Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton waits to be introduced before speaking about rural issues at the Des Moines Area Community College, Wednesday, Aug. 26, 2015, in Ankeny, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

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  • cathymv

    Hillary checking her pulse…. and then cackled to herself…. you have to have a heart to have a pulse!!

  • cathymv

    ——————off topic——- this caption contest seems to have me channeling my inner Hooson…..lol

  • Paul Hooson

    TALES FROM THE CREEP

  • Paul Hooson

    TALES FROM THE DARKSLIDE

  • Paul Hooson

    “I think Elvira’s getting too old, where it ain’t cool no more…”

  • Paul Hooson

    “Don’t look directly on the Medusa!”

  • Paul Hooson

    THE SHROUD OF TERRIBLE

  • Paul Hooson

    “…And. your little dog too!”

  • sarahconnor2

    Infirm of purpose!
    Give me the daggers. The sleeping and the dead
    Are but as pictures; ’tis the eye of childhood
    That fears a painted devil.

    Lady Macbeth
    Macbeth Act 2, scene 2, 45–52

  • sarahconnor2

    Quick, I need a bucket of water, STAT!

  • sarahconnor2

    That’s no moon.

  • 914

    Why yes Vlad.. That will do just fine!

  • Paul Hooson

    Thinly veiled lies….

  • The cake is a lie.

  • “Bring out your dead!”

  • Paul Hooson

    I thought they buried the body of Joan Rivers?

  • RestlessLegs

    I’m not coming out if Joe’s out there.

  • Scorpion

    Father. Do I really have to apologize to the Stephens family for saying it was a video for my penance?

  • Joe_Miller

    The curtain has to be closed more than that for us to stop screaming.

  • Rick Adams

    “One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

    In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.”

  • Joe_Miller

    The traditional garb for the surviving spouse is black, but what the hell…

  • Rick Adams

    “This isn’t even my FINAL form…!”

  • Bill’s Penis: “Jees… I hate it when he unzips right in front of her.”

  • yetanotherjohn

    Ding Dong the witch is dead.

  • yetanotherjohn

    It’s pretty black and white, she’s toast.

  • yetanotherjohn

    One trick of photography is to film the subject through gauze to lessen wrinkles.

  • LiberalNightmare

    The curtains are closing on Hillary’s political ambitions.

  • Rick Adams

    Don’t blink.

    Blink and you’re dead.

    Don’t turn your back.

    Don’t look away.

    And don’t blink.

    Good Luck.

  • Joe_Miller

    Hillary, what have you done with Kim and Kanye?

  • The unveiling of the prototype Terminator cyborg was all that Skynet could have hoped for!

  • Paul Hooson

    There was a police report that a woman’s body was recently stolen from a funeral home in San Antonio. So police checked this lead out, but were disappointed. Said a discouraged officer, “That’s not a woman…”

  • Scorpion

    FLOTUS? I knew you and Biden were up to something. What? Oh, I didn’t know you’ve been locked you in here for the last 2 months. Ya know, your ass still won’t fit into any of my pant suits.

  • Paul Hooson

    Thank goodness Jack Bruce isn’t alive to witness this….

  • RestlessLegs

    Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the only woman who doesn’t turn on Bill Clinton…

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    “Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows.”

  • Paul Hooson

    Cold as a witch’s tit….

  • Olsoljer

    “Turn Out The Lights, The Party’s Over”……….

  • Paul Hooson

    HILLARY’S EMAIL STORY BELIEVE IT OT NOT MUSEUM…

  • Paul Hooson

    WHEN THE MUSIC’S OVER, TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, TURN OUT THE LIGHTS….

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    “Wicked” isn’t in Kansas anymore.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    This is another joke, right Johnnie? Ed? Doc? Someone TALK to me!

  • sarahconnor2

    50 Shades of Dress Stains.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    Tales from the Crypt.

  • Jeffrey Ostermiller

    “Never open the door to a lesser evil, for other and greater ones invariably slink in after it.”

  • Glen

    “Voters, you can have genuine strong leadership or whatever is behind the curtain.”

  • Glen

    Not the least bit Hill-arious.

  • Rick Adams

    “Between the idea
    And the reality
    Between the motion
    And the act
    Falls the Shadow”