Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners (including those for last week’s contest) will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Cary Antebi

    “Will somebody get me a bible. That’s my wife’s cook book”.

  • Cary Antebi

    “I now pronounce you man and wife, or something like that.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Okay, place your baby on the bible.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “You sure you want me to swear in front of the kids?”

  • Marvin

    What’s this old fart reading?

  • Marvin

    Hey, Mr VP, “your pant are unzipped.”

  • agentm0m

    Like Joe, I’m wearing diapers too!

  • agentm0m

    Dad’s spending my, and my grandchildren’s future, so, of course, I’ll swear!

  • agentm0m

    Dad, what’s that book, Biden wants you to swear on? You banned it from the house.

  • agentm0m

    High five, Dad!

  • agentm0m

    “I’ve got the instructions for Government Monopoly, right here. Who wants to be the shoe?” “ME!” “ME!”

  • http://wizbangblog.com Kevin

    Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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