The Bonfire of the Vanities like a raging western brush fire! The motto this week is “Throw Another Blog On The Bonfire“. All of this weeks entries have been gladdy offered up to the raging inferno that is the Bonfire…

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On with the suckfest…
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Looks like this was double posted. In any event, you’ve robbed me of my delusion that only I could crash the Ecosystem by blogging about it.
Sorry I didn’t submit anything this week, but I always encourage other people to select from my buffet of crappy posts and submit one by proxy.
He is alive and my Grandpa told me the whole moon landing thing was on a Hollywood film set!
The moon landing was faked by Frnak — who is, incidentally, Elvis’s Evil Twin, who didn’t really die in infancy.
It’s not my fault Frank the Monkey is attacking the blog-city server!