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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin (2nd L) talks with her daughter Bristol Palin (2nd R) as she arrives at the embassy of Italy for an MSNBC after-party following the annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner in Washington May 1, 2011. REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst

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Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Bristol: "Shut up Mom, you ... (Below threshold)

Bristol: "Shut up Mom, you just don't do Tina Fey that well."

So Obama thinks we want all... (Below threshold)
retired military:

So Obama thinks we want alligators in a moat along the border.

I guess he is trying to create a job for Michelle.

"Bristol, don't worry about... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

"Bristol, don't worry about what liberals will say about your new look. Plenty of them are two-faced themselves."

Palin"well I have ne... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"well I have never seen a moose as big as Michelle when they were in season"

Sarah Palin endorses a near... (Below threshold)

Sarah Palin endorses a nearly human-looking Japanese Robot for Office.

Tomorrows headline on MSNBC... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Tomorrows headline on MSNBC:

Sarah Palin tries to sell daughter to older couple.

"I can see your scares from... (Below threshold)

"I can see your scares from my house"

"Wow, nice work on the j... (Below threshold)
"Do I have any comments abo... (Below threshold)

"Do I have any comments about the current list of GOP Presidential hopefuls?"

(To herself)

Hmmm...Ron Paul and his Bin laden statement...

Romney and his Romneycare speech...

Daniels and his inability to convince his wife to let him run, and his not ready for a debate on foreign policy...

Gingrich ...enough said...

I just need a couple more to shoot themselves in the foot.

"Not really. I rather would talk about President Obama's record."

Chico's deepest darkest fan... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Chico's deepest darkest fantasy.

Palin "What do I think of O... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Palin "What do I think of Obama's moat comment? Well if they used 50 alligators then Obama would claim that is another 50 jobs created"

Palin watching the Bin Ladi... (Below threshold)

Palin watching the Bin Ladin feed.

Palin: Looking better all t... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Palin: Looking better all the time.

Seeing that Sarah's not hom... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Seeing that Sarah's not home, Chico fantasizes about propositioning Todd.

Once this photo was display... (Below threshold)

Once this photo was displayed on MSNBC, the population of progressives was cut in half overnight.

Unfortunately, the clean-up of the exploded heads would go on for weeks...

"Chin up honey!" ww... (Below threshold)

"Chin up honey!" ww

Leftist-colored glasses:</p... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Leftist-colored glasses:

Obama "birthers" -- crazy.

Trig "birthers" -- perfectly rational.

"I can see your scars from ... (Below threshold)

"I can see your scars from my house"


Liberal heads explode at th... (Below threshold)

Liberal heads explode at the Emmys, as "Sarah Palin's Alaska" wins Best Travel Show

Hillary Clinton (left) watc... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Hillary Clinton (left) watches as three republicans discuss why conservatives tend to be better-looking than liberals.

"...and here's my Osama imp... (Below threshold)

"...and here's my Osama impression... blub blub blub blub blub blub...."

Seacrest gave Bristol a pea... (Below threshold)

Seacrest gave Bristol a pearl necklace too, but hers is still drying...

"Anyone see Bristol... I he... (Below threshold)

"Anyone see Bristol... I hear her voice, but I don't see my daughter anywhere... BRISTOL!"

Palin "What is wrong with ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Palin "What is wrong with the economy? Well to quote Chico "I blame Obama""

Guy on the left - "If this ... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Guy on the left - "If this bimbo in the pearls were to bend forward a bit I might catch a little nipple."

Bristol, here's a thought.<... (Below threshold)

Bristol, here's a thought.

Maybe you could refrain from moving into the house of a couple of Hollywood actors at least until I decide for sure whether I'm going to run for President.

No, Mr. President.... (Below threshold)

No, Mr. President.

We want the alligator-filled moat between you and the Treasury.

Joy Behar looks on as the r... (Below threshold)

Joy Behar looks on as the replacement cast for "The View" discusses Sean Hannity's appearance as stheir first guest.

Mr. President, this moat id... (Below threshold)

Mr. President, this moat idea of yours sounds like an ideal "shovel-ready" project.

Think of the jobs that could be save AND created!

Mr. President, this moat id... (Below threshold)

Mr. President, this moat idea of yours sounds like an ideal "shovel-ready" project.

Think of the jobs that could be save AND created!

Oops. Sorry for the double ... (Below threshold)

Oops. Sorry for the double post.

I feel like Charley Rangel snapping up rent-controlled apartments!

Mr. President, have you giv... (Below threshold)

Mr. President, have you given sufficient thought about how we're going to feed all of those border gators of yours?

I say if you ever run out of lawyers, you might consider closing Gitmo after all...

"...and, there I was standi... (Below threshold)
Don L:

"...and, there I was standing in carabou crap up to my knickers, when I could feel this hot grizzly breath on the back of my neck..."

