- Allah is getting a little funny in the pants for Moxie.
- Anna has the cure for the ailment in Allah’s shorts. It’s the anti-erection condom.
- Spathic notes that the FBI is hot on the trail of dangerous lobsters. Or maybe is was the other way around…
- It looks like there is hope for Frank J. after all. One of his kind has found love.

If I move you out of the time-out corner, will you link to me?
Kevin, I’m going to SKIN YOU ALIVE. (Check your skins gallery.)