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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

After playing a round of golf, President Barack Obama has a drink with Vice President Joe Biden, Speaker of the House John Boehner, and Ohio Gov. John Kasich, at Joint Base Andrews, June 18, 2011. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.


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...and that's why I think w... (Below threshold)

...and that's why I think we should just take a mulligan on the economy too!

Boehner: "Damn... I still d... (Below threshold)

Boehner: "Damn... I still don't understand how every putt broke to the left."

"See how much better this i... (Below threshold)

"See how much better this is than working, John? And after about 85 rounds you really get the hang of it!"

Boehner: "So what do you th... (Below threshold)

Boehner: "So what do you think is the hardest part of golf..." (delay)
Obama: "Putts."
Boehner: "Moron!"

"Don't cry John, it's only ... (Below threshold)

"Don't cry John, it's only a game."

"This crowd has gone deadly... (Below threshold)

"This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion ... He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think ... IT'S IN THE HOLE!"

The world is desperate for ... (Below threshold)

The world is desperate for leadership, and we get Caddyshack 3.

Biden: "Gunga galunga... gu... (Below threshold)

Biden: "Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga."

What I really object to, Mr... (Below threshold)

What I really object to, Mr. President, is how your caddie consistently set up your teleprompter in the line of my approach to every green. Now I can finally understand why you made him Vice-President.

Boehner: "So then the start... (Below threshold)

Boehner: "So then the starter says, 'Is this your caddy?' And I reply, 'He will be after November, 2012.'"

Mr. President, I have a que... (Below threshold)

Mr. President, I have a question about the Gunwalker scandal: what did you know, and when did you know it?

"So then Nancy says, "Well,... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"So then Nancy says, "Well, could I at least join your little foursome on the 19th hole?" and I responded, "Not until you fix that Weiner problem."

Obama: "I actually prefer f... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I actually prefer fiddling, but my handlers won't let me do that-- something about symbolism-- so I just golf while America crashes down around me."

Not all the holes are on th... (Below threshold)

Not all the holes are on the course.

Perhaps a new law should ma... (Below threshold)

Perhaps a new law should make it illegal for the President to golf until a fricken budget gets passed.

"You're handling the loss v... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"You're handling the loss very well, Mr. President, but now you know why they've always called Republicans the Country Club set."

There's a recession?... (Below threshold)

There's a recession?

Me? I thought Joe was your ... (Below threshold)

Me? I thought Joe was your caddy, Mr. President.

As Judge Smails would say: ... (Below threshold)

As Judge Smails would say: "Don't you people have jobs ???"

Biden: "I want a hamburger.... (Below threshold)

Biden: "I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips"

Obama: You'll get nothing, and like it! Just like the rest of America........"

It's President Smails and V... (Below threshold)

It's President Smails and Vice President Spackler!

"Joe, I knew that by challe... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Joe, I knew that by challenging him to a golf game on Fox News the President would ultimately realize that the only way he could win was to pick me as his golf partner."

Three and a half men.... (Below threshold)

Three and a half men.

Read the Constitution Telep... (Below threshold)
John F Not Kerry:

Read the Constitution Telepromptotamus!

"Well, as Speaker of the Ho... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

"Well, as Speaker of the House, I could always call a congressional recess for that week then we could all go to the Master's next April."

So we'll pay 55% of the tab... (Below threshold)

So we'll pay 55% of the tab and have China pick up the rest, agreed?

Sorry, Hank, you were close... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Sorry, Hank, you were close but it's still only TWO AND A HALF MEN -- we're not quite sure what Biden is!

Boehner "What are you going... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "What are you going to do about jobs mr president?"

Obama "Hey I have been keeping a lot of caddies employed but I am only one man!!!"

TOTUS (not seen in picture)... (Below threshold)
retired military:

TOTUS (not seen in picture)

Obama's performance as Pres... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama's performance as President is the same as his golf score. Both are handicapped and under par.

Two-and-a-half empty tables... (Below threshold)

Two-and-a-half empty tables.

When asked why he never lef... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When asked why he never left the golf course during the 2012 election Obama responded "There was an election?"

While Rome burns........ (Below threshold)

While Rome burns.....

Boehner "what is the hardes... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "what is the hardest thing you find about being the President?"

Obama "I miss spending time with my family when I am doing the work of the people, like today for instance"

Obama "Did you see how the ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Obama "Did you see how the news people never leave me alone. Why they kept asking me for a comment on trivial crap right in the middle of putting on the 9th green. What the hell were they asking about anyway?"

Boehner "They wanted your reaction on the news that just came out that you lost the election"

Obama "see that is what I mean. unimportant stuff like that."

