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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Cell Phone-Bosomed Paraguay Girl, Larissa Riquelme, Is The Star Of The World Cup So Far


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Luckiest cellphone EVER!!!<... (Below threshold)
jp:

Luckiest cellphone EVER!!!

A new way to be put on hold... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

A new way to be put on hold, especially for a video call.

G O O O O O O A A A A L L L... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

G O O O O O O A A A A L L L L ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Nothing but net.... (Below threshold)
Rodney:

Nothing but net.

Focus-Focus!... (Below threshold)
pibill:

Focus-Focus!

I think its for me..... (Below threshold)
tom51:

I think its for me..

It appears to be set on vib... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

It appears to be set on vibrate

I always keep my phone betw... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I always keep my phone between my Obamas.

Signal is lousy in the moun... (Below threshold)
Usful Ijit:

Signal is lousy in the mountains, but the view is unbelievable.

Nice pair of vuvuzelas!<br ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Nice pair of vuvuzelas!

"Can you hear me now?"... (Below threshold)

"Can you hear me now?"

Can you hear me now?<... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Can you hear me now?

Not really...

You oughta see where she ke... (Below threshold)
fustian:

You oughta see where she keeps her wallet!

Reach out, reach out and to... (Below threshold)
iwogisdead:

Reach out, reach out and touch someone.

The new iPhone 44G, with na... (Below threshold)

The new iPhone 44G, with natural leather carrying case.

There's an App for that. T... (Below threshold)
Rick13:

There's an App for that. Thank God!

Talk about my cup runneth o... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Talk about my cup runneth over...

Cell phone makes it to seco... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

Cell phone makes it to second base in soccer.

She was forced to put up $2... (Below threshold)
fustian:

She was forced to put up $20 billion in case those things spill...

Big deal, you should see ho... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Big deal, you should see how I carry a dozen doughnuts.

Vu-Vu-Zela!... (Below threshold)
guido:

Vu-Vu-Zela!

The only bigger boobs on th... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The only bigger boobs on this site are Lee Ward and Jim X

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retired military:

Tell it to the mountains

World D Cup... (Below threshold)
guido:

World D Cup

Joe Biden was watching this... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Joe Biden was watching this game and wondered why she didnt use a cellphone case.

Are these the World Cups ev... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Are these the World Cups everyones been talking about?

Is she with the ghost of He... (Below threshold)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Is she with the ghost of Hervé Villechaize?

Bill Clinton just had a wet... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Bill Clinton just had a wet dream.

The Notre Dame Fighting Iri... (Below threshold)
JPO:

The Notre Dame Fighting Irish mascot just got caught moonlighting.

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Jeff:

Now that's phone sex ...

The new Apple 4G Iphone vib... (Below threshold)
heckrules:

The new Apple 4G Iphone vibrate mode is simply amazing!

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Another distinct difference between Europe and America.

More evidence that soccer c... (Below threshold)
guido:

More evidence that soccer could be a success in this country....if, and only if, they'd figure out that the cameras must refocus away from talent on the field to the more interesting talent off of it.

you have... 23,453,679 new ... (Below threshold)
tomg51:

you have... 23,453,679 new messages...

Soccer MUST find away to cr... (Below threshold)
guido:

Soccer MUST find away to create more scoring so that we could see her jump up and down more than once every three games.

A hotter variation of butt ... (Below threshold)
FormerHostage:

A hotter variation of butt dialing.

Wow! I mean WOW! Just look ... (Below threshold)
guido:

Wow! I mean WOW! Just look at the intensity on that bearded guy's face.

Two Boobs and a cell phone ... (Below threshold)
geo Author Profile Page:

Two Boobs and a cell phone and for once I am not talking bout the zero and Biden.

"Bazingas!"... (Below threshold)
Tom Blogical:

"Bazingas!"

Does she realize that Al Go... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Does she realize that Al Gore is on the market again?

Paraguayan girl: My eyes ar... (Below threshold)
Jeff Medcalf:

Paraguayan girl: My eyes are up here, guys.

Guys: We've made our choice.

Spectator 1 "Look at that s... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Spectator 1 "Look at that set of boobs"

Spectator 2 "I didnt know that Obama and Biden went to the world cup"

Has anyone seen my cell pho... (Below threshold)
Vickie Aylward:

Has anyone seen my cell phone?! I usually keep it between my ass cheeks, but it's not there?!!

