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Comments (116)
Michelle - You go blackie!... (Below threshold)1. Posted by retired military | June 6, 2008 7:15 AM | Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Michelle - You go blackie!!!
1. Posted by retired military | June 6, 2008 7:15 AM |
Score: -4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:15
2. Posted by Spike | June 6, 2008 7:16 AM | Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Wright on!
2. Posted by Spike | June 6, 2008 7:16 AM |
Score: 9 (11 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:16
3. Posted by retired military | June 6, 2008 7:16 AM | Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Obama - You go girl.
3. Posted by retired military | June 6, 2008 7:16 AM |
Score: 0 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:16
4. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 26 (30 votes cast)
"Wonder Twin powers, activate!".
4. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: 26 (30 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:18
5. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 6, 2008 7:18 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Wonder Twin powers--activate!
Form of . . . a proud for the first time American!
Shape of . . . uh, ya know, Change that we, uh, can believe in!
5. Posted by Jim in Cleveland | June 6, 2008 7:18 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:18
6. Posted by infidel
| June 6, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
"One more election and we're president for life!"
6. Posted by infidel
| June 6, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:20
7. Posted by WildWillie | June 6, 2008 7:20 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
We got whitey! We got whitey! ww
7. Posted by WildWillie | June 6, 2008 7:20 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:20
8. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 7:21 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
I have a dream...
8. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 7:21 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:21
9. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:27 AM | Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Michelle has been using Voodoo to completely control Barack for three years now.
9. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:27 AM |
Score: -3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:27
10. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 7:29 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Michelle: "You offered Hillary that job, right?"
Obama: "Yup"
Michelle: "So when she's gettin' back with my latte?"
10. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 7:29 AM |
Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:29
11. Posted by Proof | June 6, 2008 7:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If that "Whitey" tape comes out, I'm gonna bump more than just your fist, Michelle!
11. Posted by Proof | June 6, 2008 7:30 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:30
12. Posted by Proof | June 6, 2008 7:31 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
This oddly sexless gesture is brought to you by Al and Tipper Gore, who overdid it slightly when he got the nomination!
12. Posted by Proof | June 6, 2008 7:31 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:31
13. Posted by Jumpinjoe | June 6, 2008 7:35 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Afraid that they will have to define their political positions to the general electorate, the Obama's have decided to seek the power of "shazam" to carry them to the presidency. So far the weak minded have bowed to their power.
13. Posted by Jumpinjoe | June 6, 2008 7:35 AM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:35
14. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Allahu akhbar!
14. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:36 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:36
15. Posted by GM CASSEL AMH1(AW) USN RET | June 6, 2008 7:36 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Stupid is as Stupid does. Sorry Forrest.
15. Posted by GM CASSEL AMH1(AW) USN RET | June 6, 2008 7:36 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:36
16. Posted by Nylda | June 6, 2008 7:38 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
... three potato four, we got the nod and Hill'ry's out the door.
16. Posted by Nylda | June 6, 2008 7:38 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:38
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:39 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
If that tape surfaces it's gonna be, "Bang, zoom, right to the moon!".
17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:39 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:39
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:42 AM | Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
See Honey, you really can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time!
18. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:42 AM |
Score: 10 (10 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:42
19. Posted by The Grumpy Old Bald Guy | June 6, 2008 7:43 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Who da Man?
YOU da MAN!
19. Posted by The Grumpy Old Bald Guy | June 6, 2008 7:43 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:43
20. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In a fair fight, I think Michelle takes him...
20. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:44
21. Posted by vader06 | June 6, 2008 7:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Are you wearing your secret decoder ring?
Yup, got right here.
Ok, well what does Marxist mean ?
21. Posted by vader06 | June 6, 2008 7:44 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:44
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:46 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Oh Michelle, just imagine the tingle the media will get up their legs when they see this.
22. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:46 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:46
23. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:48 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
And as First Lady, Michelle is expected to focus on childhood illiteracy and extracting reparations from white oppressors.
23. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:48 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:48
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Obama was later seen dry humping the one most responsible for getting him where he is today - his teleprompter.
24. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:50
25. Posted by the struggler | June 6, 2008 7:50 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Obama and Michael Jackson play "Rock, Paper,Scissors" before Obama's speech at Neverland
25. Posted by the struggler | June 6, 2008 7:50 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:50
26. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
I got your "running mate" right here baby.
