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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Gov. Rod Blagojevich and President-elect Barack Obama


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.


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Just don't pull my finger.<... (Below threshold)
Darby:

Just don't pull my finger.

Obama Drama Ding Dong... (Below threshold)

Obama Drama Ding Dong

Hey Rod, how much do you th... (Below threshold)

Hey Rod, how much do you think we could get for the Presidency?

But Rod, I didn't serve out... (Below threshold)

But Rod, I didn't serve out the whole term. I'm getting money back, right?

Rod, I wish I knew how to q... (Below threshold)

Rod, I wish I knew how to quit you.

"Wait'll you hear what Fran... (Below threshold)

"Wait'll you hear what Franken was willing to pay...."

Pardon Moi... (Below threshold)

Pardon Moi

Obama: I have no idea who y... (Below threshold)
hermie:

Obama: I have no idea who you are.

Blago: You served in the Il Senate while I was Governor...You were at the signing ceremonies for all those bills you took other people's credit for..

Obama: Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

Blago: You were on my election and reelection committees..You campaigned for me.

Obama: Never heard of you.

Blago: Pictures don't lie Obama.

Obama: Who is the MSM going to believe...You, or me?

Blago: $%@#^&!

So you are telling me all I... (Below threshold)
Jim:

So you are telling me all I had to do was come up with cash the first time and that whole campaigning and lawyering up thing could have been avoided?

O: Ok whats it going to tak... (Below threshold)
KnightHawk:

O: Ok whats it going to take?

B: How about a pardon?

O: You really don't understand this politics stuff do you?


Blagoing going gone.... (Below threshold)

Blagoing going gone....

Barack, it looks like I'll ... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Barack, it looks like I'll be needing some character witnesses in an upcoming legal matter. Can I count on you?

Obama using his Sith Lord M... (Below threshold)
Cowtipper:

Obama using his Sith Lord Mind tricks.

Obama:"You have never met me"
Hot Rod: "I have never met you"

Obama "Who are you again?"<... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama "Who are you again?"

One is a corrupt Chicago po... (Below threshold)

One is a corrupt Chicago politician and the other is - Hey! One of these things is like the other!

Obama "I am telling you. I... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama "I am telling you. I did not have sex ...."

Obama "Why only a million? ... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama "Why only a million? Hell the UAW is asking for $25 Billion. If you are going to suceed in the democratic party you have think BIG".

"Let's avoid pictures . . .... (Below threshold)

"Let's avoid pictures . . .they took down Nixon with a blog caption contest."

Rueters Correction... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Rueters Correction

"Despite the accompanying photograph, this unbiased news organization feels obligated to concur with and both Senator Obama's and the Governor's recollection that not only have they never discussed Obama's replacement but in fact they have never even been in the same room together."

No, no, no, you misundersta... (Below threshold)
guido:

No, no, no, you misunderstand. When I said "F**k Obama" on that tape, I was speaking from the heart.......darling!

Biden"That is not ... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Biden

"That is not Obama you see in the picture. That is just another educated black man whom you see that actually looks like Obama in an obvious attempt by the governor to smear the President elect".

you sure we wont get in tro... (Below threshold)
1903A3:

you sure we wont get in trouble for this?

"You wanna be President? Pr... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"You wanna be President? President of what?"

"I wish my wife would talk ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"I wish my wife would talk like that once in a while"

These pretzels are making m... (Below threshold)
anticucho:

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

ABC NEWS "Jan 20th"<p... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

ABC NEWS "Jan 20th"

"President Obama announced in his inaugaral speech today that he wants to get past the politics of personal destruction and in the spirit of doing so has issued a pardon for Governer Blagojevich. In other news Nancy Pelosi has announced 117 seperate grand jury investigations and 547 subpoenas into Bush administration officials."


"what did you say?"<p... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"what did you say?"

