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Private Message to @Oyster

Man, I hope I get this right and keep this private... if this were to go public, it would ruin me. And for god's sake, don't let your husband see it!


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Hah, no BVD's or Mr. Ducky ... (Below threshold)

Hah, no BVD's or Mr. Ducky - It's a Fake!

Who hacked JT's account?

I am both impressed and fee... (Below threshold)

I am both impressed and feeling inadequate. ww

Holy crap. I'm at work and... (Below threshold)

Holy crap. I'm at work and I was scared to death to click.

So I opened a private browser window and threw caution to the wind :)

Impressive, Jay...impressiv... (Below threshold)

Impressive, Jay...impressive! But what kind of mileage does your weiner get??

Always check before driving... (Below threshold)

Always check before driving it into a tunnel.

Is that a natural casing on... (Below threshold)

Is that a natural casing on your wiener, or do you just ride bareback?

This may be ok for Jay, but... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

This may be ok for Jay, but but not if Rep. Weiner were sending the link. Old "Tiny Tony" would have had to select the Mini-Wienermobile.

Weiner would have to get th... (Below threshold)

Weiner would have to get the cocktail wienermobile. mpw

Doesn't the United States F... (Below threshold)

Doesn't the United States Flag Code bar displaying the Stars and Stripes along with your wiener?

LMAO!! :)... (Below threshold)

LMAO!! :)

HAHAHA - This is great.... (Below threshold)

HAHAHA - This is great.

[choking on my oatmeal]... (Below threshold)

[choking on my oatmeal]

House Majority Leader Eric Cantor Says Rep. Weiner “Should Come Clean” (Video)

My face is purple from tryi... (Below threshold)

My face is purple from trying not to bust out laughing at work.

Ha! Mine is bigger.... (Below threshold)

Ha! Mine is bigger.

Hmm.I don't get it... (Below threshold)


I don't get it..

I'm sure I just missed something along the way, but, why is this directed at Oyster?

As she traditionally has been one of my favorite commenters here, I am now officially a bit disturbed by the possible connotations.


Heh, that's funny right the... (Below threshold)

Heh, that's funny right there, yes it is. Almost as funny as watching Rep. Weiner(D) squirm.

It comes from here, Shawn:<... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

It comes from here, Shawn:


Comment 14

Of course, if Oyster is embarrassed by the attention, we may lose an important part of our audience.

Or, if Oyster meant someone else (Kevin? Baron? or - being open-minded - Lorie?) that could be awkward as well.

And what if Oyster prefers burgers?

Come to think of it, JT may have taken a risk here ...

Let me be perfectly clear. ... (Below threshold)

Let me be perfectly clear. Jay Tea and I have never met. Nothing improper has ever transpired between us online or offline. I am merely a blog groupie. And I'm sick and tired of the notoriety I've garnered from this and the mountains of emails I'm not receiving.

Why, I've even had to delet... (Below threshold)

Why, I've even had to delete the blog I don't have.

But Jay Tea can't say with ... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

But Jay Tea can't say with certitude that it's really him.

Just because this is more i... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Just because this is more interesting than the work I should be doing ... Let me be perfectly clear. Jay Tea and I have never met. Depending on your cosmological view, this may be a merciful act of a loving God, or a force of the Universe to prevent reaching acritical mass of snark in one place. Nothing improper has ever transpired between us online or offline, which is statistically impossible as well as annoying to bloggers. I am merely a blog writer, with no responsibility for what I write here, except for my duty to stomp trolls and punch out the odd post. I am not allowed to have groupies. I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. The notoriety I've garnered here is roughly equal to Joe Biden's awareness of his inadquacy for his office. Of the mountains of emails I receive, 99.8% are trying to sell me something and the rest are reminders of appointments I'd rather miss.

That said, Oyster is a great member of our community and deserves attention, respect, and lucrative financial gifts from JT, who will no doubt remind me that

A - this is none of my business;
B - he's on the lam from Oscar Meyer for stealing the weinermobile and can't spare time for social events;
C - Bloggers not named Malkin or Reynolds don't generally have a lot of extra money;
D - anyone who lists item points with more than 3 items really begins to annoy people; and
E - Art and Chico put together still have less brainpower than a feces fly.

If you're still reading this comment, please accept my apology and this free virtual kolache.

Looks like Jays wagging the... (Below threshold)

Looks like Jays wagging the dog has drawn the ire of a few nary troll.

I hate to bring this up, bu... (Below threshold)

I hate to bring this up, but back in the day there used to be a Weiner Whistle. God, I made myself sick. ww

After replacing my keyboard... (Below threshold)
Coast Watcher:

After replacing my keyboard: For my first post here, I want a disclaimer from Jay Tea that no actual wieners were injured in the creation of this post. And that may not even be his wiener; it could be Photoshopped, y'know.

OMG Jay Tea was HACKED/PRAN... (Below threshold)


Oh well, those little hacker rascals, no harm no foul.
NO STORY here cuz the MFM would be ALL over it, move along people.

It's been a while since I a... (Below threshold)
Jim Addison:

It's been a while since I actually read the site rules, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to show your weiner!

Thanks for the clarificatio... (Below threshold)
Shawn :

Thanks for the clarification, DJ.

Once again, Jay Tea has taken to flattering himself.

I have no idea who Oyster has a crush on, but, just to narrow down the possibilities:


You're from New Hampshire, and your best friend is a rubber duck.


Chris Muir got there first:... (Below threshold)
Rodney Graves Author Profile Page:

Chris Muir got there first:


Ha! Ha! My wiener is newer ... (Below threshold)
Still driving the mini-coop... (Below threshold)
Son Of The Godfather:

Still driving the mini-coop, eh? ;)

Can you imagine if you coul... (Below threshold)

Can you imagine if you could get a picture of Frank and Weiner in the can?






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