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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

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Winners from last week as well as this week will be announced Monday morning.


Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.


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Comments (164)

Why does this picture even ... (Below threshold)

Why does this picture even NEED a caption?

;-)

The wicked witch of the Wes... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

The wicked witch of the West Wing.

Profile in scourage.... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Profile in scourage.

Hillary adds "test pilot" t... (Below threshold)
La Mano:

Hillary adds "test pilot" to her long list of credentials while celebrating her successful test flight on the latest O'Cedar model.

I'll get your votes, my pre... (Below threshold)
John Irving:

I'll get your votes, my pretties, and your little dogs too

Roger, Madam President now ... (Below threshold)
John Irving:

Roger, Madam President now onboard the Nimbus 2000, callsign changing to Air Force One

Quick, where's a flying hou... (Below threshold)
John Irving:

Quick, where's a flying house when we need it?

She turned Newt into a newt... (Below threshold)
John Irving:

She turned Newt into a newt!

He got better. . .


/last one, I promise

Whoops. . hung up there, s... (Below threshold)
John Irving:

Whoops. . hung up there, sorry about the double last post.

Ok, I'm done, really

"And Bill is the Tin Man, n... (Below threshold)
marc:

"And Bill is the Tin Man, no heart you know."

Durnit, cant. resist. one. ... (Below threshold)
John Irving:

Durnit, cant. resist. one. more.

"Coming Soon, to a White House near you! The Chronicles of Hillaria: The Liar, The Witch, and The Warmonger"

All I can say is that when ... (Below threshold)
Candy:

All I can say is that when I saw this photo on "Drudge", I said "Kevin is going to use that for the weekend caption contest"....

I'll get you my pretties an... (Below threshold)
Steve:

I'll get you my pretties and all your Constitutional Liberties too!!! Eh heh heh heh heh

I'll get you my little Amer... (Below threshold)
Anthony:

I'll get you my little Americans; and your tax dollars too!

The b/witch is back... (Below threshold)
Allium:

The b/witch is back

"... and I only have to cha... (Below threshold)

"... and I only have to change one letter on my business card."

The first Womyn President</... (Below threshold)

The first Womyn President

"Costume? What costume?"</p... (Below threshold)

"Costume? What costume?"

...And your little dog too!... (Below threshold)

...And your little dog too!

"And now, my beauties, some... (Below threshold)

"And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think. Something with poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell."

Slytherin!... (Below threshold)

Slytherin!

And poor Bill was hoping fo... (Below threshold)
JAT:

And poor Bill was hoping for the French Maid costume this Halloween.

I just had a terrible visio... (Below threshold)
JAT:

I just had a terrible vision - flying low - and she was not wearing pants...my eyes!

If the hat fits, wear it.</... (Below threshold)
Tim:

If the hat fits, wear it.

"Take off what mask?"... (Below threshold)

"Take off what mask?"

Hillary explains how she ca... (Below threshold)

Hillary explains how she can propose taking more money from the rich to give 401k's to the poor and still be immune from charges of socialism - "Magic".

WIAPS - Witch in a Pant Sui... (Below threshold)

WIAPS - Witch in a Pant Suit

No...rhymes with witch!... (Below threshold)

No...rhymes with witch!

It takes a coven to raise a... (Below threshold)

It takes a coven to raise a child.

All your money belong to me... (Below threshold)
retired military:

All your money belong to me.

Hillary's pulling out all t... (Below threshold)

Hillary's pulling out all the stops for the Salem vote.

"No the Hogwarts... I'm sav... (Below threshold)

"No the Hogwarts... I'm saving for Monica."

"Qualifications? ... Hahaha... (Below threshold)

"Qualifications? ... Hahahahahahahaha!!"

She's as cold as a witches ... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

She's as cold as a witches ___! ww

OK, Black may be your color... (Below threshold)

OK, Black may be your color, but it still makes your ass look fat.