"[email protected]&% You Barry"

"you wanna sell your seat? ... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"you wanna sell your seat? don't talk to me , go to boys town"

"for a million bucks I'll a... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"for a million bucks I'll appoint Harry Carry"

I have a bus with your name... (Below threshold)
guido:

I have a bus with your name on it.

"who are you again?"... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"who are you again?"

"Sarah Palin's hot, pass it... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"Sarah Palin's hot, pass it on"

Gotta smoke? No. You? No. $... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Gotta smoke? No. You? No. $%&#!

"Psssst, Rod, where did you... (Below threshold)
DaveD:

"Psssst, Rod, where did you get that neat Chicago Bears helmet?"

What do you mean we,... (Below threshold)
DJ Drummond:

What do you mean we, pale face?

Obama: You know, we are sit... (Below threshold)
JamesT:

Obama: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, you are going down.

Blago: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.

Dan Rather"President... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Dan Rather
"President elect Obama has never met the governor. These are the facts despite what proof there is to the contrary. You can't just go by things like this unsubstatiated photo. You don't know where it came from, who took it, or their motivations. We need real newsman on this story, newsman like myself who can analyze the nuances of world events and tell you what is going on despite your lying eyse."

"I can't believe it! It's l... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

"I can't believe it! It's like looking in a mirror!"

Obama "I am going to make y... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama "I am going to make you an offer you can't refuse"

"Barack, if you let your ha... (Below threshold)
Joe Miller:

"Barack, if you let your hair grow out it'll make your ears look smaller."

"Mayor! GOLDIE WILSON! I li... (Below threshold)
vader06:

"Mayor! GOLDIE WILSON! I likes the sound of that..."

And that's my final offer.<... (Below threshold)
chsw:

And that's my final offer.

chsw

"Dude, you've got to move c... (Below threshold)

"Dude, you've got to move closer if we're going to pull off this Naruto X Sasuke 'accidental first-kiss' thing."

Have we met?... (Below threshold)

Have we met?

First one to blink is a rot... (Below threshold)
Ronny Bass:

First one to blink is a rotten egg.

As their talks concluded, b... (Below threshold)

As their talks concluded, both men simultaneously said: "We never met...and I was never here"

Obama: "No, I won't sell yo... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Obama: "No, I won't sell you a presidential pardon. Who do you think I am, Bill Clinton?"

"It's like golden, ya know,... (Below threshold)
Tango:

"It's like golden, ya know, ahhhh, worth a lot of, mmmmmm, worth a lot to a lot of different people. You see what I'm saying? If something is worth a lot, if ahhhh, something has a lot of value, to a lot of different folks, then, mmmmm, it should, ahhh, be recognized for its, ahhh, value. Don't ya think?"

Get your hands off my money... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

Get your hands off my money!!!

Obama misspeaks to Illinois... (Below threshold)
smitch:

Obama misspeaks to Illinois Governor Blagojevich about his vacant senate seat. Move along, please..nothing to see here.

I like Festivus a lot bette... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

I like Festivus a lot better than Fitzmas.

$1.5 mill and season ticket... (Below threshold)
JAT:

$1.5 mill and season tickets to the Bulls - final offer...

"Ixnay on the iberybray"</p... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

"Ixnay on the iberybray"

"Othermay Uckerfay"

Chicagoland... you'll never... (Below threshold)

Chicagoland... you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

The precise moment the Fest... (Below threshold)

The precise moment the Festivus Airing of Grievances began.

One of these things is not ... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

One of these things is not all that different than the other, but benefited mightily from the soft bigotry of low expectations.

"You've got me by the WHAT,... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"You've got me by the WHAT, Helmet Head?

Obama: "OK. You blink fir... (Below threshold)
Joel:

Obama: "OK. You blink first and I was never here; I blink first and the pardon comes through on January 21."

You still owe me 200 g's fo... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You still owe me 200 g's for the birth certificate.

You want a million for my s... (Below threshold)
cstmbuild:

You want a million for my senators seat? Thats chump change, chump. I'm making more than that on what I'm charging the media to fly with The One...uummmmm...me!