26. Posted by fustian | June 6, 2008 7:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:54
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:58 AM | Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
The bag of nothin' meets the little ball of hate.
27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:58 AM |
Score: 5 (7 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:58
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:59 AM | Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
"White" House, my ass!
28. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 6, 2008 7:59 AM |
Score: 13 (15 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 07:59
29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 6, 2008 8:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"one, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war"
29. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 6, 2008 8:00 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:00
30. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
McCain: "I think we're gonna need a bigger vote."
30. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 8:01 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:01
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 6, 2008 8:03 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Barack thought bubble: "I hope nobody notices that Michelle's biceps are bigger than mine."
31. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 6, 2008 8:03 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:03
32. Posted by lisapope | June 6, 2008 8:07 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Don't judge me on the color of my skin, but on the dexterity of my digits!
32. Posted by lisapope | June 6, 2008 8:07 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:07
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 6, 2008 8:10 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Bring the chicken home to roost baby!
33. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 6, 2008 8:10 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:10
34. Posted by LifeTrek
| June 6, 2008 8:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hey, I had to get my hand stamped, did you have to get your hand stamped? I saw a white guy who didn't have a stamp on his hand and they even let a Mexican walk right past me without getting his hand stamped.
DKK
34. Posted by LifeTrek
| June 6, 2008 8:15 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:15
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 6, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Double dare. Pinkie swear. Hate whitey forever.
35. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 6, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:16
36. Posted by ed davis | June 6, 2008 8:16 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Hit the rock."
"No! Not THAT rock. THIS rock!"
36. Posted by ed davis | June 6, 2008 8:16 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:16
37. Posted by EL Rider | June 6, 2008 8:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rock, paper, scissors over taking out the trash.
37. Posted by EL Rider | June 6, 2008 8:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:21
38. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 6, 2008 8:22 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Um, Barry, dear, it only looks cool when your wrist isn't so limp...
38. Posted by SCSIwuzzy | June 6, 2008 8:22 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:22
39. Posted by guido | June 6, 2008 8:23 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Remember sweetie, keep the fist below the shoulders until November 5th. The Black Power salute might adversely affect the whitey vote.
39. Posted by guido | June 6, 2008 8:23 AM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:23
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2008 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michelle whispers: "I'm telling you fist-bump and tush-touch is way cooler than the stupid Gore-Tipper kiss from hell."
40. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 6, 2008 8:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:28
41. Posted by guido | June 6, 2008 8:32 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ah, this is not the fist bump that I've known all these years.....
41. Posted by guido | June 6, 2008 8:32 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:32
42. Posted by guido | June 6, 2008 8:35 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
ROCK - ROCK...quick, for the sake of freedom and liberty, somebody get some PAPER, real fast!
42. Posted by guido | June 6, 2008 8:35 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:35
43. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 6, 2008 8:50 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
One of these days, Michelle...
straight to the moon.
43. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 6, 2008 8:50 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 08:50
44. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 6, 2008 9:03 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
We smashed that cracker just like this...
44. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 6, 2008 9:03 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:03
45. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 9:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle: "...but if you try a chest bump with Oprah this fist is goin' where the sun don't ever shine."
45. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 9:19 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:19
46. Posted by Eric | June 6, 2008 9:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rock Paper Scissors to decide who gets to rename the White House.
46. Posted by Eric | June 6, 2008 9:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:20
47. Posted by moseby | June 6, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle: "Don't yooo eyeball me boy!!"
47. Posted by moseby | June 6, 2008 9:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:26
48. Posted by Eric | June 6, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Pound it out. Lock it down. Break the pickle. Tickle Tickle.
48. Posted by Eric | June 6, 2008 9:26 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:26
49. Posted by the struggler | June 6, 2008 9:26 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Black Panther secret handshake
49. Posted by the struggler | June 6, 2008 9:26 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:26
50. Posted by Eric | June 6, 2008 9:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
In another Fauxtography moment, Reuters cut out John McCain holding up the sign for Paper.
50. Posted by Eric | June 6, 2008 9:28 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:28
51. Posted by moseby | June 6, 2008 9:29 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Michelle: "My Senor Wences is better 'n yours."
Barrack: "No way pooky...mine's better..."
51. Posted by moseby | June 6, 2008 9:29 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:29
52. Posted by BlogDog | June 6, 2008 9:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
One
Two
Three
...
