From Pejmanesque:
Mohammad Said al-Sahaf has not been captured! You cannot believe or accept such a lie, so far removed from reality. You are urged in the strongest possible terms to look, to examine for yourself the truth. Do not believe the propaganda of the Zionists and the infidels! Especially given the fact that this particular Zionist infidel propaganda is being reported by the Daily Mirror!
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He’s my man!