After Obama pulled his butt... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

After Obama pulled his butterfly knife, and Blago flashed his straight razor, they realized that a meeting room at the Ramada Inn was not the place to settle this score....

No problem. I have a job wa... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

No problem. I have a job waiting at the UAW.

"It's like when you bought ... (Below threshold)
SideShowJane:

"It's like when you bought your house, but bigger."

Their eyes lock. The breath... (Below threshold)
MPR:

Their eyes lock. The breathing quickens. The prelude to the big kiss goodbye.

"You see you gots to evalua... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"You see you gots to evaluate your inventory. For example, you got doze Supreme Court Seats, doze tings are golden, golden I tell you.....

"You mean to tell me that y... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

"You mean to tell me that you gave that ball breaker Secretary of State for nothing?"

Barog, remember, we did not... (Below threshold)
WildWillie:

Barog, remember, we did not meet. Never. ww

"You know, someday we're go... (Below threshold)
Doc Rochester:

"You know, someday we're going to look back on all of this and laugh!"

Mirror, mirror.... (Below threshold)

Mirror, mirror.

"Huddle up! OK...you're no... (Below threshold)

"Huddle up! OK...you're not the Illinois governor I thought I knew...on two, on two...ready...break!"

Klaatu barada Blago... (Below threshold)

Klaatu barada Blago

Friday Night Fights present... (Below threshold)

Friday Night Fights presents...The One vs. The None...The Final Showdown.

Rod, what DO you use on you... (Below threshold)
itchytriggerfinger:

Rod, what DO you use on your hair...it's so soft, so managable, so helmety...

How the hell did you get a ... (Below threshold)
Ya Hump:

How the hell did you get a million dollars out of the SOB Jesse Jackson Jr. I been trying to shakedown that family for 6 years.

How the hell did you get a ... (Below threshold)
Ya Hump:

How the hell did you get a million dollars out of the SOB Jesse Jackson Jr? I been trying to shakedown that family for 6 years.

Blago: Wow, Obama, I can se... (Below threshold)
NM Alex:

Blago: Wow, Obama, I can sell your senate seat?! That's a wonderful Idea! Got any other good ideas?

"$500,000 and I get to pick... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"$500,000 and I get to pick my replacement, that's my last and final offer....oh, and we never met."

"Rod, is that a microphone ... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

"Rod, is that a microphone in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

It's nice to meet you ... G... (Below threshold)

It's nice to meet you ... Governor Balrog was it?

You jump in front of my bus... (Below threshold)
Son of a Pig and a Monkey:

You jump in front of my bus when you,
you know all the time that
Ninety miles an hour, Blago, is the speed I drive
You tell me it's alright, you don't mind a little pain
You say you just want me to take you for a ride

You're just like crosstown traffic
So hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I'm tryin' to get on the other side of town

I'm not the only soul who's accused of hit and run
Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you had your fun
But Blago can't you see my signals turn from green to red
And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead

You're just like crosstown traffic
So hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I got better things on the other side of town

Obama "You know there is ro... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Obama "You know there is room under the bus for you dont you"

Governor "But when I said "... (Below threshold)
retired miilitary:

Governor "But when I said "F*ck him" I was speaking in the metaphorical Bill Clintonesque biblical sort of way."

Did you just call me a Moth... (Below threshold)
Bigbugna:

Did you just call me a Motherf#*ker? Motherf#*ker!

"I request the cone of sile... (Below threshold)
CUS:

"I request the cone of silence."

Whatever it is we're talkin... (Below threshold)
LoadTheMule:

Whatever it is we're talking about, we are not talking about who's going to fill my senate seat. Got it?

"Blackmail buddies"... (Below threshold)
914:

"Blackmail buddies"

Hair Club For Men informati... (Below threshold)
radio:

Hair Club For Men information session (missing from photo is Delaware franchisee J. Biden; he's waiting in line for service at Katie's)

<a href="http://www.moviewa... (Below threshold)
hpb:

Audio caption(lifted from Johnny Dangerously).

