Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Fresh Off The First Debate Romney And Ryan Draw A Huge Crowd In Virginia
  • Hillary starts to consider a transfer to the Ministry of Boobies

  • retired.military

    hillary thought bubble ‘i’d hit it’

  • You aren’t Janet Reno, but you will do in a pinch

  • retired.military

    hillary ‘yes yes. Just like that. Harder, Rub them against me harder.”

  • retired.military

    Hillary “Why do women on the right always look hotter?”

  • retired.military

    Hillary “The only boobs I have seen bigger than those were named Barrack and Joe”

  • retired.military

    What do you have when you stand these 2 blondes on their heads?

    A brunette and a set of balls bigger than Obama’s.

  • retired.military

    Hillary is acting more and more like Bill every day

  • Rick Adams

    “Oh, it’s twue, it’s twue!” (Nobody’s going to get this one…)

    • jim_m

      You discount the number of people who have watched Blazing Saddles.

      • You’d do it for Randolph Scott…

        • Rick Adams

          RANDOLPH SCOTT! All right, 24 hours…

    • sarahconnor2

      “Oh, boys. Lookie what I have here.”

    • Sorry… 15 Schnitzengruben is my limit.

    • Christina: “My breasts are an homage to Mae West, How ’bout you.”
      Hillary: “Mine are from Abbie someone. Abbie Normal?”

      (Ok, that’s not Blazing Saddles…. but it is Mel Brooks.)

  • tanya

    With those fun bags & my connections, we could get into any nightclub in D.C…now you’ve never been under my husband’s desk, have you??

  • “Cristina, I know like all celebrities you’re against waterboarding. How do you feel about motorboating?”

  • Cary Antebi

    “How would the two of you like be my running mate in 2016?”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Oh no, they’re definitely not politically incorrect.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “I just finished reading a book about President Grover Cleavage…I mean Cleveland.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Why do I feel I’ve seen that stain on your dress someplace else before?”

  • Cary Antebi

    “I see you enjoy hanging out at these political affairs.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “I might have beat Obama four years ago if I had a pair of those.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “With your body and my brains, we’ll be unbeatable in 2016.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “You know you can’t sue me for sexual harassment. I’ve got political immunity.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “You know, I’m very good at grasping the gravity of a situation.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Come a little closer…After all, this is a press conference.”

  • Those are nice, mind if I try them?

  • David James

    I see now that Hillery didnt just fall out of the ugly tree, it fell on top of her just before she got run over by the ugly freight train…

  • Vladtheimp

    If I had a pair like that, Monica would be just an intern.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.