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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

First lady Michelle Obama watches as traditional dancers perform upon her arrival in Gaborone, Botswana, Friday, June 24, 2011. At left is her mother Marian Robinson. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak, Pool)

Winners for last week's contest as well as this week's will be announced Monday morning.


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President Barack Obama and ... (Below threshold)

President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama.

Hop & Strange, get me some,... (Below threshold)

Hop & Strange, get me some, quick!

Wow that's just like Barack... (Below threshold)

Wow that's just like Barack acted when we was courtin'.

What happens in Botswana, s... (Below threshold)

What happens in Botswana, stays in Botswana!

Hey lady, my eyes are up he... (Below threshold)

Hey lady, my eyes are up here.

It's amazing what the presi... (Below threshold)

It's amazing what the president has to do soemtimes just to get Michelle's OK to order some McDonalds fries.

And the diaper cleared a TS... (Below threshold)

And the diaper cleared a TSA pat down.

"Oh My, he's so cute! I'll... (Below threshold)

"Oh My, he's so cute! I'll take two of them please!"

Wherever she travels, Miche... (Below threshold)

Wherever she travels, Michelle tries to catch the local Chippendales.

Aid, quick, give me a dolla... (Below threshold)

Aid, quick, give me a dollar to stick in his waistband.

Mmmmm, BABY, that's gotta b... (Below threshold)

Mmmmm, BABY, that's gotta be the SECOND biggest stimulus package I've ever seen.

Its tawooo its tawooo... (Below threshold)

Its tawooo its tawooo

Very nice, I can see why Ma... (Below threshold)

Very nice, I can see why Madonna adopted you.

How Michelle got her grove ... (Below threshold)

How Michelle got her grove back.

Almost as satisfying as a W... (Below threshold)

Almost as satisfying as a Wiener tweet.

After seeing this, I can ca... (Below threshold)

After seeing this, I can categorically disagree with Mark Halperin.

Dancing with the Czars.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Dancing with the Czars.

Dancer: Damn forgot that ga... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Dancer: Damn forgot that garlic on the feet does not repell socialist vampires.

Good news: Michelle has gi... (Below threshold)

Good news: Michelle has given up her 6-inch-think belts
Bad news: She's taking fashion advice from Hillary

Once Cap & Trade is fully i... (Below threshold)

Once Cap & Trade is fully implemented, those are the nicest clothes any of us will be able to get

Michelle realizes for the f... (Below threshold)
Brian The Adequate:

Michelle realizes for the first time the true downside of her husband's caucasion heritage

"I'll call you Toby."... (Below threshold)

"I'll call you Toby."

I finally figured out why M... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

I finally figured out why Michell Obama likes those high-waisted belts so much. It's called the Empress style. No joke.

"Kunta WHAT!!!"... (Below threshold)

"Kunta WHAT!!!"

Damn, you talk about gettin... (Below threshold)
just bob:

Damn, you talk about getting back to my African "ROOTS".

The Obama's vision for Amer... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The Obama's vision for America: Dance, slave! Dance!

So tell me again, how did y... (Below threshold)

So tell me again, how did you get the name 'Shorty'?

"This is going to be way be... (Below threshold)

"This is going to be way better than pulling his finger."

The American taxpayers coug... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The American taxpayers coughed up $500,000. so that Michelle Obama could be entertained in Botswana.

Those ruby-red slippers dem... (Below threshold)

Those ruby-red slippers demonstrate their power to make Michelle's wish come true.

Rewarding your friends.... (Below threshold)

Rewarding your friends.

Massah Obama, I just have o... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Massah Obama, I just have one question; Is this my new normal?

Will dance for bailout mone... (Below threshold)

Will dance for bailout money

"I could just eat you up!"<... (Below threshold)

"I could just eat you up!"
"So could I.....

A la tuhuelpa legria macare... (Below threshold)

A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena

Another job saved or create... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

Another job saved or created

Michelle Obama witnesses fi... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

Michelle Obama witnesses first hand a key feature of Obamacare: The Medicine Dance

The Red Queen says, "With m... (Below threshold)

The Red Queen says, "With moves like that, everybody in my country would have a job!"

African Villager Rejoices a... (Below threshold)
Caesar Augustus:

African Villager Rejoices at Being Named Obama's New Treasury Secretary, promises to help fix economy with voodoo

"If you're happy and you kn... (Below threshold)

"If you're happy and you know it, clap your han...Oh shit I think I may have just killed this little hamster"

Michelle is giddy with exci... (Below threshold)

Michelle is giddy with excitement as she contemplates how Malia and Sasha will react to their new puppy.

And they accused Reagan of ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

And they accused Reagan of voodoo economics?

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Staying Ali... (Below threshold)

Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Staying Alive! Staying Alive!

"Hell no, Obama's roots are... (Below threshold)

"Hell no, Obama's roots are 5046 South Greenwood Ave, Chicago, IL."

