Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner glances at his wife, Huma Abedin, as she speaks during a news conference at the Gay Men's Health Crisis headquarters, Tuesday, July 23, 2013, in New York. The former congressman says he's not dropping out of the New York City mayoral race in light of newly revealed explicit online correspondence with a young woman. (AP Photo/Kathy Willens)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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  • Paul Hooson

    Woman One: “I saw Weiner’s sext photos, but I don’t think he’s 12 inches like he claims!”

    Woman Two: “I agree…..Otherwise, it would be a foot!”

  • David F. Baskwill

    Huma: “In the Arab World, Weiner beats you.”

  • Weiner puts the Rockin’ Robin to shame.

  • David F. Baskwill

    That’s it! No more Huma’s for you.

  • Paul Hooson

    “Just when I thought that it was safe to go back on Twitter…”

  • fustian24

    Huma is known to be an enthusiastic Wiener Spitzer…

    • Paul Hooson

      Some girls prefer to sip, while some like to swallow….

  • Reporter: “Huma? What to you call date night at your house?”
    Huma: “Cocktail hour.”

  • Woeful whiner Weiner watches wounded wedded woman wield weapon of winning Wiccans, witches, wizards & warlocks with woodies, who write-in wrongdoers.


  • Cary Antebi

    The only mayor this Weiner can be is an Oscar Mayor Weiner.

  • David F. Baskwill

    After slightly less than 30 seconds of “preparation”, Huma is ready for the bright lights.

  • Scorpion

    While everyone was focused on Weiner for his “distractions”, all eyes suddenly turned to Huma for revealing that she was the one purloining Hillary’s pantsuits from her wardrobe, upstaging her husband and giving her rock star status to the American people.

  • 914

    Shlipdog snitchel for Mayor

  • westcoastwiser

    News Alert: It’s just coming over the wire that they met on Twitter!

  • Cary Antebi

    “I love my husband very much…but I love the Mercedes Benz he bought me to say this, even more.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “And if you believe that, I’ve got a bridge to sell you.”

  • Cary Antebi

    “Hillary Clinton told me to stick it out so I did. Unfortunately, so did my husband.”

    • Paul Hooson

      There’s some late but great material down here, like your’s Cary. I like your jokes…

  • Scorpion

    Guess which one said “I did not have sex with that woman”.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.