Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

President Barack Obama hugs Donna Vanzant, the owner of North Point Marina, as he tours damage from Hurricane Sandy in Brigantine, N.J., Oct. 31, 2012. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Honey, if that’s who you’re looking to for help, you better cry.

  • jim_m

    I know you’re cold and hungry, but let me assure you that we are doing everything possible to make sure the NY City Marathon is OK.

  • 914

    “I’m sorry you’ve lost everything but I tee off at 7am so a fond adieu!!

  • RestlessLegs

    There there. Don’t let that big bad non-union person scare you.

  • RadiCalMan

    “If you think this is bad, just wait until you see what I can do with another four years!”

  • westcoastwiser

    Hustler in chief!

  • Joe_Miller

    My God, that chip on his shoulder is sure uncomfortable!

  • No, I don’t have any food for you, but I do have a stack of 20% off coupons for Nathan’s hotdogs….

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  • retired.military

    Woman “Mr President, I know you lost the election but there is one consolation”

    Obama “What is that?”

    Woman :”You will be the subject of a lot fewer wizbang captions contests.”

  • retired.military

    Obama “I’m POTUS and my administration is here to help ”

    Woman “I know, that is why I am crying”

  • retired.military

    Woman “How could this happen?”

    Obama “Ma’am we have it on a good authority that an antiMuslim video was responsible. We are doing our best to determine who is behind this heinous video and hold them accountable.”

  • parthos

    There, there, now, if you vote for me all this will be better…

  • john1v6

    I don’t know why it didn’t work, but we’ll try it again: Go in peace–your faith has made you well

  • Mario Delgado

    Text on teleprompter off to the side and not visibile in picture:

    I feel your pain.

  • westcoastwiser

    Come-on now, smile! You’re on candid camera!

  • Cary Antebi

    “Believe me, I know all about national disasters. I’ve been one, myself, for the last four years.”

  • It’s ok, you can have food stamps…

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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