After huge expectations and a very poor start by their beloved team, Red Sox fans begin to panic a bit earlier than normal this season.

Yeeks, yet again Team Sheen... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Yeeks, yet again Team Sheen is ramping up the party.

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Madison holds an

"I voted for Prosser parade."

Barack Obama hmmm hmmm hmmm... (Below threshold)

Barack Obama hmmm hmmm hmmm

Red State... (Below threshold)

Red State

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The recent protest of Targets contributions to anti-gay causes took an interesting turn on Friday.

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Congressional Democrats finally agree to "take a hard look" at spending cuts.

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" You put your bagged head in and you shake it all about.."

Eddie, are you sure this gu... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Eddie, are you sure this guy is leading us to the best topless bar off South Beach?

The Pride Parade was marred... (Below threshold)

The Pride Parade was marred by too much red tape this year.

The Outsiders decision to w... (Below threshold)

The Outsiders decision to wear "new, intimidating head gear" proved to be a fatal decision at the next rumble.

Pedro, you idiot. The book ... (Below threshold)

Pedro, you idiot. The book was called the The RED BADGE of Courage, not BAGS of Courage you moron.

Somewhere, Robert Mappletho... (Below threshold)

Somewhere, Robert Mapplethorpe wears a huge shit-eating grin.

In the wake of Prosser's el... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

In the wake of Prosser's election Wisconsin's Democrat lawmakers again fled to Illinois.

It's either this or send a ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

It's either this or send a few million in campaign cash to the Democrats for your Obamacare waiver. The choice is yours.

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Open Call for Joker Prequel "Red Hood."

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Baron Von Ottomatic:

Early reviews of Charlie Sheen's live show were decidedly mixed.

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"Prance around with your whip, keeping only the key portion of your body covered."

The Manila Chippendales chapter misinterpret the instruction manual.

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In a strange misinterpretation of Red Ridinghood the performance troop decides to beat themselves till they get better costumes.

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"Can you see anything..?"

"No, it's completely dark..."

"It must be an eclipse or something....."

"When you said let's go get... (Below threshold)

"When you said let's go get bagged....I had something completely different in mind...."

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"Are you sure this is how you donate blood...?"

"Flagellate? I guess I thou... (Below threshold)

"Flagellate? I guess I thought it meant something else...."

Tax day!... (Below threshold)

Tax day!

Conservatives get sent to r... (Below threshold)

Conservatives get sent to re-education camps in Obama's second term.

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Joe Miller:

Lady GaGa's new music video is an homage to the Tampon.

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Tea Party - 1
Democrat Party - 0

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ACORN corrals extra voters so Obama will have the 2012 election in the bag.

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"I don't care! Obama is AWESOME!!!"

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"I thought this line was for people who flatulate." ww

Members of the national pre... (Below threshold)

Members of the national press atone for Obama's failure to have a second term.

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Looks like Hollywood found a few more conservative actors.

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This'll keep those air traffic controllers awake!

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This the way to the big Easter Egg hunt?

Gluttons for Punishment: Th... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Gluttons for Punishment: The Extreme Version

American liberals punish th... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

American liberals punish themselves for voting for Obama.

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Where's Waldo?

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Not a single member of the Manila Lady Gaga Fan Club got the costume quite right this year.

The mainstream media prepar... (Below threshold)

The mainstream media prepares for another Obama press conference.

Pst Harry! Nobody's buying... (Below threshold)
Dan Melson:

Pst Harry! Nobody's buying it - they don't think we're real Republicans!

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All chanting: I will vote for Obama. I will vote for Obama. I will vote for Obama.

Two years into his adminstr... (Below threshold)

Two years into his adminstration, we see more and more Obama voters ashamed to show their faces in public.

Gays decided to 'stand-out'... (Below threshold)

Gays decided to 'stand-out' in the recent St Patrick's Day Parade.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph! Cou... (Below threshold)

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph! Couldn't you just burn a couple of candles? Outlawed by the EPA? Nevermind.

March of the red headed hoo... (Below threshold)

March of the red headed hood-peckers

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Ooompa looompa woop a dee poo

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Embarrassed Obama supporters rally with a (Whack your P - P) Sadist Masochist Pride Parade.

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Conservative bloggers were rounded up prior to the 2012 elections.

Under Obamacare, people lin... (Below threshold)

Under Obamacare, people line up for their free colorectal cancer screening.

Obama/Biden 2012(W... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Obama/Biden 2012


Obama is awesome!


Obama/Biden 2012


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I blame the Kochs

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Upset Old Guy:

This week Journal-ists for the Daily Kos went "all in" with their efforts aimed at re-electing Barack Obama and Joe Biden in 2012.

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Democrats march in parade on Good Intentions Road, between Hope and Change St. and Reality Ave.

It's 2013 and Obama and his... (Below threshold)

It's 2013 and Obama and his czars are finally rewarded by the muslim overlords.

"Thank you, Sir, may I have... (Below threshold)

"Thank you, Sir, may I have another? Thank you, Sir, may I have another? Thank you, Sir, ........."

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A rare picture of the media and their blind worship of Obama.