Boehner "After your term en... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "After your term ends what will be the biggest impact on your life"

Obama "Not having Air Force one to take me to the links"

"I wonder what the poor fol... (Below threshold)

"I wonder what the poor folks are doing today."

Boehner "How could you get ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "How could you get the name of the MOH recipient wrong?"

Obama "What is the MOH again?"

Boehner "How does Michelle ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "How does Michelle feel about you drinking beer after the game?"

OBama "As with the rest of my Presidency, if someone doesnt know something then it doesnt matter"

Boehner "What do you say to... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Boehner "What do you say to the people that have been looking for a job for months and cant find work?"

Obama "I need a caddy for next week at Andrews"

Obama: "For the last time, ... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Obama: "For the last time, this is not Bushwoods."

Barack: "I just tasked SEAL... (Below threshold)

Barack: "I just tasked SEAL Team 6 with nailing that damn gopher."

Orange Whip? Orange Whip? F... (Below threshold)

Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Four Orange Whips!

You'll have nothing...and l... (Below threshold)

You'll have nothing...and like it!

Be the ball John, be the ba... (Below threshold)

Be the ball John, be the ball.

Obama: "One of my pastimes ... (Below threshold)

Obama: "One of my pastimes is standing around deliberating whether to break left or right, how to avoid trouble, how to get to do this as often as I like, and how to beat everyone else... the other is Golf."

"Remember Danny - Two wrong... (Below threshold)

"Remember Danny - Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left."

You're right, Joe. The cadd... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

You're right, Joe. The caddies sound like they could all work at 7-11.

Boehner: "So Weiner's out t... (Below threshold)

Boehner: "So Weiner's out then?"
Obama: "Only if you can't make it past the ladies tees."

Obama: "You know, you shoul... (Below threshold)

Obama: "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself."
Boehner: Don't sell yourself short, Mr. President. You're a tremendous slouch."

Blights of the Round Table.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Blights of the Round Table.

They say they're playing on... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

They say they're playing on Greens, but we all know they're Reds.

Boehner: "Mr President, erh... (Below threshold)

Boehner: "Mr President, erhaps this will be an analogy you can comprehend. Unemployment, gas prices, and the deficit are like golf scores. The lower the number the better. Understand?"

Obama: "Present!"

We won. We now get to rais... (Below threshold)

We won. We now get to raise taxes!

18 holes on the co... (Below threshold)

18 holes on the course.
19th hole for relaxing.
4 assholes around a table.

Beohner: Mr. President, the... (Below threshold)

Beohner: Mr. President, the people expect us to get serious about the deficit issue.

Obama/Biden response: Laughter!

Boehner: "Thanks for inviti... (Below threshold)

Boehner: "Thanks for inviting me out for a round, Mr. President."
Obama: "Well... Charlie Sheen was busy."

Obama: "My motto has always... (Below threshold)

Obama: "My motto has always been -- Drive for show, tax for dough."

Maybe it's just a shadow, b... (Below threshold)

Maybe it's just a shadow, but Boehner appears to be rocking some huge calf muscles

Round of golf - $275... (Below threshold)

Round of golf - $275
New Golf Shirt - $65
Hangin' out with Socialists - Priceless

Combined IQ at the table: ... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Combined IQ at the table: 180

Oddly enough, also the degree change needed in the course of the nation.

Boehner: "I notice you're n... (Below threshold)

Boehner: "I notice you're not crediting Bush for getting you in a hole today."

Biden: "So what's the damag... (Below threshold)

Biden: "So what's the damage?"
Boehner: "14 Trillion over par."

What a bunch of boners!... (Below threshold)

What a bunch of boners!

3 hacks and a baby!... (Below threshold)

3 hacks and a baby!

"I didn't throw the club an... (Below threshold)

"I didn't throw the club and destroy the US economy. The grips were slippery.... I'll pick up the tab for your lunch."

"Goldman Sachs said to put ... (Below threshold)

"Goldman Sachs said to put it all on their tab."

Mello yellow kook... (Below threshold)

Mello yellow kook-aid will surely sharpen their impaired judgement..

The 3 Stooges were funny; t... (Below threshold)

The 3 Stooges were funny; these 4 Stooges are a joke!

When I said "You have no ba... (Below threshold)

When I said "You have no balls, Mr President", I wasn't commenting on the game..............

So Weiner comes to me looki... (Below threshold)

So Weiner comes to me looking for support, and honest to God, he's standing in front of my desk, fondling his "package" while he's talking to me. I tell him to "put a sock in it", and he starts taking off his shoe............

No reason we can't be bipar... (Below threshold)

No reason we can't be bipartisan in our destruction of the country boy's.