Hillary's a broom ride away... (Below threshold)

Hillary's a broom ride away from doing the full Dukakis.

i,ll get you my pretty,and ... (Below threshold)
tj:

i,ll get you my pretty,and the dog toto too!

The rumor is that Edwards w... (Below threshold)

The rumor is that Edwards will be bringing a bucket of water to the next debate.

I thought I had seen a lot ... (Below threshold)

I thought I had seen a lot more flying monkeys around Washington.

Bill woke up the next day, ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill woke up the next day, turned over, and realized that it wasnt just a bad dream after all.

She Who Must Not Be Named..... (Below threshold)

She Who Must Not Be Named...

Bill shows up on the show M... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill shows up on the show Mythbusters with proof positive that not every piece of *ss is a good one.


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We are going to take your candy for the good of everyone.

You don't want to be a Mugg... (Below threshold)

You don't want to be a Muggle if Hillary gets in.

In a stunning show of hubri... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

In a stunning show of hubris that took even her most rabid supporters by surprise, Hillary begins selecting her inauguration day outfit.

The first witch that could ... (Below threshold)

The first witch that could perform the cruciatus curse just by smiling.

Hillary tries to live up to... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary tries to live up to her new theme song.
"True Colors"


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The democratic controlled congress tries to show that it finally means business when it says it wants to put honesty and integrity back into politics.

"I'll take this size hat, b... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"I'll take this size hat, but make the broom a double wide".

The last thing Vince Foster... (Below threshold)

The last thing Vince Foster heard was "Avada Kedavara".

<a href="http://www.bullwin... (Below threshold)
All trick, no treat.... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

All trick, no treat.

Shrinkage.... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

Shrinkage.

Pretty much anything that r... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Pretty much anything that rhymes with "itch" will do.

And Romney thought HIS reli... (Below threshold)

And Romney thought HIS religion was going to be an issue.

Hillary Clinton... (Below threshold)
Bluesharper:

Hillary Clinton

Truth in advertising... (Below threshold)

Truth in advertising

The Wicked Witch of the Sou... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

The Wicked Witch of the South

Bill was copacetic about th... (Below threshold)

Bill was copacetic about the whole thing until he found out SWMBO didn't stand for -- Sex With My Bitchin' Oldie

I can't quite put my finger... (Below threshold)

I can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something odd looking about Hillary's new hijab...

Double, double toil and tro... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Eye of Bush and hair of Newt;
From Iraq we'll make you scoot.

Confiscation for your good;
Health care for your neighborhood.

Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards The Final Solution.

I'll get your votes my pret... (Below threshold)
Nylda:

I'll get your votes my pretties and your little dogs' too.

It must just be a costume b... (Below threshold)
guido:

It must just be a costume because there is no way, NO WAY, that she weighs the same as a duck.

RE-DEFEAT COMMUNISM!... (Below threshold)
BillyBob:

RE-DEFEAT COMMUNISM!

Just in case the unthinkabl... (Below threshold)
guido:

Just in case the unthinkable happens, the Air Force is currently flight testing Air Broom One.

I knew that cackle sounded ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I knew that cackle sounded familiar.

Is America ready for a ging... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Is America ready for a gingerbread White House?

If Jim Addison doesn't win ... (Below threshold)
LCVRWC:

If Jim Addison doesn't win this one, the Wizbang! Weekend Caption Contest can't be taken seriously anymore.

Anxious to prove she's a go... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Anxious to prove she's a good sport about rumors spread through the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Hillary posed the week wearing a strap-on.

We are not amused. As soon-... (Below threshold)
Weegie:

We are not amused. As soon-to-be-Empress of America, We, Hillary the First, deign a crown as more suitable to Our position.

Anxious to prove she's a go... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Anxious to prove she's a good sport about rumors spread through the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, Hillary posed the following week wearing a strap-on.

Lousy grammar...

And we wonder why Bill's a ... (Below threshold)
smitch:

And we wonder why Bill's a womanizer....

Bill! My brooms stuck again... (Below threshold)
brainy435:

Bill! My brooms stuck again!

