This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ had so many good entries it was hard to choose. I’m using my prerogative to use only the first line of the BoiFromTroy’s entry. The winning captions for this picture:
1) (BoiFromTroy) – “Senator Kerry caught running from his past…“
2) (Judi) – “She Bang! She Bang!“
3) (Rodney Dill) – “…and thus it became history that John Kerry was the 2004 Democratic Presidential Candidate, for he won the debate hands down, unopposed. Though there was a great deal of shouting and finger pointing afterward no one could prove conclusively who had glued John Edwards door shut. “
Honorable mention for obscure reference: Timmer with, “How’s this for a stride Mr. ‘I hurt my knee and I can’t jog boy?’“
Until Friday…
I have it on good authority, from highly placed sources, that my caption referring to Kerry’s agility WOULD have won top spot, but was too close in theme to BoiFromTroi’s posting, which preceded mine.
(Grumble grumble… Rodney wins again. It may be time to call Uncle Guido and arrange a Tonya Harding…)
J.
Better get your facts straight there J. Your second place entry beat out my third place last week. Judi’s been the one that’s been smoking us the last two weeks.
C’mon guys, it’s an honor just to be here, to be invited to the party…whoops, wait, that was last night.
Hmm… Rodney, you’re right, Judi is the one we should be planning the Tonya Harding move on. Maybe then we can reclaim our rightful positions as Champions Of The Captions ™.
OK, then we’ll do the Tonya Harding thing. But who gets to do what? Who gets to cry and whine over a broken shoelace, and who gets to make the sleazy home sex video?
J.