Damn! We both throw "rock" again!
52. Posted by BlogDog | June 6, 2008 9:31 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:31
53. Posted by scotty | June 6, 2008 9:33 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Commie twin powers activate
53. Posted by scotty | June 6, 2008 9:33 AM |
Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:33
54. Posted by Imhotep | June 6, 2008 9:34 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Whenever I see Michelle all I expect to hear out of her mouth is "I like shrimp! Shrimp cocktail, shrimp gumbo, fried shrimp, shrimp scampi, boiled shrimp, bar b que shrimp...all kinds of shrimp"
54. Posted by Imhotep | June 6, 2008 9:34 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:34
55. Posted by Tango | June 6, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Then came the forearm touch, the jumping chest-bump and the obligatory smack on the ass. Yes, it was official, ethnicity had entered the race.
55. Posted by Tango | June 6, 2008 9:37 AM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:37
56. Posted by epador | June 6, 2008 9:37 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
So Wright?
So Wright!
56. Posted by epador | June 6, 2008 9:37 AM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:37
57. Posted by BlogDog | June 6, 2008 9:52 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
(AP) Attractive mixed-race couple demonstrates the proper way to play "Barack, Paper, Scissors."
57. Posted by BlogDog | June 6, 2008 9:52 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 09:52
58. Posted by Joel | June 6, 2008 10:18 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Winner gets to call Hillary and go 'nyah, nyah!'"
58. Posted by Joel | June 6, 2008 10:18 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:18
59. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Put some meat on that chicken wing sweety!
59. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:21
60. Posted by Joel | June 6, 2008 10:21 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Barack thought bubble:
"Don't watch the hand...make eye contact...don't watch the hand...can't show fear...."
60. Posted by Joel | June 6, 2008 10:21 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:21
61. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 6, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Obama is taking the fall campaign just as seriously as he did his Senate responsibilities, as this photo from an intense sparring session shows
61. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 6, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: 3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:24
62. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
"Give our regard's to Resco."
62. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:24
63. Posted by Joel | June 6, 2008 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
(with all due respect to "Firefly", Joss Wheedon and Wash)
Barack thought bubble: "I just wish I weren't in love, MADLY in love, with a woman who can kill me with her pinky."
63. Posted by Joel | June 6, 2008 10:24 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:24
64. Posted by infidel
| June 6, 2008 10:29 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Teleprompter says turn to Michele,high five then wave.
64. Posted by infidel
| June 6, 2008 10:29 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:29
65. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 10:32 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Once You half black, You never go back..
65. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 10:32 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:32
66. Posted by john1v6 | June 6, 2008 10:41 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Okay, first one to say something good about America has to cook dinner.
You're on, chump
66. Posted by john1v6 | June 6, 2008 10:41 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:41
67. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 10:51 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honey, Louis was right..
67. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 10:51 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:51
68. Posted by Jeff | June 6, 2008 10:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
High yellow can't fist bump
68. Posted by Jeff | June 6, 2008 10:51 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:51
69. Posted by Piso Mojado | June 6, 2008 10:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
They are so screwed now!
69. Posted by Piso Mojado | June 6, 2008 10:52 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:52
70. Posted by _Mike_ | June 6, 2008 10:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
The Anointed One demonstrates he's familiar with the customs of his subjects.
70. Posted by _Mike_ | June 6, 2008 10:53 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:53
71. Posted by Jeff | June 6, 2008 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Snap ...
Word ...
We are so Green ...
No, Super Green ...
71. Posted by Jeff | June 6, 2008 10:54 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:54
72. Posted by GarandFan
| June 6, 2008 10:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Yo Daddy! You were right, people are stupid!
72. Posted by GarandFan
| June 6, 2008 10:58 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:58
73. Posted by Clay | June 6, 2008 10:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Awright now...Let's go get whitey.
73. Posted by Clay | June 6, 2008 10:59 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 10:59
74. Posted by Jeff | June 6, 2008 11:00 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Shake and Bake!
74. Posted by Jeff | June 6, 2008 11:00 AM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 11:00
75. Posted by BluesHarper | June 6, 2008 11:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Cheers! Here's to the invisible cool-aid everyone seems to be drinking.
75. Posted by BluesHarper | June 6, 2008 11:03 AM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 11:03
76. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 11:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"So who should be VP?"
