Advice For A Two Year Old

There are few things that I am currently more qualified for than giving advice to two year old boys…

  • Play with your “thing” all you like, just don’t let your mom see you doing it.

  • Torment others all you like, just don’t let your mom see you doing it.

  • It’s time to get control of your bowels.

  • Sharing is overrated, unless your mom is watching.

  • Stand up for yourself; don’t let others push you around.

  • Don’t pee on the rug.

  • Make your childhood last as long as possible.

They may not exactly apply to Acidman, but for a two year old he’s doing pretty well…

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  1. Acidman December 30, 2003