Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smash hit. There were good entries worth checking out from top to bottom. How could kangaroo farts not be funny?

The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

A kangaroo next to a waterhole in Australia. Australian scientists are trying to give kangaroo-style stomachs to cattle and sheep in a bid to cut the emission of greenhouse gases blamed for global warming, researchers say. (AFP/File/William West)

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Hamish) - "Dennis Kucinich was dismayed when he was informed that, according to Google, he was no longer the most famous flatulent marsupial in the world..."

2) (observer) - "You might as well take my stomach; we're running out of water anyway."

3) (Baron Von Ottomatic) - "Scientists later determined that converting kangaroos directly into ethanol was more economically feasible."

4) (Farmer Joe) - "I'm in ur globals... stoppin' the warmin'."

5) (Nylda) - "And my sh*t don't stink either, Mate!"

6) (Rodney Dill) - "(list in pouch)
save the cheerleader
~~save the world~~"

The Readers Choice Award this week went to Hamish's winning entry. The next highest rated entry was:

(Pretzel_Logic) - "Pull my finger."

That's all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (4)

Nice to know I still got it... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by Jay Tea | December 10, 2007 4:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Jay Tea:

Nice to know I still got it...

Now I gotta come up with a new pseudonym for these contests. Rest in peace, "Hamish."

Posted on December 10, 2007 04:17

Thanks Kevin.... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by rodney dill | December 10, 2007 8:11 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

rodney dill:

Thanks Kevin.

Posted on December 10, 2007 08:11

Fuzzy math?... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Pretzel_Logic | December 10, 2007 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Pretzel_Logic:

Fuzzy math?

Posted on December 10, 2007 08:25

Fix! Fix! Fix!( Ju... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by SPQR | December 10, 2007 7:07 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

SPQR:

Fix! Fix! Fix!

( Just kidding )

Posted on December 10, 2007 19:07

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