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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin

Published: October 12, 2007 - 2:31 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Hillary-Witch.jpg


Winners from last week as well as this week will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (164)

Why does this picture even ... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Jim Addison | October 12, 2007 3:18 AM | Score: 15 (19 votes cast)
Jim Addison:

Why does this picture even NEED a caption?

;-)

1. Posted by Jim Addison | October 12, 2007 3:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 15 (19 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:18

The wicked witch of the Wes... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by La Mano | October 12, 2007 3:29 AM | Score: 17 (17 votes cast)
La Mano:

The wicked witch of the West Wing.

2. Posted by La Mano | October 12, 2007 3:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 17 (17 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:29

Profile in scourage.... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by La Mano | October 12, 2007 3:33 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
La Mano:

Profile in scourage.

3. Posted by La Mano | October 12, 2007 3:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:33

Hillary adds "test pilot" t... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by La Mano | October 12, 2007 3:39 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
La Mano:

Hillary adds "test pilot" to her long list of credentials while celebrating her successful test flight on the latest O'Cedar model.

4. Posted by La Mano | October 12, 2007 3:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:39

I'll get your votes, my pre... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:49 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
John Irving:

I'll get your votes, my pretties, and your little dogs too

5. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:49

Roger, Madam President now ... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
John Irving:

Roger, Madam President now onboard the Nimbus 2000, callsign changing to Air Force One

6. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:51

Quick, where's a flying hou... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:52 AM | Score: 21 (21 votes cast)
John Irving:

Quick, where's a flying house when we need it?

7. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 21 (21 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:52

She turned Newt into a newt... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:55 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
John Irving:

She turned Newt into a newt!

He got better. . .


/last one, I promise

8. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:55

Whoops. . hung up there, s... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
John Irving:

Whoops. . hung up there, sorry about the double last post.

Ok, I'm done, really

9. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 3:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 03:57

"And Bill is the Tin Man, n... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by marc | October 12, 2007 4:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
marc:

"And Bill is the Tin Man, no heart you know."

10. Posted by marc | October 12, 2007 4:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 04:05

Durnit, cant. resist. one. ... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 4:13 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
John Irving:

Durnit, cant. resist. one. more.

"Coming Soon, to a White House near you! The Chronicles of Hillaria: The Liar, The Witch, and The Warmonger"

11. Posted by John Irving | October 12, 2007 4:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 04:13

All I can say is that when ... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by Candy | October 12, 2007 4:56 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Candy:

All I can say is that when I saw this photo on "Drudge", I said "Kevin is going to use that for the weekend caption contest"....

12. Posted by Candy | October 12, 2007 4:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 04:56

I'll get you my pretties an... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by Steve | October 12, 2007 5:37 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Steve:

I'll get you my pretties and all your Constitutional Liberties too!!! Eh heh heh heh heh

13. Posted by Steve | October 12, 2007 5:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 05:37

I'll get you my little Amer... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by Anthony | October 12, 2007 5:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Anthony:

I'll get you my little Americans; and your tax dollars too!

14. Posted by Anthony | October 12, 2007 5:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 05:58

The b/witch is back... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Allium | October 12, 2007 6:04 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Allium:

The b/witch is back

15. Posted by Allium | October 12, 2007 6:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:04

"... and I only have to cha... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 6:04 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"... and I only have to change one letter on my business card."

16. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 6:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:04

The first Womyn President</... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 6:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The first Womyn President

17. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 6:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:06

"Costume? What costume?"</p... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 6:13 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Costume? What costume?"

18. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 6:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:13

...And your little dog too!... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 12, 2007 6:13 AM | Score: -2 (4 votes cast)
Paul Hooson:

...And your little dog too!

19. Posted by Paul Hooson | October 12, 2007 6:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:13

"And now, my beauties, some... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 6:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think. Something with poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell."

20. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 6:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:15

Slytherin!... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by Stephen Macklin [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 12, 2007 6:51 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Slytherin!