Obama [for Johnny]: "I always woundered what happened to you."
Blagojevich [for Danny]: "Well I fulfilled a lot of peoples predictions about me. I've become a real scumbag."
Obama [for Johnny]: "Ah good for you Danny. You know a lot of people go there whole lives without ever realizing what they want to be."
Did you just fart?... (Below threshold)
Bigbugna:

Did you just fart?

Be sure you maintain this s... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Be sure you maintain this six inches of space so I can say we "had no contact."

I can't quit you...... (Below threshold)

I can't quit you...

Machine nothin, we're talki... (Below threshold)
Prairie:

Machine nothin, we're talkin steam rollin Chicago Style. Now bend over and enjoy the ride
Blago.

<a href="http://www.m... (Below threshold)
hpb:

One">http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=gog&media=MP3S&type=Movies&movie=Johnny_Dangerously"e=statemnt.txt&file=statemnt.mp3">One more audio caption, with Moronie for Blagojevich:

I would like to direct this to the destinguished members of the panel. You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargon rights. This som-on-a-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargon iceholes like yourselves. Thank you very much.

Obama: Is this seat taken?... (Below threshold)
Lou Bauman:

Obama: Is this seat taken?
Rod: How much are you willing to give me for it?

Statement from the Office o... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Statement from the Office of the President Elect

This is clearly a "PhotoShop Special". It is obvious that images of these two distant acquantances were cut and pasted together in this ridiculous fake to make it appear that they had met and worked together in a state government or on a campaign or something. The most glaring evidence is Blago's hair - it has clearly been digitally altered...I mean, nobody's hair actually looks like that, Am I right? C'mon! That hair is nuts...Crazy...

O + blagO = Oh-Oh!... (Below threshold)
jim2:

O + blagO = Oh-Oh!

Obama: "I did not have conv... (Below threshold)
SILVER BULLET:

Obama: "I did not have conversation with that man. We just sat there staring at each other!"

"what time you goin' to Jes... (Below threshold)
Pretzel Logic:

"what time you goin' to Jesse's house tonight?"

"I never had conversations ... (Below threshold)
_Mike_:

"I never had conversations with that man, Ms. Lewins...err Mr. Blagojevich".

We can get married in Massa... (Below threshold)

We can get married in Massachusetts and Connecticut, but not in Illinois and that's not fair!

OK. In exchange for naming ... (Below threshold)

OK. In exchange for naming my replacement I'll give you a Bulbasaur, a Parasec and an Vulpix, but not my Monferno.

Pull my finger.... (Below threshold)

Pull my finger.

Obama: I'm not looking at ... (Below threshold)

Obama: I'm not looking at the rug, I'm not looking at the rug. This is me, NOT looking at the rug. Christ, it makes Trump's hair look natural.

Obama: "You had me at 'hell... (Below threshold)

Obama: "You had me at 'hello', Blago!"

BlagObama... (Below threshold)
Eric:

BlagObama

One walks on water and the ... (Below threshold)
Eric:

One walks on water and the other stepped in a great big steaming pile of shit.

I'll see your Senate seat a... (Below threshold)

I'll see your Senate seat and raise you a Cabinet post.

"Bet you blink before I do.... (Below threshold)
spackledork:

"Bet you blink before I do."

Gollum and Sam Gamgee both ... (Below threshold)
Jody:

Gollum and Sam Gamgee both agreed that their "Precious" was worth at least a million dollars and that Candidate #5 was the right mother f*cker to sell it to.

"Hey Kid, are you lookin' a... (Below threshold)
Jewels:

"Hey Kid, are you lookin' at me? ARE YOU lookin' at me!"

Obama: "That's Mr. Presiden... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Obama: "That's Mr. President-elect Mother F***er to you".