Where's Dorothy and her hou... (Below threshold)
Mike:

Where's Dorothy and her house when you need her?"

"Hee hee hee ha ha! Going s... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"Hee hee hee ha ha! Going so soon? I wouldn't hear of it! Why, my little party's just beginning!"

If the hat fits, ...... (Below threshold)
Spencer Gross:

If the hat fits, ...

have I got a place to put t... (Below threshold)
billburz:

have I got a place to put this point!!!

"and your little john... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

"and your little johnson too.."

#34 : Cold as a witches tit... (Below threshold)
Mark:

#34 : Cold as a witches tit in a brass bra...

It's YOUR time and YOUR dim... (Below threshold)
D.T. Miller:

It's YOUR time and YOUR dime that will disappear!

Fashion by Harpies 'R Us.</... (Below threshold)
D.T. Miller:

Fashion by Harpies 'R Us.

This is cute,but don't you ... (Below threshold)
Rich:

This is cute,but don't you think the Darth Vader costume is much more fitting?

You found my magic hat! Wh... (Below threshold)
Joel:

You found my magic hat! Where was it, Vietnam?

Healthcare? These things m... (Below threshold)
iurockhead:

Healthcare? These things must be done DEEEL-icately. Poppies.......

Nomination? Check.M... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Nomination? Check.
Magic powers? Check.

Now where did I put that spell for Bill's genital cuff?

Distracted by campaign cove... (Below threshold)
Don:

Distracted by campaign coverage, the MSM drops the ball and allows an unphotoshopped image of Hillary to hit the presses.

Bitch is the new black... (Below threshold)
sentinel:

Bitch is the new black

"Hey, does anyone know a 'r... (Below threshold)

"Hey, does anyone know a 'reverse cankles' spell?"

The Treat Nazi... (Below threshold)

The Treat Nazi

WING OF BAT,BONE OF FISH,LI... (Below threshold)
Spurwing Plover:

WING OF BAT,BONE OF FISH,LIZARDS GIZARDS.AND GNUS WART,OWLS FEATHER,AND WIZARDS TWART,MOKEYS EYE,AND CATS HAIR,DOGS TOUGNE,AND PUS FROM STY. and DINNER TIME BILL

"I'll get your office, and ... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"I'll get your office, and your little dog Barney too!"

"Me... a minion of Satan? H... (Below threshold)

"Me... a minion of Satan? Ha, thats a laugh... but I might let him be my veep."

"BWAHAHAhahahaha! And your ... (Below threshold)
mojo:

"BWAHAHAhahahaha! And your little nest egg, too!"

I'm not a witch, I have the... (Below threshold)
Lindy R. Dole:

I'm not a witch, I have the heart of a child......... dozens of them in fact.

Senator Clinton proposes he... (Below threshold)
Eric Forhan:

Senator Clinton proposes her new plan of a car in every garage and a child in every pot.

Where is Hansel and Gretal ... (Below threshold)
stan25 Author Profile Page:

Where is Hansel and Gretal to shove her into the oven?

Where is Dorthy and Toto wh... (Below threshold)
stan25 Author Profile Page:

Where is Dorthy and Toto when you need them?

Jeff Blogworthy, good poem.... (Below threshold)
Veeshir:

Jeff Blogworthy, good poem.

My entry?

"Does this hat make me look evil?"

do dodoo dodoo do doooooo.... (Below threshold)
914:

do dodoo dodoo do doooooo....what does She mean bring Me Dorothy?

Men in black!... (Below threshold)
914:

Men in black!

Senator Clinton discovers t... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

Senator Clinton discovers that her husband has hired an intern named Dorothy

The clothing is for everyda... (Below threshold)
john1v6:

The clothing is for everyday wear, but she saves the matching hat for special occasions.

You think this costume is s... (Below threshold)

You think this costume is scary? You should see me naked.