21. Posted by Stephen Macklin [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 12, 2007 6:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:51

And poor Bill was hoping fo... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by JAT | October 12, 2007 6:54 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
JAT:

And poor Bill was hoping for the French Maid costume this Halloween.

22. Posted by JAT | October 12, 2007 6:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:54

I just had a terrible visio... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by JAT | October 12, 2007 6:55 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JAT:

I just had a terrible vision - flying low - and she was not wearing pants...my eyes!

23. Posted by JAT | October 12, 2007 6:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:55

If the hat fits, wear it.</... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by Tim | October 12, 2007 6:57 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
Tim:

If the hat fits, wear it.

24. Posted by Tim | October 12, 2007 6:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 06:57

"Take off what mask?"... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 7:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Take off what mask?"

25. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 7:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:19

Hillary explains how she ca... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by Falze | October 12, 2007 7:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

Hillary explains how she can propose taking more money from the rich to give 401k's to the poor and still be immune from charges of socialism - "Magic".

26. Posted by Falze | October 12, 2007 7:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:21

WIAPS - Witch in a Pant Sui... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

WIAPS - Witch in a Pant Suit

27. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:22

No...rhymes with witch!... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

No...rhymes with witch!

28. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:22

It takes a coven to raise a... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

It takes a coven to raise a child.

29. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:23

All your money belong to me... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by retired military | October 12, 2007 7:23 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

All your money belong to me.

30. Posted by retired military | October 12, 2007 7:23 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:23

Hillary's pulling out all t... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary's pulling out all the stops for the Salem vote.

31. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:25

"No the Hogwarts... I'm sav... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 7:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No the Hogwarts... I'm saving for Monica."

32. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 7:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:27

"Qualifications? ... Hahaha... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 7:28 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Qualifications? ... Hahahahahahahaha!!"

33. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 7:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:28

She's as cold as a witches ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by WildWillie | October 12, 2007 7:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
WildWillie:

She's as cold as a witches ___! ww

34. Posted by WildWillie | October 12, 2007 7:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:32

OK, Black may be your color... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 7:34 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

OK, Black may be your color, but it still makes your ass look fat.

35. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:34

Hillary's a broom ride away... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:36 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Hillary's a broom ride away from doing the full Dukakis.

36. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:36

i,ll get you my pretty,and ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by tj | October 12, 2007 7:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tj:

i,ll get you my pretty,and the dog toto too!

37. Posted by tj | October 12, 2007 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:37

The rumor is that Edwards w... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:41 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
fustian:

The rumor is that Edwards will be bringing a bucket of water to the next debate.

38. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:41

I thought I had seen a lot ... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:44 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

I thought I had seen a lot more flying monkeys around Washington.

39. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:44

Bill woke up the next day, ... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by retired military | October 12, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Bill woke up the next day, turned over, and realized that it wasnt just a bad dream after all.

40. Posted by retired military | October 12, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:45

She Who Must Not Be Named..... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:45 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

She Who Must Not Be Named...

41. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:45

Bill shows up on the show M... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by retired military | October 12, 2007 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

Bill shows up on the show Mythbusters with proof positive that not every piece of *ss is a good one.


-----------------------

We are going to take your candy for the good of everyone.

42. Posted by retired military | October 12, 2007 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:48

You don't want to be a Mugg... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:49 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

You don't want to be a Muggle if Hillary gets in.

43. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:49

In a stunning show of hubri... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by DaveD | October 12, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DaveD:

In a stunning show of hubris that took even her most rabid supporters by surprise, Hillary begins selecting her inauguration day outfit.

44. Posted by DaveD | October 12, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:53

The first witch that could ... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

The first witch that could perform the cruciatus curse just by smiling.

45. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:53

Hillary tries to live up to... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by retired military | October 12, 2007 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary tries to live up to her new theme song.
"True Colors"


---------------------------------

The democratic controlled congress tries to show that it finally means business when it says it wants to put honesty and integrity back into politics.

46. Posted by retired military | October 12, 2007 7:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:54

"I'll take this size hat, b... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by DaveD | October 12, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DaveD:

"I'll take this size hat, but make the broom a double wide".

