Porn Driving

“Officer there is a perfectly logical explanation for this…”

TORONTO — A man caught driving naked from the waist down while watching kiddie porn on his laptop has become the first man in Toronto charged for allegedly stealing an Internet connection.

For the first time, Toronto police laid a theft of communications charge after busting a man driving the wrong way down a one-way street while downloading child porn using stolen wireless Internet signals.

The slow-moving car was pulled over around 5 a.m. by a police officer who allegedly found the driver – with no pants on – watching a movie on his laptop of a 10-year-old girl performing fellatio on an adult.

Police allege the man downloaded the movie using an Internet connection he intercepted from a nearby house.Never mind the traffic violation, indecency, possession of child pornography, etc. – focus on the stolen WiFi Internet connection…

Via FARK

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  1. Sean Hackbarth November 23, 2003
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