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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

Posted by Kevin
Published: June 18, 2010 - 7:00 AM

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:


Cell Phone-Bosomed Paraguay Girl, Larissa Riquelme, Is The Star Of The World Cup So Far


Winners will be announced Monday morning.

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

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Comments (169)

Luckiest cellphone EVER!!!<... (Below threshold)

1. Posted by jp | June 18, 2010 7:34 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
jp:

Luckiest cellphone EVER!!!

1. Posted by jp | June 18, 2010 7:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:34

A new way to be put on hold... (Below threshold)

2. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 18, 2010 7:37 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

A new way to be put on hold, especially for a video call.

2. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 18, 2010 7:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:37

G O O O O O O A A A A L L L... (Below threshold)

3. Posted by Rodney | June 18, 2010 7:38 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
Rodney:

G O O O O O O A A A A L L L L ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

3. Posted by Rodney | June 18, 2010 7:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:38

Nothing but net.... (Below threshold)

4. Posted by Rodney | June 18, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Rodney:

Nothing but net.

4. Posted by Rodney | June 18, 2010 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:39

Focus-Focus!... (Below threshold)

5. Posted by pibill | June 18, 2010 7:39 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
pibill:

Focus-Focus!

5. Posted by pibill | June 18, 2010 7:39 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:39

I think its for me..... (Below threshold)

6. Posted by tom51 | June 18, 2010 7:40 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
tom51:

I think its for me..

6. Posted by tom51 | June 18, 2010 7:40 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:40

It appears to be set on vib... (Below threshold)

7. Posted by tomg51 | June 18, 2010 7:43 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
tomg51:

It appears to be set on vibrate

7. Posted by tomg51 | June 18, 2010 7:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:43

I always keep my phone betw... (Below threshold)

8. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:45 AM | Score: 4 (6 votes cast)
fustian:

I always keep my phone between my Obamas.

8. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:45

Signal is lousy in the moun... (Below threshold)

9. Posted by Usful Ijit | June 18, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 27 (27 votes cast)
Usful Ijit:

Signal is lousy in the mountains, but the view is unbelievable.

9. Posted by Usful Ijit | June 18, 2010 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 27 (27 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:47

Nice pair of vuvuzelas!<br ... (Below threshold)

10. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:47 AM | Score: 8 (8 votes cast)
fustian:

Nice pair of vuvuzelas!

10. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (8 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:47

"Can you hear me now?"... (Below threshold)

11. Posted by dfbaskwill | June 18, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
dfbaskwill:

"Can you hear me now?"

11. Posted by dfbaskwill | June 18, 2010 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:48

Can you hear me now?<... (Below threshold)

12. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:48 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Can you hear me now?

Not really...

12. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:48 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:48

You oughta see where she ke... (Below threshold)

13. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:49 AM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
fustian:

You oughta see where she keeps her wallet!

13. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 5 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:49

Reach out, reach out and to... (Below threshold)

14. Posted by iwogisdead | June 18, 2010 7:50 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
iwogisdead:

Reach out, reach out and touch someone.

14. Posted by iwogisdead | June 18, 2010 7:50 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:50

The new iPhone 44G, with na... (Below threshold)

15. Posted by Val Prieto | June 18, 2010 7:51 AM | Score: 8 (10 votes cast)
Val Prieto:

The new iPhone 44G, with natural leather carrying case.

15. Posted by Val Prieto | June 18, 2010 7:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 8 (10 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:51

There's an App for that. T... (Below threshold)

16. Posted by Rick13 | June 18, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
Rick13:

There's an App for that. Thank God!

16. Posted by Rick13 | June 18, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:52

Talk about my cup runneth o... (Below threshold)

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 18, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Talk about my cup runneth over...

17. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 18, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:52

Cell phone makes it to seco... (Below threshold)

18. Posted by tomg51 | June 18, 2010 7:52 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
tomg51:

Cell phone makes it to second base in soccer.

18. Posted by tomg51 | June 18, 2010 7:52 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:52

She was forced to put up $2... (Below threshold)

19. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 7 (7 votes cast)
fustian:

She was forced to put up $20 billion in case those things spill...

19. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 7 (7 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:55

Big deal, you should see ho... (Below threshold)

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 18, 2010 7:55 AM | Score: 13 (13 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Big deal, you should see how I carry a dozen doughnuts.

20. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 18, 2010 7:55 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 13 (13 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:55

Vu-Vu-Zela!... (Below threshold)

21. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
guido:

Vu-Vu-Zela!

21. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:56

The only bigger boobs on th... (Below threshold)

22. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 7:56 AM | Score: 22 (22 votes cast)
retired military:

The only bigger boobs on this site are Lee Ward and Jim X

22. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 7:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 22 (22 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:56

Tell it to the mountains</p... (Below threshold)

23. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 7:57 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Tell it to the mountains

23. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 7:57 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:57

World D Cup... (Below threshold)

24. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 11 (11 votes cast)
guido:

World D Cup

24. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 11 (11 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:58

Joe Biden was watching this... (Below threshold)

25. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
retired military:

Joe Biden was watching this game and wondered why she didnt use a cellphone case.

25. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:58

Are these the World Cups ev... (Below threshold)

26. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:58 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
fustian:

Are these the World Cups everyones been talking about?

26. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 7:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:58

Is she with the ghost of He... (Below threshold)

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 18, 2010 7:59 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Baron Von Ottomatic:

Is she with the ghost of Hervé Villechaize?

27. Posted by Baron Von Ottomatic | June 18, 2010 7:59 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 07:59

Bill Clinton just had a wet... (Below threshold)

28. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:00 AM | Score: 1 (5 votes cast)
retired military:

Bill Clinton just had a wet dream.

28. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (5 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:00

The Notre Dame Fighting Iri... (Below threshold)

29. Posted by JPO | June 18, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
JPO:

The Notre Dame Fighting Irish mascot just got caught moonlighting.

29. Posted by JPO | June 18, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:01

Now that's phone sex ...</p... (Below threshold)

30. Posted by Jeff | June 18, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Now that's phone sex ...

30. Posted by Jeff | June 18, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:01

The new Apple 4G Iphone vib... (Below threshold)

31. Posted by heckrules | June 18, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
heckrules:

The new Apple 4G Iphone vibrate mode is simply amazing!

31. Posted by heckrules | June 18, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:01

Another distinct difference... (Below threshold)

32. Posted by Michael Laprarie | June 18, 2010 8:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Michael Laprarie:

Another distinct difference between Europe and America.

32. Posted by Michael Laprarie | June 18, 2010 8:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:01

More evidence that soccer c... (Below threshold)

33. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 8:02 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

More evidence that soccer could be a success in this country....if, and only if, they'd figure out that the cameras must refocus away from talent on the field to the more interesting talent off of it.

33. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 8:02 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:02

you have... 23,453,679 new ... (Below threshold)

34. Posted by tomg51 | June 18, 2010 8:03 AM | Score: 24 (24 votes cast)
tomg51:

you have... 23,453,679 new messages...

34. Posted by tomg51 | June 18, 2010 8:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 24 (24 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:03

Soccer MUST find away to cr... (Below threshold)

35. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 8:05 AM | Score: 6 (6 votes cast)
guido:

Soccer MUST find away to create more scoring so that we could see her jump up and down more than once every three games.

35. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 8:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 6 (6 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:05

A hotter variation of butt ... (Below threshold)

36. Posted by FormerHostage | June 18, 2010 8:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
FormerHostage:

A hotter variation of butt dialing.

36. Posted by FormerHostage | June 18, 2010 8:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:07

Wow! I mean WOW! Just look ... (Below threshold)

37. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 8:08 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
guido:

Wow! I mean WOW! Just look at the intensity on that bearded guy's face.

37. Posted by guido | June 18, 2010 8:08 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:08

Two Boobs and a cell phone ... (Below threshold)

38. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | June 18, 2010 8:12 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
geo Author Profile Page:

Two Boobs and a cell phone and for once I am not talking bout the zero and Biden.

38. Posted by geo Author Profile Page | June 18, 2010 8:12 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:12

"Bazingas!"... (Below threshold)

39. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 18, 2010 8:21 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tom Blogical:

"Bazingas!"

39. Posted by Tom Blogical | June 18, 2010 8:21 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:21

Does she realize that Al Go... (Below threshold)

40. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Does she realize that Al Gore is on the market again?

40. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:25

Paraguayan girl: My eyes ar... (Below threshold)

41. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 18, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Paraguayan girl: My eyes are up here, guys.

Guys: We've made our choice.

41. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 18, 2010 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:25

Spectator 1 "Look at that s... (Below threshold)

42. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:25 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Spectator 1 "Look at that set of boobs"

Spectator 2 "I didnt know that Obama and Biden went to the world cup"

42. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:25 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:25

Has anyone seen my cell pho... (Below threshold)

43. Posted by Vickie Aylward | June 18, 2010 8:27 AM | Score: 0 (2 votes cast)
Vickie Aylward:

Has anyone seen my cell phone?! I usually keep it between my ass cheeks, but it's not there?!!

43. Posted by Vickie Aylward | June 18, 2010 8:27 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:27

I'd like to Reach out and T... (Below threshold)

44. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 8:28 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

I'd like to Reach out and Touch Someone...

44. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 8:28 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:28

There were thousands of app... (Below threshold)

45. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:29 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

There were thousands of applicants to be Ms Riquelme's personal assistant and answer her phone.

45. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:29 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:29

Si, se juegue!!!... (Below threshold)

46. Posted by Timmer | June 18, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

Si, se juegue!!!

46. Posted by Timmer | June 18, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:31

The guy on the left should ... (Below threshold)

47. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
retired military:

The guy on the left should be given a trophy that says "number 1 soccer fan"

47. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:31

"Is she really goin' out wi... (Below threshold)

48. Posted by Timmer | June 18, 2010 8:31 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Timmer:

"Is she really goin' out with him?"

48. Posted by Timmer | June 18, 2010 8:31 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:31

Millions of soccer fans wer... (Below threshold)

49. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

Millions of soccer fans were disappointed when they found out that Ms Riquelme's had no service.

49. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:32

"I've heard of butt-dialing... (Below threshold)

50. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:

"I've heard of butt-dialing before...but this is new..."

50. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:32

"who motor-boats their cell... (Below threshold)

51. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:32 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:

"who motor-boats their cell phone...?"

51. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:32 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:32

Somewhere a phone company m... (Below threshold)

52. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
retired military:

Somewhere a phone company marketing executive is laying out commercials for the next 5 years.

52. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:33

"Can you hear me now?" "m... (Below threshold)

53. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:33 AM | Score: 4 (4 votes cast)
zipity:

"Can you hear me now?" "mgfhhmmmgb..."

53. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 4 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:33

"my phone is set to vibrate... (Below threshold)

54. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:34 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
zipity:

"my phone is set to vibrate....call me...call me....CALL ME...!"

54. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:34

Brings a whole new meaning ... (Below threshold)

55. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:36 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
zipity:

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Contacts List"....

55. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:36

"I don't have a vuvuzela, b... (Below threshold)

56. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:37 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
zipity:

"I don't have a vuvuzela, but I'm pretty sure I can make a sound with those...."

56. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 8:37 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:37

Now my husband's sudden int... (Below threshold)

57. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 18, 2010 8:38 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
sarahconnor2:

Now my husband's sudden interest in soccer makes sense.

57. Posted by sarahconnor2 | June 18, 2010 8:38 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:38

Rackberry.... (Below threshold)

58. Posted by Al Pennam | June 18, 2010 8:44 AM | Score: 12 (12 votes cast)
Al Pennam:

Rackberry.

58. Posted by Al Pennam | June 18, 2010 8:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 12 (12 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:44

Erc Stratton, Rush Chairman... (Below threshold)

59. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 8:45 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Erc Stratton, Rush Chairman: "She's got a couple of FIFA yabos"!

59. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 8:45 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:45

Charlie Crist is headed to ... (Below threshold)

60. Posted by JAT0 | June 18, 2010 8:46 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
JAT0:

Charlie Crist is headed to the World Cup to check for oil slicks.

60. Posted by JAT0 | June 18, 2010 8:46 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:46

Can anyone tell if that is ... (Below threshold)

61. Posted by JAT0 | June 18, 2010 8:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
JAT0:

Can anyone tell if that is a new HTC Droid Incredible model ADR6300?

61. Posted by JAT0 | June 18, 2010 8:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:49

Does Tiger Woods know about... (Below threshold)

62. Posted by JAT0 | June 18, 2010 8:51 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
JAT0:

Does Tiger Woods know about soccer?

62. Posted by JAT0 | June 18, 2010 8:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:51

And here I used to think th... (Below threshold)

63. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 18, 2010 8:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

And here I used to think that IC stood for integrated circuit.

63. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 18, 2010 8:53 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:53

When someone said take a pi... (Below threshold)

64. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:58 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

When someone said take a picture of the cell phone between the two boobs the photographer started looking around for Biden and Obama.

64. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 8:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 08:58

That beats coast to coast s... (Below threshold)

65. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 9:00 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

That beats coast to coast service every time.

65. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 9:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:00

The world's most popular sp... (Below threshold)

66. Posted by Mark W | June 18, 2010 9:01 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mark W:

The world's most popular sport!

66. Posted by Mark W | June 18, 2010 9:01 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:01

Got milk?... (Below threshold)

67. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:03 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
fustian:

Got milk?

67. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:03 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:03

Our new candy bar phone mel... (Below threshold)

68. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:04 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

Our new candy bar phone melts in your mouth but not in your hands.

68. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:04 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:04

I'd like to let my fingers ... (Below threshold)

69. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:05 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
fustian:

I'd like to let my fingers do the walking...

69. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:05 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:05

Nothing comes between me an... (Below threshold)

70. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:06 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
fustian:

Nothing comes between me and my iPhone.

70. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:06 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:06

Ya, it looks great, but rem... (Below threshold)

71. Posted by IowaRight | June 18, 2010 9:07 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
IowaRight:

Ya, it looks great, but remember she is a soccer freak. That means no hands, feet only...

71. Posted by IowaRight | June 18, 2010 9:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:07

Can you hear me now?<... (Below threshold)

72. Posted by Babyface | June 18, 2010 9:24 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
Babyface:

Can you hear me now?

Who cares...

72. Posted by Babyface | June 18, 2010 9:24 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:24

I'd multi-touch that...<br ... (Below threshold)

73. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:26 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
fustian:

I'd multi-touch that...

73. Posted by fustian | June 18, 2010 9:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:26

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!... (Below threshold)

74. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 9:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

SCORE!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted on June 18, 2010 09:27

Boldly going where no man h... (Below threshold)

75. Posted by paul schmidt | June 18, 2010 9:30 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
paul schmidt:

Boldly going where no man has gone before....

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Posted on June 18, 2010 09:30

Supplanting the Ipod Touch,... (Below threshold)

76. Posted by Wayne M | June 18, 2010 9:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Wayne M:

Supplanting the Ipod Touch, the new Ipod Feel is gaining in popularity.

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Posted on June 18, 2010 09:35

I got your Wizbang right he... (Below threshold)

77. Posted by Mark W | June 18, 2010 9:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mark W:

I got your Wizbang right here buddy!

77. Posted by Mark W | June 18, 2010 9:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:36

Sexting...... (Below threshold)

78. Posted by Jeff | June 18, 2010 9:40 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Sexting...

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Posted on June 18, 2010 09:40

Is that a Russian phone?<br... (Below threshold)

79. Posted by Jeff | June 18, 2010 9:46 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff:

Is that a Russian phone?

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Posted on June 18, 2010 09:46

WILSON!!!!... (Below threshold)

80. Posted by Jeff | June 18, 2010 9:51 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff:

WILSON!!!!

80. Posted by Jeff | June 18, 2010 9:51 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:51

That must be one hell of an... (Below threshold)

81. Posted by CDR M | June 18, 2010 9:53 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
CDR M:

That must be one hell of an app to get that kind of response!

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Posted on June 18, 2010 09:53

Either he's gay or soccer i... (Below threshold)

82. Posted by Falze | June 18, 2010 9:58 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Falze:

Either he's gay or soccer is WAY more exciting than we give it credit for.

82. Posted by Falze | June 18, 2010 9:58 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 09:58

I was just breast-dialed...... (Below threshold)

83. Posted by Mikey60 | June 18, 2010 10:07 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Mikey60:

I was just breast-dialed......

83. Posted by Mikey60 | June 18, 2010 10:07 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:07

Hey Palin, look at these!</... (Below threshold)

84. Posted by David Spence | June 18, 2010 10:08 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
David Spence:

Hey Palin, look at these!

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Posted on June 18, 2010 10:08

iPhone carrying case, SOLD ... (Below threshold)

85. Posted by Imhotep | June 18, 2010 10:15 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Imhotep:

iPhone carrying case, SOLD SEPARATELY!

85. Posted by Imhotep | June 18, 2010 10:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:15

4G's new motto. "T mobile ... (Below threshold)

86. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 10:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

4G's new motto. "T mobile never had it so good"

86. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 10:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:17

Where's a cellphone when yo... (Below threshold)

87. Posted by GarandFan | June 18, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
GarandFan:

Where's a cellphone when you need one!

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Posted on June 18, 2010 10:24

If soccer could haz cheerle... (Below threshold)

88. Posted by twolaneflash | June 18, 2010 10:24 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

If soccer could haz cheerleaders...