47. Posted by DaveD | October 12, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:55

The last thing Vince Foster... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

The last thing Vince Foster heard was "Avada Kedavara".

48. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (3 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:55

<a href="http://www.bullwin... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by Bullwinkle | October 12, 2007 7:55 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bullwinkle:

This.

49. Posted by Bullwinkle | October 12, 2007 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:55

All trick, no treat.... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by DaveD | October 12, 2007 7:57 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DaveD:

All trick, no treat.

50. Posted by DaveD | October 12, 2007 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 07:57

Shrinkage.... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by VagaBond | October 12, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
VagaBond:

Shrinkage.

51. Posted by VagaBond | October 12, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:05

Pretty much anything that r... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 12, 2007 8:05 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Pretty much anything that rhymes with "itch" will do.

52. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 12, 2007 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:05

And Romney thought HIS reli... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

And Romney thought HIS religion was going to be an issue.

53. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:07

Hillary Clinton... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by Bluesharper | October 12, 2007 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Bluesharper:

Hillary Clinton

54. Posted by Bluesharper | October 12, 2007 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:07

Truth in advertising... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by Shelby | October 12, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Shelby:

Truth in advertising

55. Posted by Shelby | October 12, 2007 8:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:11

The Wicked Witch of the Sou... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by VagaBond | October 12, 2007 8:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
VagaBond:

The Wicked Witch of the South

56. Posted by VagaBond | October 12, 2007 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:12

Bill was copacetic about th... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 8:15 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Bill was copacetic about the whole thing until he found out SWMBO didn't stand for -- Sex With My Bitchin' Oldie

57. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 8:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:15

I can't quite put my finger... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something odd looking about Hillary's new hijab...

58. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 8:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:16

Double, double toil and tro... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 12, 2007 8:17 AM | Score: 7 (9 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Eye of Bush and hair of Newt;
From Iraq we'll make you scoot.

Confiscation for your good;
Health care for your neighborhood.

Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards The Final Solution.

59. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 12, 2007 8:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (9 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:17

I'll get your votes my pret... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by Nylda | October 12, 2007 8:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Nylda:

I'll get your votes my pretties and your little dogs' too.

60. Posted by Nylda | October 12, 2007 8:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:18

It must just be a costume b... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by guido | October 12, 2007 8:26 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
guido:

It must just be a costume because there is no way, NO WAY, that she weighs the same as a duck.

61. Posted by guido | October 12, 2007 8:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:26

RE-DEFEAT COMMUNISM!... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by BillyBob | October 12, 2007 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BillyBob:

RE-DEFEAT COMMUNISM!

62. Posted by BillyBob | October 12, 2007 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:27

Just in case the unthinkabl... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by guido | October 12, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Just in case the unthinkable happens, the Air Force is currently flight testing Air Broom One.

63. Posted by guido | October 12, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:28

I knew that cackle sounded ... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 12, 2007 8:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I knew that cackle sounded familiar.

64. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 12, 2007 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:28

Is America ready for a ging... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 12, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Is America ready for a gingerbread White House?

65. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 12, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:33

If Jim Addison doesn't win ... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by LCVRWC | October 12, 2007 8:33 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
LCVRWC:

If Jim Addison doesn't win this one, the Wizbang! Weekend Caption Contest can't be taken seriously anymore.

66. Posted by LCVRWC | October 12, 2007 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:33

Anxious to prove she's a go... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 12, 2007 8:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Anxious to prove she's a good sport about rumors spread through the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Hillary posed the week wearing a strap-on.

67. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 12, 2007 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:36

We are not amused. As soon-... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by Weegie | October 12, 2007 8:37 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Weegie:

We are not amused. As soon-to-be-Empress of America, We, Hillary the First, deign a crown as more suitable to Our position.

68. Posted by Weegie | October 12, 2007 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:37

Anxious to prove she's a go... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 12, 2007 8:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Anxious to prove she's a good sport about rumors spread through the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Hillary posed the following week wearing a strap-on.

Lousy grammar...

69. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | October 12, 2007 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:38

And we wonder why Bill's a ... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by smitch | October 12, 2007 8:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
smitch:

And we wonder why Bill's a womanizer....

70. Posted by smitch | October 12, 2007 8:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:40

Bill! My brooms stuck again... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by brainy435 | October 12, 2007 8:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
brainy435:

Bill! My brooms stuck again!

71. Posted by brainy435 | October 12, 2007 8:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:41

Where's Dorothy and her hou... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Mike | October 12, 2007 8:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mike:

Where's Dorothy and her house when you need her?"

72. Posted by Mike | October 12, 2007 8:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:47

"Hee hee hee ha ha! Going s... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by Craig | October 12, 2007 8:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"Hee hee hee ha ha! Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it! Why, my little party's just beginning!"

73. Posted by Craig | October 12, 2007 8:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:50

If the hat fits, ...... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by Spencer Gross | October 12, 2007 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spencer Gross:

If the hat fits, ...

74. Posted by Spencer Gross | October 12, 2007 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 08:53

have I got a place to put t... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by billburz | October 12, 2007 9:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
billburz:

have I got a place to put this point!!!

75. Posted by billburz | October 12, 2007 9:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:02

"and your little john... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 12, 2007 9:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

"and your little johnson too.."

76. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 12, 2007 9:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:08

#34 : Cold as a witches tit... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Mark | October 12, 2007 9:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark:

#34 : Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra...

77. Posted by Mark | October 12, 2007 9:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:21

It's YOUR time and YOUR dim... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by D.T. Miller | October 12, 2007 9:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
D.T. Miller:

It's YOUR time and YOUR dime that will disappear!

78. Posted by D.T. Miller | October 12, 2007 9:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:25

Fashion by Harpies 'R Us.</... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by D.T. Miller | October 12, 2007 9:28 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
D.T. Miller:

Fashion by Harpies 'R Us.

79. Posted by D.T. Miller | October 12, 2007 9:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:28

This is cute,but don't you ... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Rich | October 12, 2007 9:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rich:

This is cute,but don't you think the Darth Vader costume is much more fitting?

80. Posted by Rich | October 12, 2007 9:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:30

You found my magic hat! Wh... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by Joel | October 12, 2007 9:33 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Joel:

You found my magic hat! Where was it, Vietnam?

81. Posted by Joel | October 12, 2007 9:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:33

Healthcare? These things m... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by iurockhead | October 12, 2007 9:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
iurockhead:

Healthcare? These things must be done DEEEL-icately. Poppies.......

82. Posted by iurockhead | October 12, 2007 9:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:34

Nomination? Check.M... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Joel | October 12, 2007 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Joel:

Nomination? Check.
Magic powers? Check.

Now where did I put that spell for Bill's genital cuff?

83. Posted by Joel | October 12, 2007 9:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:35

Distracted by campaign cove... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by Don | October 12, 2007 9:46 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Don:

Distracted by campaign coverage, the MSM drops the ball and allows an unphotoshopped image of Hillary to hit the presses.

84. Posted by Don | October 12, 2007 9:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 09:46

Bitch is the new black... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by sentinel | October 12, 2007 10:02 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
sentinel:

Bitch is the new black

85. Posted by sentinel | October 12, 2007 10:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:02

"Hey, does anyone know a 'r... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by OregonMuse | October 12, 2007 10:09 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
OregonMuse:

"Hey, does anyone know a 'reverse cankles' spell?"

86. Posted by OregonMuse | October 12, 2007 10:09 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:09

The Treat Nazi... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 10:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

The Treat Nazi

87. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 10:11 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:11

WING OF BAT,BONE OF FISH,LI... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by Spurwing Plover | October 12, 2007 10:12 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Spurwing Plover:

WING OF BAT,BONE OF FISH,LIZARDS GIZARDS.AND GNUS WART,OWLS FEATHER,AND WIZARDS TWART,MOKEYS EYE,AND CATS HAIR,DOGS TOUGNE,AND PUS FROM STY. and DINNER TIME BILL

88. Posted by Spurwing Plover | October 12, 2007 10:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:12

"I'll get your office, and ... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Rick13 | October 12, 2007 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rick13:

"I'll get your office, and your little dog Barney too!"

