My secret has been revealed, I’m a brutal facist dictator in a a small European country. I go by “Generalissimo Francisco Wizbango”. The position of Minion To Glenn has its perks, you know he just doles out countries to his supporters?
Update: Kin has the ugly truth behind Frank’s Monkey Alliance.

Excellent. That sweetens the pot. 😉
WooHoo! WizbangLanche!!!
(It may get drowned in the Instalanche…but who’s counting)
Ya look good in medals, bro.