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Posted on June 18, 2010 10:24

"High Tech" meets "High Tou... (Below threshold)

89. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

"High Tech" meets "High Touch".

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Posted on June 18, 2010 10:26

What does every communicait... (Below threshold)

90. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:28 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

What does every communicaitons technology company strive for? Killer paps..er, I mean, killer apps.

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Posted on June 18, 2010 10:28

iPhone's vuvuzela app all t... (Below threshold)

91. Posted by twolaneflash | June 18, 2010 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
twolaneflash:

iPhone's vuvuzela app all the rage at World Cup.

91. Posted by twolaneflash | June 18, 2010 10:30 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:30

Handballs at a Football gam... (Below threshold)

92. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:30 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Handballs at a Football game.

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Posted on June 18, 2010 10:30

If they score, it'll shoot.... (Below threshold)

93. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:33 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

If they score, it'll shoot.

93. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:33 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:33

Nolo contendere! ¡Olé!<br ... (Below threshold)

94. Posted by Jer | June 18, 2010 10:35 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jer:

Nolo contendere! ¡Olé!

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Posted on June 18, 2010 10:35

Text message: A.T.T.I.C.</p... (Below threshold)

95. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 18, 2010 10:42 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Text message: A.T.T.I.C.

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Posted on June 18, 2010 10:42

Go BRAsil!... (Below threshold)

96. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:43 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

Go BRAsil!

96. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:43 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:43

Taking text messaging to a ... (Below threshold)

97. Posted by BluesHarper | June 18, 2010 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
BluesHarper:

Taking text messaging to a new level.

97. Posted by BluesHarper | June 18, 2010 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:44

Does your cell phone do thi... (Below threshold)

98. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 18, 2010 10:44 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

Does your cell phone do this? Droid does.

98. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 18, 2010 10:44 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:44

You can tell she's been usi... (Below threshold)

99. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 18, 2010 10:47 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

You can tell she's been using shake weights.

99. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 18, 2010 10:47 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:47

How's your cellphone cleava... (Below threshold)

100. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Spike:

How's your cellphone cleavage? Er, ah, excuse me, coverage?

100. Posted by Spike | June 18, 2010 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:54

The cradle of civilization.... (Below threshold)

101. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 18, 2010 10:54 AM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Blogworthy:

The cradle of civilization.

101. Posted by Jeff Blogworthy | June 18, 2010 10:54 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:54

Its a good phone but the pl... (Below threshold)

102. Posted by jbw | June 18, 2010 10:56 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
jbw:

Its a good phone but the plan is killer, $100 an hour and $500 at night.

102. Posted by jbw | June 18, 2010 10:56 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 10:56

Apple's new iBoob. ... (Below threshold)

103. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 18, 2010 11:00 AM | Score: 2 (4 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

Apple's new iBoob. The first smart phone with a reverse touch screen.

103. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 18, 2010 11:00 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (4 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:00

breast.cell.phone.ever... (Below threshold)

104. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:13 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

breast.cell.phone.ever

104. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:13 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:13

MetroPCS - Our cell phones ... (Below threshold)

105. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:15 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

MetroPCS - Our cell phones have the breast reception.

105. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:15 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:15

Screw 4G Jobs just announce... (Below threshold)

106. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:17 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Screw 4G Jobs just announced the 40D Handsfree cell phone.

106. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:17 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:17

Mega-communications company... (Below threshold)

107. Posted by Brad | June 18, 2010 11:19 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

Mega-communications company AT&T trial balloons its ad campaign after dropping its ampersand for an "I"

107. Posted by Brad | June 18, 2010 11:19 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:19

The global positioning syst... (Below threshold)

108. Posted by Brad | June 18, 2010 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Brad:

The global positioning system was designed for only one globe.

108. Posted by Brad | June 18, 2010 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:22

"Watson come here... I need... (Below threshold)

109. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:22 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

"Watson come here... I need you."

109. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:22 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:22

...and the Andres Cantor's ... (Below threshold)

110. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:26 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

...and the Andres Cantor's head exploded.

110. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:26 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:26

...and then Andres Cantor's... (Below threshold)

111. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 11:27 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

...and then Andres Cantor's head exploded.

(corrected)

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Posted on June 18, 2010 11:27

"Plug that damn hole Barry!... (Below threshold)

112. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2010 11:36 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

"Plug that damn hole Barry!"

112. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2010 11:36 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:36

Press one for English!!!</p... (Below threshold)

113. Posted by bigbugna | June 18, 2010 11:41 AM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
bigbugna:

Press one for English!!!

113. Posted by bigbugna | June 18, 2010 11:41 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 11:41

Yeah, tho I gaze at the val... (Below threshold)

114. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2010 12:09 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
914:

Yeah, tho I gaze at the valley of pleasure, I will feel no evil. My rod and staff comfort me. Something of this shall come. And I will dwell on this photo forever more.

114. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2010 12:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 12:09

"No comment needed" -- afte... (Below threshold)

115. Posted by TripAZ | June 18, 2010 12:24 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
TripAZ:

"No comment needed" -- after seeing the picture, we're all winners.

115. Posted by TripAZ | June 18, 2010 12:24 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 12:24

Ringa Dinga Ding Dong.... (Below threshold)

116. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 18, 2010 12:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Ringa Dinga Ding Dong.

116. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 18, 2010 12:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 12:49

Members of both teams have ... (Below threshold)

117. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 18, 2010 12:53 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Members of both teams have already volunteered to answer the phone for her.

117. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 18, 2010 12:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 12:53

Soccer has suddenly become ... (Below threshold)

118. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 18, 2010 12:54 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Maggie Mama:

Soccer has suddenly become more popular with American men.

118. Posted by Maggie Mama | June 18, 2010 12:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 12:54

What? What?!?... (Below threshold)

119. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 18, 2010 1:01 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Lindy R. Dole:

What? What?!?

119. Posted by Lindy R. Dole | June 18, 2010 1:01 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:01

She definitely has the 'dro... (Below threshold)

120. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

She definitely has the 'droid I'm looking for.

120. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:02

For a good time call 130013... (Below threshold)

121. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:07 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

For a good time call 1300135

121. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:07 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:07

Breaxt messaging... (Below threshold)

122. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:08 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Breaxt messaging

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Posted on June 18, 2010 13:08

Twitter's new competition i... (Below threshold)

123. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:10 PM | Score: 5 (5 votes cast)
rodney dill:

Twitter's new competition is -- Titter

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Posted on June 18, 2010 13:10

More bars it more locations... (Below threshold)

124. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:11 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

More bars it more locations

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Posted on June 18, 2010 13:11

Verizon claims that its cel... (Below threshold)

125. Posted by Dodo David | June 18, 2010 1:18 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Verizon claims that its cell phone service provides the most coverage.
Thankfully this woman doesn't have Verizon.

125. Posted by Dodo David | June 18, 2010 1:18 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:18

Suddenly, not having good c... (Below threshold)

126. Posted by Dodo David | June 18, 2010 1:21 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Suddenly, not having good cell phone coverage doesn't seem so bad.

126. Posted by Dodo David | June 18, 2010 1:21 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:21

In Soviet Russia phone reac... (Below threshold)

127. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:25 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

In Soviet Russia phone reaches out and touches you.

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Posted on June 18, 2010 13:25

Who knew that a Paraguay-ma... (Below threshold)

128. Posted by Dodo David | June 18, 2010 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dodo David:

Who knew that a Paraguay-made cell phone came with such a great carrying case?

128. Posted by Dodo David | June 18, 2010 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:26

TelePhr0n... (Below threshold)

129. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:26 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

TelePhr0n

129. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:26

♬One... Cin... (Below threshold)

130. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:31 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
rodney dill:

♬
One... Cingular sensation...
every little text she makes.
♬

130. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:31 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:31

In Paraguay, the KNOW how t... (Below threshold)

131. Posted by mojo | June 18, 2010 1:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
mojo:

In Paraguay, the KNOW how to build a cell-phone holster...

131. Posted by mojo | June 18, 2010 1:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:35

The only water damage that ... (Below threshold)

132. Posted by Buckhunter | June 18, 2010 1:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Buckhunter:

The only water damage that is covered on this warranty is Mountain Dew

132. Posted by Buckhunter | June 18, 2010 1:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:43

"Lucky, lucky, lucky cell p... (Below threshold)

133. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 1:52 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
zipity:

"Lucky, lucky, lucky cell phone......"

133. Posted by zipity | June 18, 2010 1:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:52

ATT CellPhone(pron... (Below threshold)

134. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:54 PM | Score: 3 (3 votes cast)
rodney dill:

ATT CellPhone

(pronounced ATeaTy)

134. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 1:54 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 3 (3 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:54

"Press 1 if you need to mak... (Below threshold)

135. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 18, 2010 1:58 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

"Press 1 if you need to make an appointment.