Hillary scare... (Below threshold)
914:

Hillary scare

Hillary Scare!... (Below threshold)
914:

Hillary Scare!

Quick! Somebody throw some ... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Quick! Somebody throw some water on her!

Just another poorly devised... (Below threshold)

Just another poorly devised plan for Universal Health Scare

The Democrats will Endora!<... (Below threshold)

The Democrats will Endora!

"...and the material is sta... (Below threshold)
Eric Forhan:

"...and the material is stain proof!"

This truth the MSM will not... (Below threshold)
guido:

This truth the MSM will not spread,
Hillary will get 100% of the votes of the dead!
Ding Dong, this wicked witch we dread!

So my little Pretty. You th... (Below threshold)

So my little Pretty. You thinkI'm a witchdo you? You ain't seen nothing yet!

November 4, 2008 - "What... (Below threshold)
Pretzel_Logic:

November 4, 2008 - "What a World, What a World, What a World.."

"Everybody thought the Wick... (Below threshold)

"Everybody thought the Wicked Witch of the South didn't exist...[insert evil cackle here]."

Hillary announces Doctor Bo... (Below threshold)
guido:

Hillary announces Doctor Bombay will be the new Surgeon General.

"Sure... I can make an elep... (Below threshold)

"Sure... I can make an elephant fly."

"Tell me, why do witches bu... (Below threshold)

"Tell me, why do witches burn?"
...
...
..."because they're made of ... wood?"

"Throw 'er into the pond!!"... (Below threshold)

"Throw 'er into the pond!!"

Vote Hillary.Or sh... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

Vote Hillary.

Or she'll sic the flying monkeys on you!

Spell on the Nobel committe... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

Spell on the Nobel committee? Whatever do you mean? Mwah ha, mwah ha, mwah hahahhaaaaa.

got Satan?... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

got Satan?

Veeshir,Thanks.</p... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Veeshir,

Thanks.

Beasts in black satin... (Below threshold)
914:

Beasts in black satin

Never reaching young Men

Letters i've hidden

No whitewater again

Sandy has always been

A tried and true friend

The documents stolen

Will never be seen again

Cause I hate You yes I hate You ohhhh how I hate You


The Wicked Witch of the Lef... (Below threshold)

The Wicked Witch of the Left

WICKED!... (Below threshold)
COgirl:

WICKED!

ASSHAT ... (Below threshold)
914:

ASSHAT

...dressing in black did no... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

...dressing in black did not make Hillary's thighs looks smaller, so now she is resorting to witchcraft...

Hillary vows she will be th... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Hillary vows she will be the first Wiccan elected to the Presidency

Shortly after this photo wa... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

Shortly after this photo was taken the International Order of Witches Association (IOWA) sued Hillary Clinton for giving witches a bad name. Thusly, Hillary loses the Iowa vote.

Odd. I thought Hillary alre... (Below threshold)

Odd. I thought Hillary already had the dead vote already wrapped up?

Okay, one more (stolen from... (Below threshold)
Veeshir:

Okay, one more (stolen from the movie Stay Tuned which, for John Ritter and Pam Dawber, is surprisingly dark and funny)

"Now that's funny, it knocked me off my hooves."

Let me take off my hat so I... (Below threshold)
kpu979:

Let me take off my hat so I can continue to masquerade as a presidential contender.

Hillary promises that if sh... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Hillary promises that if she is elected President, there will be a newt in every pot and a broom in every garage.

Hillary channels Margare... (Below threshold)
alacrityfitzhugh:

Hillary channels Margaret Hamilton while Bill tries in vain to change the channel!

cackle cackle cackle are Yo... (Below threshold)
914:

cackle cackle cackle are You ready for some bitchcraft?

"My other hat is an ... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

"My other hat is an iron mask!"

Depth takes a holiday.... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

Depth takes a holiday.

The twisting mass reverts t... (Below threshold)
LaMedusa:

The twisting mass reverts to its original form with just the right hat.

Hillary, the new "Black... (Below threshold)
marc:

Hillary, the new "Black" President, where Bill was the First Black President.

