Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It’s Friday Thursday, which means it’s (early) time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Winners will be announced Monday morning.

EDIT: I put the wrong date in the scheduled post. It’s probably too late to take this down, so have at it! For the pedantic among you, after Thursday at noon EST it is actually Friday in Vietnam.

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