Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama talks with diners at Lechonera El Barrio restaurant while waiting for his lunch order during a stop in Orlando, Fla., Aug. 2, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

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Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/Stan25 Stan Brewer

    Obama yucking it up with the local union bosses as they scarf down on fast food.

  • Vagabond661

    AP – It’s been almost a year since former President lost the election to President Romney. Here Mr. Obama takes a break from his book tour “Dreams of Mine” while claims that he didn’t write that book on his own still dog him.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    Not being in a bar… Obama goes for the next best good head he can get his hands on.

  • RestlessLegs

    Please stop touching me…

  • Joe_Miller

    President Obama buys lunch for a group that agrees to show him how to use an iPhone–at taxpayer expense.

  • guido81_MA

    Can y’all lend me a few stamps so I can get me a burger here?

  • Dale Dawson

    I swear pop, either vote for me or I pop the kid’s neck.

  • Vladtheimp

    Bill Clinton was right – just his timing was off – when he stated to Ted (The Swimmer) Kennedy “A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee.”

  • Vladtheimp

    It’s a miracle – he can vote!

  • retired.military

    Obama “You know if you donate your first born to my campaign it is tax deductible”

  • RestlessLegs

    You PAID for those? Why, even little Johnny here knows how to get a free Obamaphone.

  • SCSIwuzzy

    I’m here to collect the Moochelle unhealthy food tax for those cheese fries and high fructose corn sugar Cokes… the life of your first born child.

  • LiberalNightmare

    After healing this man, my next miracle will be to spend 716 billion dollars – twice!

  • fustian24

    Taking away children’s financial future is no longer enough. Now he just sucks the life right out of them.

  • fustian24

    Obama, bean burrito. Only one of these will give you gas.

  • fustian24

    It’s just not clear you’d want a guy that frequents that many bath houses to be touching your kid.

  • fustian24

    Shame if we had to go all Elian Gonzalez on your children is all I’m sayin’…

  • fustian24

    Obama keeping Hispanics down one child at a time.

  • retired.military

    FEMA Trailers for sale or rent

    White House Rooms to let…fifty cents.

    No Iphone, no pool, no pets

    Michelle took my cigarettes

    Ah, but..two hours of Smoking shruums

    In an eight by twelve four-bit room

    I’m a man of means by all means

    king of the world.

    Muslim Brotherhood..brings some pain

    Destination…Israeli coastal plain.

    Egyptian tanks and Muslim crews,

    They need to pay some union dues,

    I smoke old joints I have found

    Short, but not too big around

    I’m a man of means by all means

    king of the world.

    I know every reporter in the MSM

    All of their children, and all of their names

    And every liberal in tinseltown

    playing the race card all around.

    I sing,

    FEMA Trailers for sale or rent

    White House Rooms to let…fifty cents.

    No Iphone, no pool, no pets

    Michelle took my cigarettes

    Ah, but..two hours of Smoking shruums

    In an eight by twelve
    four-bit room

    I’m a man of means by all means

    king of the world.

  • http://www.outsidethebeltway.com rodney dill

    I didn’t get a harumph from this kid.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Hooson/100002939023994 Paul Hooson

    “Mr. President, what can you do about that foreign threat known as The Doodlebops?”.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paul-Hooson/100002939023994 Paul Hooson

    “A second term? I haven’t even finished this one!”

  • westcoastwiser

    More alert citizens taking pictures for America’s Most Wanted.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    So that’s why Obama campaigns so much! It’s his way of getting some interesting(?) food!

  • Ken in Camarillo

    If we laugh at his jokes, maybe he’ll leave earlier for his next campaign stop.

  • Ken in Camarillo

    So he’s the reason we got a free lunch, er, phone?

  • http://twitter.com/twolaneflash twolaneflash

    Obama: “So cute, your son trying to cut my balls off. Who gave him that idea?”.

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

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