Elvis Is Still Dead

Belatedly I note that yesterday would have been Elvis Presley’s 69th birthday. I share that with you so that I can tie in this single quotation from Jonah Goldberg (commenting on the conservative case for Dean):

Meanwhile, John Kerry is the most incoherent major presidential contender of my lifetime, so, frankly, I have no idea what kind of president he’d make. Maybe, if he achieved his lifelong dream of being president, he’d just sit in the Oval Office shooting at TV sets like Elvis.

Here are some more Elvis stories.

Thanks to Howard Kurtz and Glenn Reynolds for the pointer.

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