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What was Osama bin Laden really watching on that 14" TV?

Apparently, Osama been fappin' ...

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

The officials said they were not yet sure precisely where in the compound the pornography was discovered or who had been viewing it. Specifically, the officials said they did not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials.

"It's not my stash officer!  I swear!"  Whatever.

Cut off from civilization, no Internet or phone or cable connectivity, and three wives -- yet the man still has an "extensive" collection of adult entertainment.  Hopefully involving only humans.

I guess it's all about priorities.


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Comments (10)

Judging from what was found... (Below threshold)

Judging from what was found in other Jihad members stashes, porn appears to be one of the requirements - aside from being Muslim.

Is that considered "profiling"?

The intelligence agencies h... (Below threshold)

The intelligence agencies have been concerned for years that Al Qaeda was been using steganography to embed messages within pictures, especially porn pictures.

So does this mean muslim wo... (Below threshold)

So does this mean muslim women can wear their hair down?

Anyway, thought the jihadist were into virgins? Apparently, not so much.

OBL: "I'm sorry, officer, y... (Below threshold)
Jay Guevara:

OBL: "I'm sorry, officer, you see I thought these tapes were about animal husbandry, and well, it was an honest mistake, coulda happened to anyone..."

"Osama been fappin..."... (Below threshold)

"Osama been fappin..."

No... it's Osama Bin Fappin

This is an important part o... (Below threshold)
Paul Hooson:

This is an important part of the moral and religious hypocrisy of Osama bin Laden and his followers. Mohamed Atta who was the mastermind of 9/11 attackers who flew American Airline Flight 11 into the North Tower of the World Trade Center, spent the previous night spending money like water at a strip club stuffing dancers G-strings with money and buying lap dances with some of the other terrorists.

To hear bin Laden's line of crap thinking, they are supposedly God's punishment on American society because we're an immoral society compared to their supposed holy Muslim culture and spiritual purity. However, the real truth is that Osama and his followers are nothing more than murderous thugs and compulsive masturbators.

Here is what he was watchin... (Below threshold)
You imply he shouldn't need... (Below threshold)
d.k. Allen:

You imply he shouldn't need porn if he has three wives... I suspect the porn *belonged* to the wives.

You do realize we're taking... (Below threshold)
John S:

You do realize we're taking Obama's "word" on what they took out of OBL's compound. The porn story is likely bullshit. But they can use whatever data they say they have to justify any attack on the Bill of Rights that they see fit. I never have been much afraid of Osama bin Laden, but I'm terrified of what may happen with OBL's hard drive in the hands of the very evil men in the White House.

hi all,just found ... (Below threshold)

hi all,

just found the funniest osama product ever!

check it out at:







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