"Kobe's open."
76. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 11:05 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 11:05
77. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 11:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wishbone!
77. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 11:08 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 11:08
78. Posted by Faith+1 | June 6, 2008 11:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Babe, if I had balls, they'd be bigger than yours."
78. Posted by Faith+1 | June 6, 2008 11:25 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 11:25
79. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 6, 2008 11:33 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
White fools! Wright tools! Obama rules will be happenin in the White House!
79. Posted by Vegas Vic | June 6, 2008 11:33 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 11:33
80. Posted by Esteban | June 6, 2008 11:56 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Barack - "Honey, you gonna wear that intern outfit I bought for you?"
Michelle - "You bet your sweet ass I will!"
Barack - "ALLLLRIGHT!!!!! Gigadee, Gigadee, GIG-A-DEE!"
80. Posted by Esteban | June 6, 2008 11:56 AM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 11:56
81. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2008 12:00 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
81. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2008 12:00 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 12:00
82. Posted by Esteban | June 6, 2008 12:01 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
As they claim victory over their brawl with the Clinton's in the back alley behind the Blue Oyster Bar, U.S. Senator Barack Obama (D-Illinois) reiterates to his wife rule # 1. "The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club."
82. Posted by Esteban | June 6, 2008 12:01 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 12:01
83. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2008 12:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Here's your invisible "whitey" tape..."
83. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2008 12:01 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 12:01
84. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 6, 2008 12:08 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Whodat Macchiavelli NOW?"
84. Posted by DJ Drummond | June 6, 2008 12:08 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 12:08
85. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 12:22 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Michelle: "Just so whomever you pick as VP understands, the Presidency is mine in 2017."
85. Posted by rodney dill | June 6, 2008 12:22 PM |
Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 12:22
86. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 6, 2008 12:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
In other news, Barack Obama today denied reports that he abused his wife, saying, "She hit me first."
86. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 6, 2008 12:25 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 12:25
87. Posted by Porkopolis | June 6, 2008 12:31 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Obama text message sent to Hillary after the rally:
87. Posted by Porkopolis | June 6, 2008 12:31 PM |
Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 12:31
88. Posted by Porkopolis | June 6, 2008 1:20 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle to Barack:
88. Posted by Porkopolis | June 6, 2008 1:20 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 13:20
89. Posted by brainy435 | June 6, 2008 1:51 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Ok... easy... just how we practiced it...
89. Posted by brainy435 | June 6, 2008 1:51 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 13:51
90. Posted by jhow66 | June 6, 2008 2:12 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Double yuck.
90. Posted by jhow66 | June 6, 2008 2:12 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 14:12
91. Posted by zipity | June 6, 2008 2:19 PM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
You takin' a swing a me biatch!! I'll knock that weave right off your head, fer shizzle....
91. Posted by zipity | June 6, 2008 2:19 PM |
Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 14:19
92. Posted by TJ | June 6, 2008 2:36 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Yeah! The Sheep are buying it!
92. Posted by TJ | June 6, 2008 2:36 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 14:36
93. Posted by Dan Melson | June 6, 2008 2:40 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
We have slain the Hillary Beast!
Cowabunga!
93. Posted by Dan Melson | June 6, 2008 2:40 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 14:40
94. Posted by RxCowboy | June 6, 2008 2:43 PM | Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
"No, my dick is really THIS big..."
94. Posted by RxCowboy | June 6, 2008 2:43 PM |
Score: -3 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 14:43
95. Posted by visnovsky | June 6, 2008 3:14 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
To Senator Obama, Dana417, and the rest of the True Color Democrats. I am a loyal but really mad Democrat who has 7 voting family members. We campaigned energetically for Senator Clinton, but now we want to do the same for Senator Obama, but calling us "You angry Dems who vote McCain are Morons" does not heal but promote Senator Obama's true colors of racism and division. My wife and I went down to our local Pierce County party headquarters two days ago and offered to help in anyway we could. WE WERE TURNED AWAY AND TOLD THAT THEY DIDN'T NEED ANY FORMER CLINTON HELP AND THEY TOOK OUR TELEPHONE NUMBER. I WATCHED THE LADY THROW OUR NUMBER IN THE TRASH! I experienced it because I was there! Is that the kind of healing that you Obama elitists want?
