Weekend Caption Contest™

31 Comments

1. Rodney Dill November 28, 2003

   So you’re from Ne-Vah-Da, I was just speaking there.
2. Jeff November 28, 2003

   “I’m the leader of the free world and even I get stuck with KP on Thanksgiving.”
3. Tony S. November 28, 2003

   Bush: Hey, are you going to eat that?
4. Rob November 28, 2003

   “So I was thinking that if my guys can’t find Osama over here maybe I’d….hey who’s that guy in the turban?”
5. Rodney Dill November 28, 2003

   “Yeah, I hear some grade A turkey went to Afghanistan too….

   …But, I trumped her by coming here to Baghdad.”
6. Timmer November 28, 2003

   …and the rabbai says, “Sure beats the hell out of ham doesn’t it?”
7. RabbiM November 28, 2003

   The Lions and the points? You sure about that, soldier?
8. Glenn November 29, 2003

   Soldier: Boy this sure looks good!
   Bush: It’s a secret recipe, don’t tell the Secret Service.
9. DANEgerus November 29, 2003

   Hillary’s dropping by in a day or two… think you could ‘take-care-of-her’? She’s really gotta loosen up you know?
10. shelli November 29, 2003

    Hold the potatoes they make me toot.
11. The Commissar November 29, 2003

    Rove promised me that the plane was only going to Camp Pendleton.
12. Bryan November 29, 2003

    “Soldier….do you hear that? That faint sound was Kerry’s teardrop landing on Dean’s lapel.”
13. Adam November 29, 2003

    Truth be told, Mommy and Daddy are probably just now finding that I snuck out. I haven’t snuck out in decades.
14. David November 29, 2003

    “You know, life is like a box of chocolates…”
15. charles November 29, 2003

    Bush: So this is Baghdad?
16. Alan Kellogg November 29, 2003

    If they don’t have gravy for me, what makes you think they’re gonna have gravy for you?
17. Alan Kellogg November 29, 2003

    [alternate] Damn, the sun is strong out here.
18. Rodney Dill November 29, 2003

    “Damn, I’m glad all you guys all wear name tags, but I see your name’s ARMY too, jees, what are the odds?”
19. Glenn November 29, 2003

    Bush: AAahhhh crap! I forgot to bring the cranberries!!!
20. Adam November 29, 2003

    You know, some of my best friends are black people.
21. Tim the Soldier November 29, 2003

    Bush: Think they’re buying this?
22. Kathy K November 30, 2003

    Bush: “Would You Like Fries With That?”
23. Rodney Dill November 30, 2003

    “Say it, … Come on say it… come on …. come on….
    Who’s your Bagh-daddy?“
24. Rodney Dill November 30, 2003

    “It was the biggest pot of the evening and I had just filled an inside straight, and raised. Then Rove yells …ROAD TRIP…, everyone throws in their cards, and the next thing I know here I am.”
25. Adam November 30, 2003

    Bush: So that Atkins diet worked for ya?
    Soldier: Fo shizzle dizzle smallers bootizzle muh crizzle!
    Bush: Tru dat.
26. joefriday December 1, 2003

    “Did you find any pictures of my daughters over here, too?”
27. Rochelle Siegel Smith January 6, 2004

    Yo prs, did y’all heah about what we Geechees is doin’ aboot da “Mad Cow” epidemic?” We is sendin’ dem to “Anga Management… and that aint NO bull!”
28. Rochelle Siegel Smith January 24, 2004

    lISTEN AND DO NOT FORGETO THIS INTRODUCTIONS MY FELLA AMERICANS. I’M JOHN KERRY; THIS RIGHT HAND REPRESENTS ROSIE PALM; LEFT PALM? HAREE. INSTEAD OF “DEBATING” WHETHER TO SEND OUR TROOPS TO FIGHT A “LOSING BATTLE” OR KEEPING THEM SAFE FROM “HARMS WAY,” I’LL BE “MASTURBATING.” UNLIKE CLINTON, I DONT DESIRE THE “WHORE-MONICA!”
29. Rochelle Siegel Smith May 31, 2004

    Four and a half months passed since I captioned , NOT ‘captured, John Kerry and he’s STILL standing strong!
30. Rochelle Siegel Smith June 23, 2004

    Tis now FIVE monthsm, John Kerry is smellin’ mighty ripe standin’ so long without showering…eeee-yew, he smells strong too!
31. Rochelle Siegel Smith June 23, 2004

    Tis now FIVE months, John Kerry is smellin’ mighty ripe standin’ so long without showering…eeee-yew, he smells strong too!