Press 2 if you wish to speak with a doctor.

Press 2 repeatedly if you need to....... just go ahead and press 2 repeatedly."

135. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 18, 2010 1:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 13:58

Is that Maura Tierney?... (Below threshold)

136. Posted by Not Tony | June 18, 2010 2:09 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Not Tony:

Is that Maura Tierney?

136. Posted by Not Tony | June 18, 2010 2:09 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 14:09

I smell phish... (Below threshold)

137. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 2:10 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
rodney dill:

I smell phish

137. Posted by rodney dill | June 18, 2010 2:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 14:10

Exactly what score, or plac... (Below threshold)

138. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 18, 2010 2:53 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Upset Old Guy:

Exactly what score, or placing in the ranking do I need to achieve to be awarded the Booby Prize? I really want to know.

138. Posted by Upset Old Guy | June 18, 2010 2:53 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 14:53

Gives "calling circle" a wh... (Below threshold)

139. Posted by proof | June 18, 2010 3:02 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
proof:

Gives "calling circle" a whole new meaning!

139. Posted by proof | June 18, 2010 3:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:02

Equipment malfunctions have... (Below threshold)

140. Posted by proof | June 18, 2010 3:05 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
proof:

Equipment malfunctions have been rampant on the Deep Cleavage Horizon...
...just give us another six months!

140. Posted by proof | June 18, 2010 3:05 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:05

"When you care enough to te... (Below threshold)

141. Posted by Jim Addison | June 18, 2010 3:11 PM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
Jim Addison:

"When you care enough to text the very breast . . ."

141. Posted by Jim Addison | June 18, 2010 3:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:11

Bbbpppppp.......Bbbpppppp..... (Below threshold)

142. Posted by the_puckhead | June 18, 2010 3:20 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
the_puckhead:

Bbbpppppp.......Bbbpppppp.......Bbbpppppp.......Bbbpppppp.......

142. Posted by the_puckhead | June 18, 2010 3:20 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:20

Leeeeeee,,,,Eat yo... (Below threshold)

143. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2010 3:30 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
914:

Leeeeeee,,,,

Eat your heart out!! Shes White!!!

143. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2010 3:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:30

World Cup holder... (Below threshold)

144. Posted by Vagabond | June 18, 2010 3:43 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Vagabond:

World Cup holder

144. Posted by Vagabond | June 18, 2010 3:43 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:43

4g's new motto. "We are cl... (Below threshold)

145. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 3:48 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

4g's new motto. "We are close to your heart"

145. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 3:48 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:48

There's gotta be an app for... (Below threshold)

146. Posted by Gmac | June 18, 2010 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Gmac:

There's gotta be an app for that somewhere.

146. Posted by Gmac | June 18, 2010 3:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:49

"Son what do you want to be... (Below threshold)

147. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 3:49 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
retired military:

"Son what do you want to be when you growing up?"

"A cellphone"

147. Posted by retired military | June 18, 2010 3:49 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 15:49

Exhibit A - Conservative wo... (Below threshold)

148. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | June 18, 2010 4:12 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Tsar Nicholas II:

Exhibit A - Conservative women celebrating Obama being voted out of office.

Exhibit B - Helen Thomas in a negligee.

Make your choice.

148. Posted by Tsar Nicholas II | June 18, 2010 4:12 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 16:12

Oops, I think an earthquake... (Below threshold)

149. Posted by Stephen H. | June 18, 2010 4:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Stephen H.:

Oops, I think an earthquake can't be far behind!!

149. Posted by Stephen H. | June 18, 2010 4:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 16:51

Me: Those are some great ho... (Below threshold)

150. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 18, 2010 5:17 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Jeff Medcalf:

Me: Those are some great hooters.
Wife, from other room: You mean the vuvuzelas?
Me: No, I mean the ... Yes. Yes, those.

150. Posted by Jeff Medcalf | June 18, 2010 5:17 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 17:17

Is that one, two, or three ... (Below threshold)

151. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 18, 2010 5:19 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Is that one, two, or three IEDs hidden in the tank top?

151. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 18, 2010 5:19 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 17:19

The most veluptuous phone b... (Below threshold)

152. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 18, 2010 5:26 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

The most veluptuous phone booth in the world.

152. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 18, 2010 5:26 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 17:26

"Where's the App for that!"... (Below threshold)

153. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 18, 2010 5:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

"Where's the App for that!"

153. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 18, 2010 5:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 17:30

Where's Waldo?... (Below threshold)

154. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 18, 2010 5:47 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Where's Waldo?

154. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 18, 2010 5:47 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 17:47

ABBA performs "Mammory Mia"... (Below threshold)

155. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 18, 2010 5:52 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

ABBA performs "Mammory Mia" on stadium tour.

155. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 18, 2010 5:52 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 17:52

The first recorded iPhone 4... (Below threshold)

156. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 18, 2010 6:10 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Stephen Macklin:

The first recorded iPhone 4Gasm.

156. Posted by Stephen Macklin | June 18, 2010 6:10 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 18:10

"Yes, love. You could not b... (Below threshold)

157. Posted by Hodink | June 18, 2010 6:11 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
Hodink:

"Yes, love. You could not be closer to my heart."

157. Posted by Hodink | June 18, 2010 6:11 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 18:11

The phone sucks... (Below threshold)

158. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 18, 2010 7:02 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Mac Lorry:

The phone sucks

158. Posted by Mac Lorry | June 18, 2010 7:02 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 19:02

You hang em' We ( mostly me... (Below threshold)

159. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2010 8:30 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
914:

You hang em' We ( mostly me ) bang em'

159. Posted by 914 | June 18, 2010 8:30 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 20:30

New iPhone app lets lactati... (Below threshold)

160. Posted by itismedavid | June 18, 2010 8:40 PM | Score: 1 (1 votes cast)
itismedavid:

New iPhone app lets lactating mothers breast feed remotely.

160. Posted by itismedavid | June 18, 2010 8:40 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 1 (1 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 20:40

i hope to hell your team wi... (Below threshold)

161. Posted by ken | June 18, 2010 9:39 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
ken:

i hope to hell your team wins and

two words: brandy chastain

161. Posted by ken | June 18, 2010 9:39 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 18, 2010 21:39

Ever wonder why iPhones wer... (Below threshold)

162. Posted by Dana | June 19, 2010 6:34 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Dana:

Ever wonder why iPhones were so sweet. Just watch one come off the production line.

162. Posted by Dana | June 19, 2010 6:34 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 19, 2010 06:34

I must have the wrong numbe... (Below threshold)

163. Posted by olsoljer | June 19, 2010 7:35 AM | Score: 2 (2 votes cast)
olsoljer:

I must have the wrong number, I was calling Silicon Valley......oh! wait!

163. Posted by olsoljer | June 19, 2010 7:35 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 2 (2 votes cast)

Posted on June 19, 2010 07:35

And she stood, leaning out ... (Below threshold)

164. Posted by YJLAW | June 19, 2010 5:58 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
YJLAW:

And she stood, leaning out over the field, confident in her knowledge that no matter what, no player would violate the cardinal rule of the game, "no touching the balls with your hands."

164. Posted by YJLAW | June 19, 2010 5:58 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 19, 2010 17:58

Now we know why the new iPh... (Below threshold)

165. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 19, 2010 9:38 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
RadiCalMan:

Now we know why the new iPhone 4.0 has both front and back facing cameras!

165. Posted by RadiCalMan | June 19, 2010 9:38 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 19, 2010 21:38

Love the new IHOP ad......t... (Below threshold)

166. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 19, 2010 10:35 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Sir Toby Belch:

Love the new IHOP ad......two pigs in a blanket
kept toasty with a Jon-E handwarmer. Mmmm...
mmmmm...mmmm!

166. Posted by Sir Toby Belch | June 19, 2010 10:35 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 19, 2010 22:35

To the disappointment of th... (Below threshold)

167. Posted by kenneyraisin | June 20, 2010 3:51 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
kenneyraisin:

To the disappointment of the 30,000 fans attending, Consuela's cell phone was not on vibrate.

167. Posted by kenneyraisin | June 20, 2010 3:51 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 20, 2010 15:51

This is going to take a lit... (Below threshold)

168. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | June 21, 2010 1:49 AM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

This is going to take a little while longer than normal. Winner later Monday...

168. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | June 21, 2010 1:49 AM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 21, 2010 01:49

Update: <... (Below threshold)

169. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | June 21, 2010 5:37 PM | Score: 0 (0 votes cast)
Kevin Author Profile Page:

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

169. Posted by Kevin Author Profile Page | June 21, 2010 5:37 PM | Vote up Vote down Report this comment Score: 0 (0 votes cast)

Posted on June 21, 2010 17:37




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