95. Posted by visnovsky | June 6, 2008 3:14 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 15:14
96. Posted by itismedavid | June 6, 2008 3:42 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
You step out on me like the last Dem. president did and you'll WISH you only had Hillary to worry about!
96. Posted by itismedavid | June 6, 2008 3:42 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 15:42
97. Posted by jschan | June 6, 2008 3:45 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Michelle: This time, Barry, I won't hit you so hard that you fall over, OK?
97. Posted by jschan | June 6, 2008 3:45 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 15:45
98. Posted by twolaneflash | June 6, 2008 3:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
This is what we got for America: Beat Down!
98. Posted by twolaneflash | June 6, 2008 3:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 15:58
99. Posted by twolaneflash | June 6, 2008 4:00 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Honky thumping!
99. Posted by twolaneflash | June 6, 2008 4:00 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 16:00
100. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 4:15 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
If the church dont fit, these racist's You must aquit.
100. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 4:15 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 16:15
101. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 4:22 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brown sugar vs. the Honky talk Woman
101. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 4:22 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 16:22
102. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 4:59 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Beat it!
Beat it!
Knowing that You wont repeat this
It does not matter who's wrong or wright
It matter's not that We fooled Mr. White
Just beat it!
Michael, so glad You could make it..
102. Posted by 914 | June 6, 2008 4:59 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 16:59
103. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2008 5:13 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Are you sure this is the "stealth black power" sign?
103. Posted by Korla Pundit | June 6, 2008 5:13 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 17:13
104. Posted by guido | June 6, 2008 5:24 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Rock'em Sock'em Moonbats
104. Posted by guido | June 6, 2008 5:24 PM |
Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 17:24
105. Posted by Rick13 | June 6, 2008 6:27 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sith we can believe in!
105. Posted by Rick13 | June 6, 2008 6:27 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 6, 2008 18:27
106. Posted by Cowboy Blob | June 7, 2008 1:51 AM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
The Super Fiends Wonder Twins touch knuckles and yell, "Wonder Twins powers - ACTIVATE! Form of a Racist Socialist Douche-bag!"
106. Posted by Cowboy Blob | June 7, 2008 1:51 AM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 7, 2008 01:51
107. Posted by jerseychris | June 7, 2008 10:20 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Clandestine photo taken of arcane rite at the Trinity Church of Get Whitey.
107. Posted by jerseychris | June 7, 2008 10:20 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 7, 2008 10:20
108. Posted by rodney dill | June 7, 2008 12:15 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Rick13 in #105 is dyslexic.
108. Posted by rodney dill | June 7, 2008 12:15 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 7, 2008 12:15
109. Posted by 914 | June 7, 2008 12:37 PM | Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
#105 simply a typo.. should have been "Shit We can believe in!"
109. Posted by 914 | June 7, 2008 12:37 PM |
Score: -1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 7, 2008 12:37
110. Posted by Peter F. | June 7, 2008 6:57 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Runs like a butterfly! Stings like...a butterfly.
110. Posted by Peter F. | June 7, 2008 6:57 PM |
Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Posted on June 7, 2008 18:57
111. Posted by Peter F. | June 7, 2008 6:57 PM | Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
"S'up nappy headed ho?"
111. Posted by Peter F. | June 7, 2008 6:57 PM |
Score: 1 (3 votes cast)
Posted on June 7, 2008 18:57
112. Posted by Peter F. | June 7, 2008 6:59 PM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
"Ow! Careful! That's my bowling hand."
112. Posted by Peter F. | June 7, 2008 6:59 PM |
Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Posted on June 7, 2008 18:59
113. Posted by lowmal | June 7, 2008 8:22 PM | Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
"Yo.. Gimme knuckles, biatch.."
113. Posted by lowmal | June 7, 2008 8:22 PM |
Score: -2 (2 votes cast)
Posted on June 7, 2008 20:22
114. Posted by ijosha | June 8, 2008 10:34 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Boxing Obamas
114. Posted by ijosha | June 8, 2008 10:34 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 8, 2008 22:34
115. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 8, 2008 11:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
"Explode the rock, Barak."
115. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 8, 2008 11:58 PM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 8, 2008 23:58
116. Posted by Kevin
| June 9, 2008 2:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.
116. Posted by Kevin
| June 9, 2008 2:36 AM |
Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Posted on June 9, 2008 02:36