"No, that is NOT a broom st... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"No, that is NOT a broom stick in my pocket. It's a tool I am going to use on the American people."

Hey Senator, you can find y... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Hey Senator, you can find your broom at Fort Macy Park.

"No, No, its Xombies that w... (Below threshold)

"No, No, its Xombies that want brains. I certainly don't want any brains."

"Due to stem cell research ... (Below threshold)

"Due to stem cell research I do have two eyebrows, they're prehensile, but still separate."

"By the pricking of my thum... (Below threshold)

"By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes."

HT: Shakespeare's Macbeth

Whitewatergate flashback:</... (Below threshold)

Whitewatergate flashback:

Hillary takes her lawyer's advice literally and keeps the Rose Law Firm billing records under her hat.

With the reincarnation of t... (Below threshold)
Stan25:

With the reincarnation of the Wicked Witch of the West, the munchkins are once again put into serfdom.

"Where are my ruby red slippers?"

In the latest Supreme Court... (Below threshold)
retired military:

In the latest Supreme Court assisted suicide case, Bill Clinton presents irrefutable proof that there are some things worse than death.

Placard in Wizbang.com Hall... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Placard in Wizbang.com Hall of Fame

"This photo won more awards than any before or since in the Wizbang.com Caption Contest. Awards recieved include

Best photo
Recieved the most entries
Entries recieved were the hardest to judge
Most entries entirely fitting of the photo
Best like by the judges
"

Hillary asserts that she is... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Hillary asserts that she is actually a witch that was born in Salen and absolutely denies accusations that she is merely sucking up to the pagan voting block.

"Play ball... oh wait wrong... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Play ball... oh wait wrong hat"

Bill CLinton was overheard ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill CLinton was overheard to say "Hell if Hillary would have posed that way for me I would have never needed Monica"

Little do they know, this i... (Below threshold)
Ken:

Little do they know, this is not a costume (cackle, cackle).

(Alternate ending to Jeff B... (Below threshold)

(Alternate ending to Jeff Blogworthy's poem)

Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards The Final Solution.

Living breathing constitution;
Speeds us towards the Right's dissolution.

I'll get You My pretty's, a... (Below threshold)
914:

I'll get You My pretty's, and lockbox Your little dog's too!

"Hand me my broom Bill, I'm... (Below threshold)

"Hand me my broom Bill, I'm going to clean up Washington."

Evidence that Hillary has b... (Below threshold)

Evidence that Hillary has been planning a 'sweep' of the Democratic primaries for decades.

Sorry, I have no caption fo... (Below threshold)
Vegas Vic:

Sorry, I have no caption for this picture. The picture alone speaks volumes!

The Lollipop Guild could no... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

The Lollipop Guild could not be reached for comment due to their fear of what HillaryCare will bring to Oz.

A picture is worth 1000 wor... (Below threshold)

A picture is worth 1000 words...

"Hey Ma, QUICK! Put out th... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"Hey Ma, QUICK! Put out that "No Candy" sign before she get here!

BeWitched = Elizabeth Montg... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

BeWitched = Elizabeth Montgomery

BillWitched = Hillary Rodham

The classic good witch/bad witch dichotomy!

"Hey Ma, QUICK! Put out tha... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"Hey Ma, QUICK! Put out that "No Candy" sign before she get's here! (Typo correction)

I have a great idea. We wi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

I have a great idea. We will pay for my health care plan by taxing Halloween candy. It's for the children after all.

"The differences among us a... (Below threshold)
Mark:

"The differences among us are minor. The differences between us and the Republicans are major. And I don't want anyone in America to be confused."

A new "W" coming to the Whi... (Below threshold)
Ank:

A new "W" coming to the White House!

"Boil and bubble, toil and ... (Below threshold)
Craig:

"Boil and bubble, toil and trouble, Bill, get here on the double."

Update: <a href="v"... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Click on the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed. A new edition of the Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.




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