I'd like to Reach out and T... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'd like to Reach out and Touch Someone...

There were thousands of app... (Below threshold)
retired military:

There were thousands of applicants to be Ms Riquelme's personal assistant and answer her phone.

Si, se juegue!!!... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

Si, se juegue!!!

The guy on the left should ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

The guy on the left should be given a trophy that says "number 1 soccer fan"

"Is she really goin' out wi... (Below threshold)
Timmer:

"Is she really goin' out with him?"

Millions of soccer fans wer... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Millions of soccer fans were disappointed when they found out that Ms Riquelme's had no service.

"I've heard of butt-dialing... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I've heard of butt-dialing before...but this is new..."

"who motor-boats their cell... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"who motor-boats their cell phone...?"

Somewhere a phone company m... (Below threshold)
retired military:

Somewhere a phone company marketing executive is laying out commercials for the next 5 years.

"Can you hear me now?" "m... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Can you hear me now?" "mgfhhmmmgb..."

"my phone is set to vibrate... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"my phone is set to vibrate....call me...call me....CALL ME...!"

Brings a whole new meaning ... (Below threshold)
zipity:

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Contacts List"....

"I don't have a vuvuzela, b... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"I don't have a vuvuzela, but I'm pretty sure I can make a sound with those...."

Now my husband's sudden int... (Below threshold)
sarahconnor2:

Now my husband's sudden interest in soccer makes sense.

Rackberry.... (Below threshold)

Rackberry.

Erc Stratton, Rush Chairman... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Erc Stratton, Rush Chairman: "She's got a couple of FIFA yabos"!

Charlie Crist is headed to ... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Charlie Crist is headed to the World Cup to check for oil slicks.

Can anyone tell if that is ... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Can anyone tell if that is a new HTC Droid Incredible model ADR6300?

Does Tiger Woods know about... (Below threshold)
JAT0:

Does Tiger Woods know about soccer?

And here I used to think th... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

And here I used to think that IC stood for integrated circuit.

When someone said take a pi... (Below threshold)
retired military:

When someone said take a picture of the cell phone between the two boobs the photographer started looking around for Biden and Obama.

That beats coast to coast s... (Below threshold)
retired military:

That beats coast to coast service every time.

The world's most popular sp... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

The world's most popular sport!

Got milk?... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Got milk?

Our new candy bar phone mel... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Our new candy bar phone melts in your mouth but not in your hands.

I'd like to let my fingers ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'd like to let my fingers do the walking...

Nothing comes between me an... (Below threshold)
fustian:

Nothing comes between me and my iPhone.

Ya, it looks great, but rem... (Below threshold)
IowaRight:

Ya, it looks great, but remember she is a soccer freak. That means no hands, feet only...

Can you hear me now?<... (Below threshold)
Babyface:

Can you hear me now?

Who cares...

I'd multi-touch that...<br ... (Below threshold)
fustian:

I'd multi-touch that...

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!... (Below threshold)
retired military:

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!

Boldly going where no man h... (Below threshold)
paul schmidt:

Boldly going where no man has gone before....

Supplanting the Ipod Touch,... (Below threshold)
Wayne M:

Supplanting the Ipod Touch, the new Ipod Feel is gaining in popularity.

I got your Wizbang right he... (Below threshold)
Mark W:

I got your Wizbang right here buddy!

Sexting...... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Sexting...

Is that a Russian phone?<br... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

Is that a Russian phone?

WILSON!!!!... (Below threshold)
Jeff:

WILSON!!!!

That must be one hell of an... (Below threshold)
CDR M:

That must be one hell of an app to get that kind of response!

Either he's gay or soccer i... (Below threshold)

Either he's gay or soccer is WAY more exciting than we give it credit for.

I was just breast-dialed...... (Below threshold)
Mikey60:

I was just breast-dialed......

Hey Palin, look at these!</... (Below threshold)
David Spence:

Hey Palin, look at these!

iPhone carrying case, SOLD ... (Below threshold)
Imhotep:

iPhone carrying case, SOLD SEPARATELY!

4G's new motto. "T mobile ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

4G's new motto. "T mobile never had it so good"

Where's a cellphone when yo... (Below threshold)
GarandFan:

Where's a cellphone when you need one!

