This weeks entries in the Bonfire of the Vanities were so good (bad) that they did not require a celebrity mocking. The entries speak for themselves; poorly…
Items to throw onto the Bonfire:
- John links to a story about suicide instructions found on the Internet, then advises the spokeswoman quoted in the article to follow the victims lead. The moral of the story is: Try to avoid angry blogging after one too many hours in a bar with friends.
- David (zombyboy) continues a Bonfire tradition of posting a worthless piece of news about a celebrity mega babe and failing to accompany it with a picture of said celebrity in a see through top. For shame
My name is Paul now? Good to know, I better start making some calls.
Sorry… I’m lame like that sometimes.. Fixed…
Alright, I sent one in…. what, am I not bad enough for you? I’m not sure what to say… I’m…. hurt. You’re going to end up giving me a superiority complex.
The problem is, nobody has a Carnival of the Mediocrities… yet.
At least I learned something new!!! Yeah, that WAS embarassing.
btw: I might add that I busted a gut with your review of my entry.
I’ll be sure to add more in the future.
“Alert the media” …damn that kills me.
Serenity – It’s my favorite line from “Arthur”. It’s what the butler says when Arthur tells him he is going to take a bath. It worked then, it still works 🙂
Pietro – Perhaps you are too good for this :-). Seriously I never got your message… Everyone visit his site and leave comments on every post that sucks… Just kidding – send a form message to Glenn Reynolds about him instead.
Kevin, you should have a weekly post with all the names you botched.
And when will Glenn have the guts to make a submission?
It’s nice to see a picture of the Fightin’ Texas Aggie Bonfire.