89. Posted by Rick13 | October 12, 2007 10:18 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:18

"Me... a minion of Satan? H... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 10:33 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Me... a minion of Satan? Ha, thats a laugh... but I might let him be my veep."

90. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:33

"BWAHAHAhahahaha! And your ... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by mojo | October 12, 2007 10:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

"BWAHAHAhahahaha! And your little nest egg, too!"

91. Posted by mojo | October 12, 2007 10:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:34

I'm not a witch, I have the... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 12, 2007 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

I'm not a witch, I have the heart of a child......... dozens of them in fact.

92. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | October 12, 2007 10:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:35

Senator Clinton proposes he... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Eric Forhan | October 12, 2007 10:38 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Forhan:

Senator Clinton proposes her new plan of a car in every garage and a child in every pot.

93. Posted by Eric Forhan | October 12, 2007 10:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:38

Where is Hansel and Gretal ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 12, 2007 10:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
stan25[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Where is Hansel and Gretal to shove her into the oven?

94. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 12, 2007 10:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:58

Where is Dorthy and Toto wh... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 12, 2007 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
stan25[TypeKey Profile Page]:

Where is Dorthy and Toto when you need them?

95. Posted by stan25 [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 12, 2007 10:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 10:59

Jeff Blogworthy, good poem.... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Veeshir | October 12, 2007 11:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Veeshir:

Jeff Blogworthy, good poem.

My entry?

"Does this hat make me look evil?"

96. Posted by Veeshir | October 12, 2007 11:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:01

do dodoo dodoo do doooooo.... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 11:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

do dodoo dodoo do doooooo....what does She mean bring Me Dorothy?

97. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 11:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:12

Men in black!... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 11:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Men in black!

98. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 11:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:14

Senator Clinton discovers t... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by john1v6 | October 12, 2007 11:17 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
john1v6:

Senator Clinton discovers that her husband has hired an intern named Dorothy

99. Posted by john1v6 | October 12, 2007 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:17

The clothing is for everyda... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by john1v6 | October 12, 2007 11:19 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
john1v6:

The clothing is for everyday wear, but she saves the matching hat for special occasions.

100. Posted by john1v6 | October 12, 2007 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:19

You think this costume is s... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Val Prieto | October 12, 2007 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Val Prieto:

You think this costume is scary? You should see me naked.

101. Posted by Val Prieto | October 12, 2007 11:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:25

Hillary scare... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 11:42 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Hillary scare

102. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 11:42 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:42

Hillary Scare!... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 11:48 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Hillary Scare!

103. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 11:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:48

Quick! Somebody throw some ... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by Dodo David | October 12, 2007 11:50 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Quick! Somebody throw some water on her!

104. Posted by Dodo David | October 12, 2007 11:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 11:50

Just another poorly devised... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 12:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Just another poorly devised plan for Universal Health Scare

105. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 12:02

The Democrats will Endora!<... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by Deathlok | October 12, 2007 12:02 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Deathlok:

The Democrats will Endora!

106. Posted by Deathlok | October 12, 2007 12:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: -1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 12:02

"...and the material is sta... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Eric Forhan | October 12, 2007 12:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Eric Forhan:

"...and the material is stain proof!"

107. Posted by Eric Forhan | October 12, 2007 12:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 12:06

This truth the MSM will not... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by guido | October 12, 2007 12:08 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
guido:

This truth the MSM will not spread,
Hillary will get 100% of the votes of the dead!
Ding Dong, this wicked witch we dread!

108. Posted by guido | October 12, 2007 12:08 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 12:08

So my little Pretty. You th... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by Frank T. Villelli | October 12, 2007 12:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Frank T. Villelli:

So my little Pretty. You thinkI'm a witchdo you? You ain't seen nothing yet!

109. Posted by Frank T. Villelli | October 12, 2007 12:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 12:10

November 4, 2008 - "What... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 12, 2007 12:14 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Pretzel_Logic:

November 4, 2008 - "What a World, What a World, What a World.."

110. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | October 12, 2007 12:14 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 12:14

"Everybody thought the Wick... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 12, 2007 12:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Everybody thought the Wicked Witch of the South didn't exist...[insert evil cackle here]."

111. Posted by Tom Blogical | October 12, 2007 12:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 12:16

Hillary announces Doctor Bo... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by guido | October 12, 2007 12:17 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Hillary announces Doctor Bombay will be the new Surgeon General.

112. Posted by guido | October 12, 2007 12:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 12:17

"Sure... I can make an elep... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 1:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Sure... I can make an elephant fly."

113. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 1:00 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 13:00

"Tell me, why do witches bu... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by Giacomo | October 12, 2007 1:04 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Tell me, why do witches burn?"
...
...
..."because they're made of ... wood?"

114. Posted by Giacomo | October 12, 2007 1:04 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 13:04

"Throw 'er into the pond!!"... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by Giacomo | October 12, 2007 1:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Giacomo:

"Throw 'er into the pond!!"

115. Posted by Giacomo | October 12, 2007 1:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 13:05

Vote Hillary.Or sh... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 12, 2007 1:45 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

Vote Hillary.

Or she'll sic the flying monkeys on you!

116. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 12, 2007 1:45 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 13:45

Spell on the Nobel committe... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Timmer | October 12, 2007 1:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Spell on the Nobel committee? Whatever do you mean? Mwah ha, mwah ha, mwah hahahhaaaaa.

117. Posted by Timmer | October 12, 2007 1:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 13:49

got Satan?... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 12, 2007 1:56 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
DJ Drummond:

got Satan?

118. Posted by DJ Drummond | October 12, 2007 1:56 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 13:56

Veeshir,Thanks.</p... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Veeshir,

Thanks.

119. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | October 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 14:19

Beasts in black satin... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

Beasts in black satin

Never reaching young Men

Letters i've hidden

No whitewater again

Sandy has always been

A tried and true friend

The documents stolen

Will never be seen again

Cause I hate You yes I hate You ohhhh how I hate You


120. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 2:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 14:19

The Wicked Witch of the Lef... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by Joel S. Hirschhorn | October 12, 2007 2:23 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Joel S. Hirschhorn:

The Wicked Witch of the Left

121. Posted by Joel S. Hirschhorn | October 12, 2007 2:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 14:23

WICKED!... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by COgirl | October 12, 2007 2:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
COgirl:

WICKED!

122. Posted by COgirl | October 12, 2007 2:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 14:42

ASSHAT ... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 3:03 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

ASSHAT

123. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 3:03 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 15:03

...dressing in black did no... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by Jeff | October 12, 2007 3:06 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

...dressing in black did not make Hillary's thighs looks smaller, so now she is resorting to witchcraft...

124. Posted by Jeff | October 12, 2007 3:06 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 15:06

Hillary vows she will be th... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Jeff | October 12, 2007 3:10 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Hillary vows she will be the first Wiccan elected to the Presidency

125. Posted by Jeff | October 12, 2007 3:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 15:10

Shortly after this photo wa... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by itismedavid | October 12, 2007 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
itismedavid:

Shortly after this photo was taken the International Order of Witches Association (IOWA) sued Hillary Clinton for giving witches a bad name. Thusly, Hillary loses the Iowa vote.

126. Posted by itismedavid | October 12, 2007 3:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 15:19

Odd. I thought Hillary alre... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 3:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Odd. I thought Hillary already had the dead vote already wrapped up?

127. Posted by fustian | October 12, 2007 3:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 15:19

Okay, one more (stolen from... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Veeshir | October 12, 2007 3:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Veeshir:

Okay, one more (stolen from the movie Stay Tuned which, for John Ritter and Pam Dawber, is surprisingly dark and funny)

"Now that's funny, it knocked me off my hooves."

128. Posted by Veeshir | October 12, 2007 3:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 15:21

Let me take off my hat so I... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by kpu979 | October 12, 2007 3:23 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kpu979:

Let me take off my hat so I can continue to masquerade as a presidential contender.