If soccer could haz cheerle... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

If soccer could haz cheerleaders...

"High Tech" meets "High Tou... (Below threshold)
Spike:

"High Tech" meets "High Touch".

What does every communicait... (Below threshold)
Spike:

What does every communicaitons technology company strive for? Killer paps..er, I mean, killer apps.

iPhone's vuvuzela app all t... (Below threshold)
twolaneflash:

iPhone's vuvuzela app all the rage at World Cup.

Handballs at a Football gam... (Below threshold)
Spike:

Handballs at a Football game.

If they score, it'll shoot.... (Below threshold)
Spike:

If they score, it'll shoot.

Nolo contendere! ¡Olé!<br ... (Below threshold)
Jer:

Nolo contendere! ¡Olé!

Text message: A.T.T.I.C.</p... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Text message: A.T.T.I.C.

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Spike:

Go BRAsil!

Taking text messaging to a ... (Below threshold)
BluesHarper:

Taking text messaging to a new level.

Does your cell phone do thi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Does your cell phone do this? Droid does.

You can tell she's been usi... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You can tell she's been using shake weights.

How's your cellphone cleava... (Below threshold)
Spike:

How's your cellphone cleavage? Er, ah, excuse me, coverage?

The cradle of civilization.... (Below threshold)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The cradle of civilization.

Its a good phone but the pl... (Below threshold)
jbw:

Its a good phone but the plan is killer, $100 an hour and $500 at night.

Apple's new iBoob. ... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

Apple's new iBoob. The first smart phone with a reverse touch screen.

breast.cell.phone.ever... (Below threshold)

breast.cell.phone.ever

MetroPCS - Our cell phones ... (Below threshold)

MetroPCS - Our cell phones have the breast reception.

Screw 4G Jobs just announce... (Below threshold)

Screw 4G Jobs just announced the 40D Handsfree cell phone.

Mega-communications company... (Below threshold)
Brad:

Mega-communications company AT&T trial balloons its ad campaign after dropping its ampersand for an "I"

The global positioning syst... (Below threshold)
Brad:

The global positioning system was designed for only one globe.

"Watson come here... I need... (Below threshold)

"Watson come here... I need you."

...and the Andres Cantor's ... (Below threshold)

...and the Andres Cantor's head exploded.

...and then Andres Cantor's... (Below threshold)

...and then Andres Cantor's head exploded.

(corrected)

"Plug that damn hole Barry!... (Below threshold)
914:

"Plug that damn hole Barry!"

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bigbugna:

Press one for English!!!

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914:

Yeah, tho I gaze at the valley of pleasure, I will feel no evil. My rod and staff comfort me. Something of this shall come. And I will dwell on this photo forever more.

"No comment needed" -- afte... (Below threshold)
TripAZ:

"No comment needed" -- after seeing the picture, we're all winners.

Ringa Dinga Ding Dong.... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Ringa Dinga Ding Dong.

Members of both teams have ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Members of both teams have already volunteered to answer the phone for her.

Soccer has suddenly become ... (Below threshold)
Maggie Mama:

Soccer has suddenly become more popular with American men.

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Lindy R. Dole:

What? What?!?

She definitely has the 'dro... (Below threshold)

She definitely has the 'droid I'm looking for.

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For a good time call 1300135

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Breaxt messaging

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Twitter's new competition is -- Titter

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More bars it more locations

Verizon claims that its cel... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Verizon claims that its cell phone service provides the most coverage.
Thankfully this woman doesn't have Verizon.

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Dodo David:

Suddenly, not having good cell phone coverage doesn't seem so bad.

In Soviet Russia phone reac... (Below threshold)

In Soviet Russia phone reaches out and touches you.

Who knew that a Paraguay-ma... (Below threshold)
Dodo David:

Who knew that a Paraguay-made cell phone came with such a great carrying case?

TelePhr0n... (Below threshold)

TelePhr0n

♬One... Cin... (Below threshold)


One... Cingular sensation...
every little text she makes.

In Paraguay, the KNOW how t... (Below threshold)
mojo:

In Paraguay, the KNOW how to build a cell-phone holster...

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Buckhunter:

The only water damage that is covered on this warranty is Mountain Dew

"Lucky, lucky, lucky cell p... (Below threshold)
zipity:

"Lucky, lucky, lucky cell phone......"

