Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners (Wizbang)

This week's Weekend Caption Contest™ was another masterpiece. I really wish I knew something about the picture so I could give you a little background on it, but I suspect it's just one of those photos that's made the rounds over the years. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Rodney Dill) - "Michael Jackson was here... but he 'sploded."

2) (Porkopolis) - "Voice-over on fall campaign ad:

John McCain...because there's no substitute for adult supervision..."

3) (Tom Blogical) - "These are the pictures we took just before putting them up for adoption."

4) (Lindy R. Dole) - "You screwed up daddy... You trusted us."

5) (Joel) - "Jackson Pollock's grandchildren have a tad more leeway with their 'artistic expression' than do the majority of kids their age...."

6) (Dodo David ) - "Extreme Makeover: Pre-School Edition"

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Steve Gross) - "Typical white kids!"

That's it for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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Comments (5)

w00t!... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by rodney dill | May 12, 2008 6:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

rodney dill:

w00t!

Posted on May 12, 2008 06:05

Thanks!... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Tom Blogical | May 12, 2008 8:02 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Tom Blogical:

Thanks!

Posted on May 12, 2008 08:02

Well done, Rodney!... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Son Of The Godfather | May 12, 2008 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Son Of The Godfather:

Well done, Rodney!

Posted on May 12, 2008 10:08

Absolute riot, Mr. Dill!</p... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Peter F. | May 12, 2008 12:44 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Peter F.:

Absolute riot, Mr. Dill!

Posted on May 12, 2008 12:44

Thanks guys... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by rodney dill | May 12, 2008 2:56 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Thanks guys

Posted on May 12, 2008 14:56

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