Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Last week’s and this week’s winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.

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If you like your health insurance you can keep your health insurance
  • Everyday in everyway it’s getting better and better….

  • Olsoljer

    What the hell? I don’t work for you people.

  • Joe_Miller

    Sarah Palin has nothing on me. I killed and skinned the dolphin myself. I made this jacket out of the skin. I used the teeth to make this necklace.

    What was the question again?

  • Paul Hooson

    The machines that control health care for more than 300 million Americans don’t work, but the machine that rains $100 in one dollar bills on strippers in my club works just fine….Go figure?

  • Paul Hooson

    Hey Lady! If this health care gig isn’t working out for you, then there’s an open pole at my club right now. Just saying….

  • DanMelson

    HHS Secretary Sibelius is confronted with the fact more Americans have signed up for a one way trip to Mars than have successfully registered for Obamacare

  • DanMelson

    Sebelius: “Well, the majority of people calling for me to resign I would say are people who I don’t work for”

    That is the goal, Ms. Sebelius, that is the goal

  • Paul Hooson

    “Wait a minute, that’s Olympia Dukakis!”

  • Retired military

    Reporter “What happened when you called the healthcare.gov website?”
    Sebelius “To be honest, I think I dialed the wrong number. I got a guy named George who said he was from South Carolina but I don’t think people in South Carolina speak with a Pakistani accent”

  • Retired military

    Sebelius imitating Hillary Clinton “So what if people cant sign up for healthcare for the next 9 months. What does it matter”

  • Retired military

    Sebelius “This is a govt program. We only spent a billion dollars and 3 years on the website. What did you expect?”

  • Retired military

    Selebuis “No I will not talk to Sean Hannity. I don’t want to get fired”

  • David King

    Under the Affordable Care Act, if your boobs hang down to here, you do not qualify for a mammogram.

  • “Last time I use Nancy Pelosi’s Botox guy!”

  • RadiCalMan

    “At this point what difference does it make?” (It worked good for Hillary)

  • RadiCalMan

    “It’s not my job to pick and choose who lives or dies or who gets Obamacare or not. My job is to make sure everyone gets equally screwed!”

  • Scorpion

    Don’t look at me like that! If Nancy didn’t know what was supposed to be in it, how in the hell are the tech people going to know what to put in it.

  • Rick Adams

    “No, the woman on the website is not Rachel from Cardholder Services. Next question.”

  • Retired military

    Sebeluis “look the fact that Michelle’s Princeton friend is a VP at CGI has absolutely nothing to do with them getting the $1 B no bid contract for building the website. Have you gone over your Tax records really good? You never know when you are going to get an audit”

  • RestlessLegs

    I’m a liberal. You expect my right hand to know what my left hand is doing?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sebelius avoids questions about the Obamacare website by giving an impromptu rendition of the vagina monologues.

  • Retired military

    Sebelius “We found the problem. One of the programmers voted for Romney”

  • Retired military

    Sebelius “The website will be fully functional by the end of Nov”
    Reporter “What year”

    Sebelius “Next question”

  • Retired military

    Reporter “what about the reports that the website are giving out wrong costs for plans?”
    Sebelius “Everyone will be given the correct cost of their plans”
    Sebelius thought bubble “right after the 2014 elections”

  • Retired military

    Need an excuse for not Healthcare.gov not working – There’s an app for that.

  • 914

    Typical white guilt!

  • 914

    The death panel sentencing is a feature, not a bug..

  • westcoastwiser

    I’m here today to announce that I will be a candidate for President in 2016. Hell, my screw-ups aren’t anywhere near as bad as Hillary’s..

  • “I thought Glenn Close underplayed me in “Fatal Attraction”.

  • westcoastwiser

    What? Who were you expecting, Jon Stewart?

  • Oysteria

    “If you like your privacy, …”

  • yetanotherjohn

    When the sound cut out during her speech, she referred the reporters to her printed transcript, which in turn noted the lack of audio to create a transcript and referred to the video which referred back to the transcript because of the lack of sound.

  • yetanotherjohn

    Sebelius makes an impassioned plea for a pearl necklace.

    • westcoastwiser

      She’s in the right place. Right there in front of Al Jazerra!

  • westcoastwiser

    Hey, I saw her on the boob tube. Does that make her a tube boob?

  • yetanotherjohn

    Good performance art does not mean good performance of your job.

  • Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.