Congressional Republicans f... (Below threshold)

Congressional Republicans follow John Boehner and vote for only $38 Billion in budget cuts.

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Eager "voters" lining up to participate in the Wisconsin recount.

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Liberal Insanity; Doing the same thing, over and over again, and believing it feels good.

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Via Dolo-OUCHA!

Biden leads the Vast... (Below threshold)

Biden leads the Vastly Perceptive Budget Commission down the path to unquestionably brilliant conclusions.

Benefits of a madrasah educ... (Below threshold)

Benefits of a madrasah education.."As a graduate would you like paper or plastic for that special day?"

The Justice Department intr... (Below threshold)

The Justice Department introduces the task to investigate high oil prices. Charges that the task force will be be hoodwinked from the outset were summarily dismissed.

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Shown here is Baron Von Ottomatic beating off.

A flogging good time was ha... (Below threshold)
Constitution First:

A flogging good time was had by all

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Fit and trim Asian men? Check
Shirtless, hairless and ready for oil? Check
Whips? Check

Whoop, Chico and Hyper at the the bank getting $1000 in singles before heading to the event? Check

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First order of business for the far right house, reopening Abu Ghraib.

Yes! Obama in 2008!G... (Below threshold)

Yes! Obama in 2008!
God have mercy on me!
Yes! Obama in 2012!
Christ have mercy on me!
Yes! Obama Forever!
God have mercy on all of us!

The worldwide readership of... (Below threshold)

The worldwide readership of Wonkette demonstrates their solidarity with "Walk Like a Downs Syndrome Child" Day

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Proof those Obama followers don’t have blinders on. They just have hoods on instead.

worst.Glee Club.episode.eve... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

worst.Glee Club.episode.ever.

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I'd be ashamed if I voted for Barry too.

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Sarah the Impaler:

Acorn frog march

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WTF: Winning The Future.

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May Day Parade, Obama style.

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Rich Fader:

"They can't do that to our pledges."
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Don L:

Once again, at election time the faithful voters from the international Obama family show up at the polls, only to mysteriously dissapear soon after.

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The American worker - 24 hours after the "Employee Free Choice Act" becomes law.

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Don L:

Earth Day sacrifices to Ghia arrive on time.

Mean-spirited GOP budget cutbacks force empovershed prisoners to share clothes.

The line of those caught using incandescent bulbs is growing daily.

The new rookie air-traffic controllers arrive at O'Hare

Public employes in Madison WI return to show their solidarity

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The Republican Senate Caucus if Barney Frank could have his way.

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Jeff Blogworthy:

Would that this were congress.

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Jeff Blogworthy:

This is the Obama dream for every U.S. citizen, the ultimate goal of Hope-n'-Change.

House Democratic Caucus att... (Below threshold)

House Democratic Caucus attempting to pretend to be fiscally responsible.

After the GOP Landslide in ... (Below threshold)

After the GOP Landslide in the 2012 Election, the purge of the red diaper doper babies throughout the Federal bureaucracy begins. He we see the endangered species, LibCommiTardus, as they arrive in their Caribbean utopia in Havana where they can flourish in free healthcare, gas, housing and OPM (Other Peoples Money).

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Illegitimate sons of Michael Jackson to organize at Neverland

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Obama voters on their way to the polls.

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Woop, galoob, chico and the rest of Wizbang trolls leaving the polls in disgrace after zero is defeated.

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"We have no homosexuals in Iran." What guys in red bags? There are no gays, I mean guys in red bags being led anywhere.

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In a counter to the Tea Party, whom the Left derogatorily refers to as TeaBaggers, Democrats launch an ill-fated Douchebag Party.

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Here we see the approved treatment under Obama Care for independent thought syndrome.

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Thirteen people beating themselves up-looks like 1300 jobs created to me!

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Dating Game contestant losers form violent gang, "The Cheese Bags"

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Here we are at the National Democratic Progressive Parade where we have watch the processions of ELF,NAZI,Unions,KKK,and...ah yes here come the CCC(Committed Communist Community) a scary off shoot of the KKK that never bathes but is really good at swatting the flies off themselves....next up is the Leftist Media and that is one long damn procession there.

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The remaining members of LGF got together for a meet and greet this weekend...

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For some reason "Jackass-the Dance Troupe" was not as popular as the movies.

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ed h:

it's not easy being green

Joe Biden: "Two words: That... (Below threshold)

Joe Biden: "Two words: That's gotta hurt!"

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Hell has a special place reserved as punishment for those who have been judges in reality TV shows, such as, American Idol, Dancing With The Stars, America Has Talent, etc...

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Bring out your red!

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These are all candidates for a spot on the "Gong Show"

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Teheran's Poofter Pride Parade on the way to the scaffold?

Blinded by their love for t... (Below threshold)

Blinded by their love for the Obama-messiah, liberals realized much too late that the Hope & Change conga line ends at the guillotine.

Log Cabin Ku Klux Klan memb... (Below threshold)
richard diamond:

Log Cabin Ku Klux Klan members take to the street to show off new Isaac Mizrahi styling

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.






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