ATT CellPhone(pron... (Below threshold)

ATT CellPhone

(pronounced ATeaTy)

"Press 1 if you need to mak... (Below threshold)
Upset Old Guy:

"Press 1 if you need to make an appointment.

Press 2 if you wish to speak with a doctor.

Press 2 repeatedly if you need to....... just go ahead and press 2 repeatedly."

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Not Tony:

Is that Maura Tierney?

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I smell phish

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Upset Old Guy:

Exactly what score, or placing in the ranking do I need to achieve to be awarded the Booby Prize? I really want to know.

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Gives "calling circle" a whole new meaning!

Equipment malfunctions have... (Below threshold)

Equipment malfunctions have been rampant on the Deep Cleavage Horizon...
...just give us another six months!

"When you care enough to te... (Below threshold)
Jim Addison:

"When you care enough to text the very breast . . ."

Bbbpppppp.......Bbbpppppp..... (Below threshold)
the_puckhead:

Bbbpppppp.......Bbbpppppp.......Bbbpppppp.......Bbbpppppp.......

Leeeeeee,,,,Eat yo... (Below threshold)
914:

Leeeeeee,,,,

Eat your heart out!! Shes White!!!

World Cup holder... (Below threshold)
Vagabond:

World Cup holder

4g's new motto. "We are cl... (Below threshold)
retired military:

4g's new motto. "We are close to your heart"

There's gotta be an app for... (Below threshold)
Gmac:

There's gotta be an app for that somewhere.

"Son what do you want to be... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Son what do you want to be when you growing up?"

"A cellphone"

Exhibit A - Conservative wo... (Below threshold)
Tsar Nicholas II:

Exhibit A - Conservative women celebrating Obama being voted out of office.

Exhibit B - Helen Thomas in a negligee.

Make your choice.

Oops, I think an earthquake... (Below threshold)
Stephen H.:

Oops, I think an earthquake can't be far behind!!

Me: Those are some great ho... (Below threshold)

Me: Those are some great hooters.
Wife, from other room: You mean the vuvuzelas?
Me: No, I mean the ... Yes. Yes, those.

Is that one, two, or three ... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Is that one, two, or three IEDs hidden in the tank top?

The most veluptuous phone b... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

The most veluptuous phone booth in the world.

"Where's the App for that!"... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

"Where's the App for that!"

Where's Waldo?... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Where's Waldo?

ABBA performs "Mammory Mia"... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

ABBA performs "Mammory Mia" on stadium tour.

The first recorded iPhone 4... (Below threshold)

The first recorded iPhone 4Gasm.

"Yes, love. You could not b... (Below threshold)
Hodink:

"Yes, love. You could not be closer to my heart."

The phone sucks... (Below threshold)
Mac Lorry:

The phone sucks

You hang em' We ( mostly me... (Below threshold)
914:

You hang em' We ( mostly me ) bang em'

New iPhone app lets lactati... (Below threshold)
itismedavid:

New iPhone app lets lactating mothers breast feed remotely.

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ken:

i hope to hell your team wins and

two words: brandy chastain

Ever wonder why iPhones wer... (Below threshold)
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Ever wonder why iPhones were so sweet. Just watch one come off the production line.

I must have the wrong numbe... (Below threshold)
olsoljer:

I must have the wrong number, I was calling Silicon Valley......oh! wait!

And she stood, leaning out ... (Below threshold)
YJLAW:

And she stood, leaning out over the field, confident in her knowledge that no matter what, no player would violate the cardinal rule of the game, "no touching the balls with your hands."

Now we know why the new iPh... (Below threshold)
RadiCalMan:

Now we know why the new iPhone 4.0 has both front and back facing cameras!

Love the new IHOP ad......t... (Below threshold)
Sir Toby Belch:

Love the new IHOP ad......two pigs in a blanket
kept toasty with a Jon-E handwarmer. Mmmm...
mmmmm...mmmm!

To the disappointment of th... (Below threshold)
kenneyraisin:

To the disappointment of the 30,000 fans attending, Consuela's cell phone was not on vibrate.

This is going to take a lit... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

This is going to take a little while longer than normal. Winner later Monday...

Update: <... (Below threshold)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.




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