129. Posted by kpu979 | October 12, 2007 3:23 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 15:23

Hillary promises that if sh... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by Jeff | October 12, 2007 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Hillary promises that if she is elected President, there will be a newt in every pot and a broom in every garage.

130. Posted by Jeff | October 12, 2007 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 15:48

Hillary channels Margare... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | October 12, 2007 7:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
alacrityfitzhugh:

Hillary channels Margaret Hamilton while Bill tries in vain to change the channel!

131. Posted by alacrityfitzhugh | October 12, 2007 7:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 19:26

cackle cackle cackle are Yo... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 7:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

cackle cackle cackle are You ready for some bitchcraft?

132. Posted by 914 | October 12, 2007 7:42 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 19:42

"My other hat is an ... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by LaMedusa | October 12, 2007 8:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

"My other hat is an iron mask!"

133. Posted by LaMedusa | October 12, 2007 8:59 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 20:59

Depth takes a holiday.... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by LaMedusa | October 12, 2007 9:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

Depth takes a holiday.

134. Posted by LaMedusa | October 12, 2007 9:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 21:10

The twisting mass reverts t... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by LaMedusa | October 12, 2007 9:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
LaMedusa:

The twisting mass reverts to its original form with just the right hat.

135. Posted by LaMedusa | October 12, 2007 9:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 21:19

Hillary, the new "Black... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by marc | October 12, 2007 9:41 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
marc:

Hillary, the new "Black" President, where Bill was the First Black President.

136. Posted by marc | October 12, 2007 9:41 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 21:41

"No, that is NOT a broom st... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by Spike | October 12, 2007 9:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"No, that is NOT a broom stick in my pocket. It's a tool I am going to use on the American people."

137. Posted by Spike | October 12, 2007 9:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 21:44

Hey Senator, you can find y... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Spike | October 12, 2007 9:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Hey Senator, you can find your broom at Fort Macy Park.

138. Posted by Spike | October 12, 2007 9:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 21:51

"No, No, its Xombies that w... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 9:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"No, No, its Xombies that want brains. I certainly don't want any brains."

139. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 9:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 21:58

"Due to stem cell research ... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 10:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Due to stem cell research I do have two eyebrows, they're prehensile, but still separate."

140. Posted by rodney dill | October 12, 2007 10:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 22:01

"By the pricking of my thum... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Porkopolis | October 12, 2007 10:27 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."

HT: Shakespeare's Macbeth

141. Posted by Porkopolis | October 12, 2007 10:27 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 22:27

Whitewatergate flashback:</... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by Porkopolis | October 12, 2007 10:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Whitewatergate flashback:

Hillary takes her lawyer's advice literally and keeps the Rose Law Firm billing records under her hat.

142. Posted by Porkopolis | October 12, 2007 10:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 22:46

With the reincarnation of t... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by Stan25 | October 12, 2007 10:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stan25:

With the reincarnation of the Wicked Witch of the West, the munchkins are once again put into serfdom.

"Where are my ruby red slippers?"

143. Posted by Stan25 | October 12, 2007 10:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 12, 2007 22:52

In the latest Supreme Court... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

In the latest Supreme Court assisted suicide case, Bill Clinton presents irrefutable proof that there are some things worse than death.

144. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 00:21

Placard in Wizbang.com Hall... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Placard in Wizbang.com Hall of Fame

"This photo won more awards than any before or since in the Wizbang.com Caption Contest. Awards recieved include

Best photo
Recieved the most entries
Entries recieved were the hardest to judge
Most entries entirely fitting of the photo
Best like by the judges
"

145. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 00:43

Hillary asserts that she is... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Hillary asserts that she is actually a witch that was born in Salen and absolutely denies accusations that she is merely sucking up to the pagan voting block.

146. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 00:45

"Play ball... oh wait wrong... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Play ball... oh wait wrong hat"

147. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 00:46

Bill CLinton was overheard ... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Bill CLinton was overheard to say "Hell if Hillary would have posed that way for me I would have never needed Monica"

148. Posted by retired military | October 13, 2007 12:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 00:54

Little do they know, this i... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by Ken | October 13, 2007 10:06 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ken:

Little do they know, this is not a costume (cackle, cackle).

149. Posted by Ken | October 13, 2007 10:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 10:06

(Alternate ending to Jeff B... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by rodney dill | October 13, 2007 10:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

(Alternate ending to Jeff Blogworthy's poem)

Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards The Final Solution.

Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards the Right's dissolution.

150. Posted by rodney dill | October 13, 2007 10:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 10:32

I'll get You My pretty's, a... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2007 10:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

I'll get You My pretty's, and lockbox Your little dog's too!

151. Posted by 914 | October 13, 2007 10:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 10:46

"Hand me my broom Bill, I'm... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by radio free fred | October 13, 2007 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
radio free fred:

"Hand me my broom Bill, I'm going to clean up Washington."

152. Posted by radio free fred | October 13, 2007 12:25 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 12:25

Evidence that Hillary has b... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by Porkopolis | October 13, 2007 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Porkopolis:

Evidence that Hillary has been planning a 'sweep' of the Democratic primaries for decades.

153. Posted by Porkopolis | October 13, 2007 12:44 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 12:44

Sorry, I have no caption fo... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by Vegas Vic | October 13, 2007 1:16 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Vegas Vic:

Sorry, I have no caption for this picture. The picture alone speaks volumes!

154. Posted by Vegas Vic | October 13, 2007 1:16 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 13:16

The Lollipop Guild could no... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by itismedavid | October 13, 2007 5:33 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
itismedavid:

The Lollipop Guild could not be reached for comment due to their fear of what HillaryCare will bring to Oz.

155. Posted by itismedavid | October 13, 2007 5:33 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 13, 2007 17:33

A picture is worth 1000 wor... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by Searchlight Crusade [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 14, 2007 1:03 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Searchlight Crusade[TypeKey Profile Page]:

A picture is worth 1000 words...

156. Posted by Searchlight Crusade [TypeKey Profile Page] | October 14, 2007 1:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 14, 2007 01:03

"Hey Ma, QUICK! Put out th... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 14, 2007 6:10 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Hey Ma, QUICK! Put out that "No Candy" sign before she get here!

157. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 14, 2007 6:10 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 14, 2007 06:10

BeWitched = Elizabeth Montg... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 14, 2007 6:14 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

BeWitched = Elizabeth Montgomery

BillWitched = Hillary Rodham

The classic good witch/bad witch dichotomy!

158. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 14, 2007 6:14 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 14, 2007 06:14

"Hey Ma, QUICK! Put out tha... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 14, 2007 6:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Hey Ma, QUICK! Put out that "No Candy" sign before she get's here! (Typo correction)

159. Posted by RadiCalMan | October 14, 2007 6:16 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 14, 2007 06:16

I have a great idea. We wi... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by retired military | October 14, 2007 11:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

I have a great idea. We will pay for my health care plan by taxing Halloween candy. It's for the children after all.

160. Posted by retired military | October 14, 2007 11:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 14, 2007 11:58

"The differences among us a... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by Mark | October 14, 2007 12:21 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark:

"The differences among us are minor. The differences between us and the Republicans are major. And I don't want anyone in America to be confused."

161. Posted by Mark | October 14, 2007 12:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on October 14, 2007 12:21

A new "W" coming to the Whi... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by Ank | October 15, 2007 4:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Ank:

A new "W" coming to the White House!

162. Posted by Ank | October 15, 2007 4:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 15, 2007 04:34

"Boil and bubble, toil and ... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by Craig | October 15, 2007 8:46 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Craig:

"Boil and bubble, toil and trouble, Bill, get here on the double."

163. Posted by Craig | October 15, 2007 8:46 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 15, 2007 20:46

Update: <a href="v"... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by Kevin | October 19, 2007 2:12 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin:

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

164. Posted by Kevin | October 19, 2007 2:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on October 19, 2007 02:12




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