Last Week's Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

Last week's Weekend Caption Contest™ generated an impressively large number of entries. In many ways it was like a greatest hits album of caption contests allowing us to return to some old familiar themes. Thanks for the memories...

The assignment last week was to caption the following picture:

Crash landing : (AFP/Sergey Shakhidjanian)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (WildWillie) - "Congressman Patrick Kennedy calmly got out of the car, locked it, waved to the onlookers then proceeded to the subway train."

2) (Pretzel_Logic) - "How long will you be staying Mr. Kennedy?"

3) (OregonMuse) - "Hello, Car Talk...?"

Honorable Mention

4) (Justrand) - "If John McCain's presidential campaign were a car!"

5) (Timmer) - "Hey look, Billy Joel's back on tour."

6) (Nylda) - "It was either this or take the bridge."

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Rodney Dill) - "Damn, I hate teaching skateboarders how to drive."

The contest is (finally) closed. Winners for the current edition will be announced shortly, and a new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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