There are few things that I am currently more qualified for than giving advice to two year old boys…
Play with your “thing” all you like, just don’t let your mom see you doing it.
Torment others all you like, just don’t let your mom see you doing it.
It’s time to get control of your bowels.
Sharing is overrated, unless your mom is watching.
Stand up for yourself; don’t let others push you around.
Don’t pee on the rug.
Make your childhood last as long as possible.