See Russia from my home, we... (Below threshold)
Don L:

See Russia from my home, well those liars said that I hunt in my red spike-heels too....

And, Mr. President, if you ... (Below threshold)

And, Mr. President, if you should have difficulty finding enough border alligators, you might consider a bunch of frickin' sharks with frickin' lasers attached to their frickin' heads.

"I'm telling you,folks that... (Below threshold)
Don L:

"I'm telling you,folks that saying, "Obama wear Birkenstocks" will win the Alaska vote for us.

Sarah to Bristol: "Just... (Below threshold)

Sarah to Bristol: "Just please remember the #1 lesson I've learned since appearing on the national stage: If an 'objective journalist' asks to interview you, agree to it only if it's live. Otherwise they'll carefully edit everything you say to falsely make you look stupid. The only stupid thing I've every done was agreeing to edited interviews by the likes of evil, dishonest, hate-filled Marxists like Couric and Gibson"

"So it's Sunday and I'm coo... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

"So it's Sunday and I'm cooking up a nice Moose Roast, and I get a phone call from Barack. Seems Hillary and Leon figured out where Osama bin Laden was and they're pushing Barack to approve the mission, but he can't decide and W wasn't available for advice, so he asked me what to do."

Andrew Sullivan's insists t... (Below threshold)

Andrew Sullivan's insists this new girl is not Bristol, but Sarah's other love child from an illicit affair with a Californian plastic surgeon.

She who smelt it, dealt it.... (Below threshold)

She who smelt it, dealt it.

Tina Fey and Bai Ling make ... (Below threshold)

Tina Fey and Bai Ling make a guest appearance on SNL...

(Due on the left)I... (Below threshold)

(Due on the left)

I'm an old man, but my God.....Tits!

Sarah Palin denies the rumo... (Below threshold)

Sarah Palin denies the rumors that the live feed from the SEAL attack in Pakistan was 'blacked out' was because Obama saw that she was the one who actually took out Bin Laden.

"...and here's my Obama imp... (Below threshold)

"...and here's my Obama impression... blah blah blah blah blah blah...."

(Stolen mostly from Rodney Dill - sorry, I couldn't help myself.)

Palin "What's the differenc... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Palin "What's the difference between shooting a dirty, lowdown, slinking, thieving, good for nothing, polecat and shooting a liberal? Well you can eat the polecat"

I'm too sexy for the libs, ... (Below threshold)

I'm too sexy for the libs, too sexy for the libs

"What do I say about a moat... (Below threshold)

"What do I say about a moat full of alligators? how bout, "CHOOT'EM CHOOT'EM CHET, CHOOT'EM!, you betchya."

SEALs and seals,Th... (Below threshold)

SEALs and seals,

They all make her smile.

"Oh, its Botox you used. Wi... (Below threshold)

"Oh, its Botox you used. With Pelosi it never seemed strange to me, but I always wondered why people said she used buttocks on her face."

Relax chicos, She's above y... (Below threshold)

Relax chicos, She's above your pay grade!

I just came from the WH Cor... (Below threshold)

I just came from the WH Correspondents Association dinner. I need a nice Italian wine.

Let's have a witches coven!... (Below threshold)

Let's have a witches coven!

"Next, take the ball sack g... (Below threshold)

"Next, take the ball sack gently into your mouth. Watch the teeth! Then suck lightly and swirl your tongue around. And that's how you teabag! Now, go practice on your father."

Whaddya MEAN my 15 minutes ... (Below threshold)

Whaddya MEAN my 15 minutes are up?

Bristol: "...and I have one... (Below threshold)

Bristol: "...and I have one woman to credit for everything I have become and will be. One woman who is strong, courageous, honest, and would never mislead the public.... Octomom."

Palin smiles as she realize... (Below threshold)

Palin smiles as she realizes that Bristol will now be out of her hair forever.


"What was the last thing Os... (Below threshold)

"What was the last thing Osama said to Seal Team Six?"
"I dunno."
"I'll keep and eye out for ya."

Nothing epitomizes the left... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Nothing epitomizes the left's idea of "civil discourse" like Sarah Palin.

Listen to the Left. They wi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Listen to the Left. They will tell you who they fear.

Yes, the jealousy and gnash... (Below threshold)

Yes, the jealousy and gnashing of teeth is an indication of chicos deep emotional longing to be nurtured by a loving Mother which never occurred.

pathetic? Yes.

^ I blame the Koch's ^... (Below threshold)

^ I blame the Koch's ^

Ooooo, those chin scars fro... (Below threshold)

Ooooo, those chin scars from Levi's nutsack are barely visible.

"Yes Mom, I see the lipstic... (Below threshold)

"Yes Mom, I see the lipstick."

Update: <... (Below threshold)
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