Stare-way to Hell.... (Below threshold)
richfisher:

Stare-way to Hell.

So, don't believe me when I... (Below threshold)
richfisher:

So, don't believe me when I say "I taped it",....President motherf...er.

Whatever you do don'... (Below threshold)
richfisher:


Whatever you do don't look over there; but that's NOT a camera to my right is it?

Are you sure you didn't men... (Below threshold)
Jerry:

Are you sure you didn't mention my name?

A million.... (Below threshold)
richfisher:

A million.

ok, so, first one who blink... (Below threshold)
VagaBond:

ok, so, first one who blinks goes to jail.

I'd like to invite you to ... (Below threshold)
Syllabucks:

I'd like to invite you to join Grandma and the Rev under, er, ON my bus

Obama - "Did you have the m... (Below threshold)

Obama - "Did you have the meatless lasagna AND forget to flush the toilet?"

Blago - "No, did you?"

Blago to Obama:"Yo... (Below threshold)

Blago to Obama:

"Your wife just told me she could squeeze a cool million out of JJJ easier than you can make a layup."

Dude, it's like having a st... (Below threshold)
Chad:

Dude, it's like having a staring contest with your dog. You've got to try it sometime.

Empty suits.... (Below threshold)
CharlieDontSurf:

Empty suits.

Photographer Hillary Clinto... (Below threshold)
Lily:

Photographer Hillary Clinton's prize winning exhibit entitled "I have audio too so that is Secretary of State Clinton to YOU [email protected]#$%f'rs"

The Messiah utters not a wo... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

The Messiah utters not a word. His amazing telepathic abilities permit him to honestly state: "I haven't talked to the Governor."

The other dayamong t... (Below threshold)
Billll Author Profile Page:

The other day
among the chairs,
I met a man
who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish the press would go away.

A picture says a thousand w... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

A picture says a thousand words, the right picture costs a lot more.

BO: "No, I said 'Non, merci... (Below threshold)
Spike:

BO: "No, I said 'Non, merci' in Spanish".

Janus in the Bizarro world.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Janus in the Bizarro world.

"...where they will not be ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"...where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character."

BO to Blago: "It could use ... (Below threshold)
Spike:

BO to Blago: "It could use a pinch of salt."

"Hey, Obama, hey, how about... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"Hey, Obama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Look, it just depends on wh... (Below threshold)
iceman:

Look, it just depends on what the definition of 'motherfucker' is.

"Governor, I'm not comforta... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

"Governor, I'm not comfortable talking about this with all these camera's around."

"No problem, Barrack! I'll call you later!"

I'll take you down - No, I'... (Below threshold)
dnb:

I'll take you down - No, I'll take you down!

"You never count Your mo... (Below threshold)
914:

"You never count Your money

When Your sittin at the table

There'll be time enough for counting

When the dealings done"

But they're cousins,... (Below threshold)

But they're cousins,
Identical cousins, and you'll find
they laugh alike
they walk alike
at times they even talk alike
you could lose your mind
when cousins are two of a kind...

Obama - "My daughter is not... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

Obama - "My daughter is not for sale but I think you might give Palin a call."

Mr. Blagojevich is speec... (Below threshold)

Mr. Blagojevich is speechless while he considers his appointment of ambassador to Uzbekistan.

Leggo my Blago... (Below threshold)

Leggo my Blago

Blagojevich: You expect me ... (Below threshold)
Chris:

Blagojevich: You expect me to give away your Senate seat for a "thank you?" I don't f******* think so. I know the f****** cards I'm holding. You'll raise it an ambassadorship for the old "ball and chain" and a cabinet post for me, m*****f*****.

Obama: I do know the cards you think you're holding. No deal, sweetie. You're joining a long line of Democrat governors in the hoosegow.

Obama: Wait. Rahm promised ... (Below threshold)
Chris:

Obama: Wait. Rahm promised you what

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entry. The contest is now closed.




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