Don't worry, we are in the ... (Below threshold)

Don't worry, we are in the best of hands.

The political equivalent to... (Below threshold)

The political equivalent to dogs playing poker.

Obama: "Yes, John, I did sh... (Below threshold)

Obama: "Yes, John, I did shoot a 63 and Joe shot a 64, and now you owe us lunch."

Boehner: "But Mr. President, I saw both of you shoot pars and bogeys!"

O: "We had the CBO tally our scores, just like they do our budgets. Got a problem with that?"

The political stench has dr... (Below threshold)

The political stench has driven nearby customers away from the Presidential table.

Don't worry Barry, we made ... (Below threshold)

Don't worry Barry, we made all the "real" black people sit way over there in the corner. You can drop the act that you are one of them and enjoy your imported beer and arugula.

"See, John, I told you I wa... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"See, John, I told you I was no slouch on the course."

"Oh, don't sell yourself short, Mr. President, you're a tremendous slouch."

John you are just another i... (Below threshold)

John you are just another idiot Republican. The idea of golf is to get the highest score. That is the consensus because I say so. People are so stupid at times.

Sure the economy is in sham... (Below threshold)

Sure the economy is in shambles and I might not win reelection but the Dalai Lama said "you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Not enough economic ingenui... (Below threshold)

Not enough economic ingenuity between them to run a kool-aid stand!

You'll know who the smart g... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

You'll know who the smart guys are when they stand up. The smart guys will be the ones who don't have a checkerboard pattern on their backs.

It took these four "brains"... (Below threshold)

It took these four "brains" to top the banality of the Beer Summit.

I withdrawn my entries afte... (Below threshold)

I withdrawn my entries after reading #63 by rodney dill. He nailed what I was lamely trying to say. I'm still laughing....well done rodney, well done.

damn entry 29 should be </... (Below threshold)
retired military:

damn entry 29 should be


TOTUS (not seen in picture) CHUCKLE

"Let's put the lunch tab AN... (Below threshold)

"Let's put the lunch tab AND Stimulus III on the Underhill's tab."

Snob #1: "How about that jo... (Below threshold)

Snob #1: "How about that jobs report?"

Snob #2: "Ah, let em,' eat cake!"

Snob #3: "I'll just release some strategic petroleum and sugar coat things!"

Snob #4: "Hey Taxpayers! Another round for us!"

All 4 snobs... "Ha haahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha"

Haha..that Joe!! Course I a... (Below threshold)

Haha..that Joe!! Course I am not going to spend anymore! Ha!

A table full of FAIL... (Below threshold)

A table full of FAIL

1. Beer Summit II, Electric... (Below threshold)
James Cloninger:

1. Beer Summit II, Electric Boogaloo
2. Beer Summit, Part Duh.

He smiles, but look at the ... (Below threshold)

He smiles, but look at the action under the radar, I mean under the table:

Obama's left foot showing the Islamic sign of disrespect.

What was his left hand doing.

Boehner, Kasich, Biden and ... (Below threshold)

Boehner, Kasich, Biden and one of the Marx Bro's.

So a Negro, a Protestant, a... (Below threshold)

So a Negro, a Protestant, a Catholic and a Jew walk into a bar...

...stop me if you heard this one

This picture says it all! ... (Below threshold)

This picture says it all! No caption needed!

Not a great poker hand: a ... (Below threshold)

Not a great poker hand: a pair of Johns and a pair of losers.

President Obama: You... (Below threshold)

President Obama: You know, you should play with Joe Biden and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.

Speaker BoehnerDon't sell yourself short Mr. President, you're a tremendous slouch.

Straight from Caddyshack

Boehner and Kasich were gla... (Below threshold)

Boehner and Kasich were glad that Obama bought them some beer . . . until they learned that he paid for the beer with their money.

Obama: "I won. See? My scor... (Below threshold)

Obama: "I won. See? My score is lower than yours."

Boehner: "Mr. President, that's your job approval rating that you're looking at."

"Why can't the press go awa... (Below threshold)

"Why can't the press go away on FATHERS day?"

BEER PONG MADNESS! "Now if... (Below threshold)
Charles :

BEER PONG MADNESS! "Now if you both would wipe the huge, feel good smiles off of your faces, maybe I could concentrate with the next sniff, and tell exactly which one of you, whose ass it is, on the end of my thumb"

Oddly enough, the four at t... (Below threshold)

Oddly enough, the four at the table could a agree on only one thing -- Obama was under par.

Mr. President, I'm afraid p... (Below threshold)

Mr. President, I'm afraid present is not a score.

Boehner: about those shovel... (Below threshold)

Boehner: about those shovel ready projects was that true






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