It’s Friday, which means it’s time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:
Photo via Denver Post
Winners will be announced Monday morning.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
“None of my prayers have been answered today…”.
“This is just God’s way of telling me…..I’m screwed”.
“Janis Joplin only asked God for a “Mercedes Benz” in that old song, and that didn’t out so well either….”.
Tim Tebow: “Oh, Jiminy Christmas! Oh, fudge! Oh, cheese’s price!”.
Observer in parking lot to another guy: “Wow, I’ve never seen him that angry and swearing so much!”.
J…E…T…SJ…I…P…P…E…DWhen you’re a Jet,
You’re a Jet all the way
From your first cigarette
To your last dyin’ day.
. . .
You’re never alone,
You’re never disconnected!
You’re home with your own:
When company’s expected,
You’re well protected!
Then you are set
With a capital J,
Which you’ll never forget
Till they cart you away.
When you’re a Jet,
You stay a Jet — except you.
The absolute most wonderful Wizbang Caption Ever Written, so beautiful that it’s mere sound makes all the angels want to sing it’s praises up in Heaven for all eternity, and even God himself says, “Gee, why didn’t I write that one?”.
Tebow thanks God he wasn’t traded to the Bears or Lions.
Tebow leaves the Jets under allegations of sexual harassment. He kept hugging the “John 3:16” sign guy in the end zone seats.
If that sign is made out of wood, he could potentially be charged with lumberjacking…
Don’t feel too bad for Tim. The guy’s so rich that his replica of “The Old Rugged Cross” at home has a very nice Oriental rug attached to it…
Is Tebow handling more than just footballs here?
Dang, I should have listened to Elway and those Boston dudes and converted to Islam, then I would have gotten a $10 million raise instead.
Tim Tebow felt sad. But, then he remembered that everyone has a bad day. Even Jesus had bad days. Everyone knows about The Stations Of The Cross. But, fewer people know about The Service Stations Of The Cross, where Jesus had to stop by a Chevron and ask for directions….
“Well, there’s always that good job down at the Chevy dealership…”.
I’ve been screwed and I”m still a virgin!
Tebow bows his head in thanks that he can now play in a state where you can buy something bigger than at 16 oz soda.
For Sale! One gently used Tebow. Versatile photogenic all-rounder. Leads team prayers on & off the field. No fighting/swearing. Oakland Raiders need not apply!
He can’t help me stay on a football team, but Jesus helps me stop traffic. Lord is this driver to take me to the Miami Dolphins!
Te Bow or not Te Bow. That is a meaningless question.
Not only did New York steal Tebow’s job, but also Tebow’s car.
Free! Free at last!
They said “If I don’t stop praying during the games, I’ll end up with Jimmy Hoffa”. Hmm, let’s see now. he should be…. just…. about…..here.
“Where is that quarter, I heard it hit somewhere.”
Depending on your opinion of Tebow captions range from.
“Not my will, but thine be done”
to
“Not thy will, but mine be done.”
What difference does it make?
The Immaculate Matriculation
“Darn, they cut me and replaced me with Charles Ramsey!”.
“So I was eating McDonald’s, and then this White girl runs to me for help. Man, you know that something’s wrong when a White girl runs to a Tebow for help. Man, I had barbecue with that guy next door. He played in a Salsa band…”.
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.