Saturday Night Jungle Fever... (Below threshold)

Saturday Night Jungle Fever

Worst.DWTS.couple.ever.... (Below threshold)


♬Get up... (Below threshold)

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

A wife and a kids, need universal health care.
'More Taxes,' he says, 'I'll need to receive.'
For, O bama's right. Aah.

credit them a-tear up, the bailout's all gone.
I don't wanna end up in a socialist slide.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

It's getting warm, we have done some harm
The globe is outta norm. Gore sounds the a-alarm.
For, O bama's right. Aah.

(repeat last four)

For, O bama's right. Aah.

For, O bama's right. Aah.

For, O bama's right. Aah.

(Israelites -- Desmond Dekker)

Michelle is thrilled to fin... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Michelle is thrilled to finally see a stimulus package that actually works!

The first lady's day includ... (Below threshold)

The first lady's day included a surprise stop at Jimmie's tuck-a-buck.

"I wish this is what Mark H... (Below threshold)

"I wish this is what Mark Halperin meant when he called my husband a dick."

Obama: "He's a perfect souv... (Below threshold)

Obama: "He's a perfect souvenir. I'll take him."

The Witch Doctor dances for... (Below threshold)
clear mind:

The Witch Doctor dances for the Witch!

Barack! You're Daddy really... (Below threshold)

Barack! You're Daddy really was African!

Where is Mr. Carney? Barac... (Below threshold)

Where is Mr. Carney? Barack needs his diaper changed.

2012: The Emperor Has No Cl... (Below threshold)

2012: The Emperor Has No Clothes

You should tweet that. ww</... (Below threshold)

You should tweet that. ww

Tswana, how I love 'ay, how... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Tswana, how I love 'ay, how I love 'ya, my dear old Tswana.

Obama performs a Unicorn an... (Below threshold)

Obama performs a Unicorn and Skittles dance for his wife's amusement.

When the ugliest women he'd... (Below threshold)

When the ugliest women he'd ever seen walked into his village, the witch doctor immediatly broke into the Cheoyongmu Dance to dispell the evil spirts that obviously must have possed her.

Dancing Man: "Does your fa... (Below threshold)

Dancing Man: "Does your face hurt?"

Moochele: "No"

Dancing Man: "Well it hurts me!"

Michelle enjoys the new sho... (Below threshold)

Michelle enjoys the new show at the Sugar Shack South Africa. (note the Sugar Shack was an early strip club for women patrons in Lake Geneva). mpw

Michelle "Man his golf clu... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle "Man his golf club is a lot bigger than Barrack's"

Michelle offered to demonst... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle offered to demonstrate the TSA pat down procedures that were being implented for all planes going to Africa.

Michelle offered to demonst... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle offered to demonstrate the TSA pat down procedures that were being implented for all planes going to Africa.

Michelle "Those balls are n... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle "Those balls are nothing, you should see Hillary's"

Wookie applauds dinner offe... (Below threshold)

Wookie applauds dinner offering from Kenya's "Cannibals have Rights Too" party.

Punished with a pantsuit!</... (Below threshold)

Punished with a pantsuit!

"Pull his thang' and he rec... (Below threshold)

"Pull his thang' and he recites 'Down with America' without a teleprompter!"

Moochelle: "Wonderful! I'll take him!"

Michelle "Geez his teleprom... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle "Geez his teleprompter is so much bigger than Obama's"

The U.S. military would lik... (Below threshold)

The U.S. military would like to thank FLOTUS for her show of support for their war effort on "Red Shirt Friday".

Michelle "I wish Barrack ha... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Michelle "I wish Barrack had a stimulus package like that"

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang wa... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

Oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

Michelle; "Woah Dawg! Barak... (Below threshold)

Michelle; "Woah Dawg! Barak sure could have used a club like that on the 3rd hole the other night!"

"Well, nice stimulus"... (Below threshold)

"Well, nice stimulus"

"I remember landing under s... (Below threshold)

"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base."

Those Arthur Murray Dance l... (Below threshold)
Don L :

Those Arthur Murray Dance lessons given by the UN finally pay off.

And a one, and a two and a three...

I got's rythym...

And I learned this step from watching Mr.Bo Jingles on my Ipod.

Take that Al Gore with your Macarena...

Channeling Hillary in her p... (Below threshold)

Channeling Hillary in her pants suit, Michelle was favorably impressed with the local Chippendales franchise!

"Oh, look! He has 'Made in ... (Below threshold)

"Oh, look! He has 'Made in Kenya' tattooed across his abs...just like my other one!"

Weiner Dance's with Wolves<... (Below threshold)

Weiner Dance's with Wolves

Somewhere in a dark sniper-... (Below threshold)
Don L :

Somewhere in a dark sniper-riddled airport, a plump-ankled Secretary of State snarls at herself -"Danged, now why didn't Bll let me go there?"

Trip to Africa on the taxpa... (Below threshold)
Jim Addison:

Trip to Africa on the taxpayer: $23 million
Pantsuit by Hillary: $175
Beating Kanye West at Strip Poker: Priceless!

"I'd like to see Laura Bush... (Below threshold)

"I'd like to see Laura Bush get away with enjoying this!"

Mom!... (Below threshold)


Dancer: "Ubangi?"'... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Dancer: "Ubangi?"

'chelle: "YOOOOBETCHA!"

Native: "Of course, I'd lov... (Below threshold)

Native: "Of course, I'd love to dance for you Oprah."

"Look, American lady, do yo... (Below threshold)

"Look, American lady, do you see where my belt is? That is where belts go! Even I know that and I ain't wearin' no pants!"

Stacy: Let's talk about you... (Below threshold)

Stacy: Let's talk about your, shall we say, problem area.

Clinton: Yeah, all this (gesturing) you got going on down here.

Michelle: I know, that's why I wear my belts like this, to emphasize the smallest part of my waist, like you say!

Stacy: Honey, when you're wearing them as underwires, you've gone too far.

Clinton: If that's your waist, your husband cares about debt!

Stacy: Shut up!

Good News Everybody!<... (Below threshold)

Good News Everybody!

Michelle has discovered something that makes her smile.

Bad News Barack!

You don't make Michelle smile like that any more.

I have GOT to get me one of... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

I have GOT to get me one of THOSE!

Jesse Jackson pulls out all... (Below threshold)

Jesse Jackson pulls out all the stops for a shot at replacing Biden on the ticket.

Sir, I'm sure the TSA will ... (Below threshold)

Sir, I'm sure the TSA will gladly assist you with that diaper...

Thought balloon - If Hillar... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

Thought balloon - If Hillary can take Huma along with her when she travels what's to stop me from taking this guy along along with me? He's been out in the sun dancing around like this for more than an hour already. By moonlight I'll bet he could go all night!

" Barack WHO ? " ... (Below threshold)
Kimberly Fraser :

" Barack WHO ? "

The First Lady at the Dalla... (Below threshold)
Steve Crickmore:

The First Lady at the Dallas airport, greets Rick Perry´s personal envoy and response, to solving the drought in Texas and Oklohoma.

"YOU!! You, lady is de reas... (Below threshold)
NJ Mike:

"YOU!! You, lady is de reason our race don't get no repsect!!"

Michelles old friend Lamar ... (Below threshold)

Michelles old friend Lamar shows her his javelin throwing pose

I think I'll buy that fashi... (Below threshold)
Steve H.:

I think I'll buy that fashionable loincloth for Barack for some serious African Jungle action when I get back!!

When Kunta met Sasquatch, a... (Below threshold)

When Kunta met Sasquatch, a love story

Pygmy..... Its not just for... (Below threshold)

Pygmy..... Its not just for breakfast anymore!

Wookum's- "Oh, look! He's ... (Below threshold)

Wookum's- "Oh, look! He's bent way to the left just like Barock!"

Doing the jobs that most Am... (Below threshold)

Doing the jobs that most Americans are too lily White to do!

It wasn't cheating really, ... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

It wasn't cheating really, I just got a little kinetic action.

And the Media calls my husb... (Below threshold)
Bill Fabrizio:

And the Media calls my husband a "big dick"!

You realy give the "Wiener"... (Below threshold)
Edward Schuster:

You realy give the "Wiener" a new meaning!

For the first time in her a... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

For the first time in her adult life true joy can be seen on Michelle's face as she contemplates how big this young boy eventually will be when he grows up and out of diapers.

1 more reason to vote ABH..... (Below threshold)

1 more reason to vote ABH..

That is one of the best pho... (Below threshold)

That is one of the best photos you've ever
posted Kevin!

Let me understand this...Mi... (Below threshold)

Let me understand this...Michelle needs to take Air Force II and a huge number of people scouring Africa on our dime so she can check out this guys crotch? Next time can we just dress up the hubby for her fantasy tour...

Trip to Africa...800,000$ and counting.
Meet with Oprah and safari with the fam..thrown in at the same price

Barry in a diaper, priceless...

Michelle checking out the l... (Below threshold)

Michelle checking out the latest style on shopping spree for Barry on her Africa tour. You know how she loves that early slave gear look on her man..But how will Barry look in field gear

If Michelle keeps putting n... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

If Michelle keeps putting nickels in his ass...
he'll dance FOREVAH!

Michelle picks out a loincl... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Michelle picks out a loincloth for Bam's next
press conference. "The more naturally he dresses, the more authentic he becomes to the voters"...says a doting FLOTUS.

Michelle auditions hopefuls... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Michelle auditions hopefuls for the "'Bam the
Sham' and the Pharaohs" tour for the election
tour next year...and THIS guy's got what it

"It's big and it's 'the col... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

"It's big and it's 'the color purple', Oprah!
Wish you wuz here!"

"Oh my dingaling, Oh my din... (Below threshold)

"Oh my dingaling, Oh my dingaling, I just caught Michelle looking at my dingaling...."

Meeting the in laws is an e... (Below threshold)

Meeting the in laws is an experience.






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