After the SNL skit the whole entourage appeared on the “Late Show with David Letterman” to kick-off the new segment: Stupid Eggomaniac Billionaire Tricks
I’ve just been informed this pic is from an SNL skit with a title very much like my first caption submission. This tells me several things:
Being first to the contest is not always a good thing.
When a caption seems too obvious, it probably is.
I think too much like the writers at SNL for my own comfort.
FritzApril 9, 2004
Why did the chicken cross United Nations Plaza?
To get to The Trump World Tower, one of the most luxurious residential towers in the world!
This stunning new landmark offers elegantly over-sized condominium residences that range from superb one, two and three bedrooms to sumptuous penthouses with four bedrooms, formal dining rooms, maid’s rooms and wood burning fireplaces. Every home also offers ten to sixteen foot ceiling heights, extraordinary room proportions and spectacular River or City views. Designed to rival the world’s five-star hotels, amenities and services include a private spa and health club with a 60-foot swimming pool, a world-class restaurant, a private wine cellar, a landscaped garden, around-the-clock concierges, doormen, security and extensive service staff, even valet parking in the garage. Spectacular one, two, three, and four-bedroom condominium residences are priced from $952,500 to over $13,500,000. For sales information, please call (212) 247-7000.
Rodney DillApril 9, 2004
And that ain’t chicken feed, fritz.
Rodney DillApril 9, 2004
“Eggs are just like Hot Chicks. Lay them right once and from there on out, its over easy.“
You really need to have watched The Little Rascals to know this one:
“Let’s all sing like the birdies sing/
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!”
FrankApril 10, 2004
Frank Peudue gets bought out in chicken farm realestate seizure, SEC says it is a foul Procedure
Rodney DillApril 10, 2004
Uncharacteristically, The Donald committed a major faux pax at the opening of his new Paris casino, Le Chique, when he announce to those in attendance, “Would everyone please rise for the singing of the French National Anthem.”
You’re fried!”
Donald Trump tapes a pilot for the first surreality show.
Expanding his real estate empire~the Donald has purchased Sesame Street and replaced “Chicken Dance Elmo” with himself.
SNL enriches our English language, giving new meaning to the term, ‘Egg Layer.’
Rotten Egg.
And all the chickens sang, “why the hell is this guy hosting the show?”
“What do I have to do to get out of…?”
“Pull my (chicken) finger!”
(Somebody had to do it)
Will somebody please stop egging this guy on?
After the SNL skit the whole entourage appeared on the “Late Show with David Letterman” to kick-off the new segment:
Stupid Eggomaniac Billionaire Tricks
That’s Trump. Always surrounded by hot chicks.
I’ve just been informed this pic is from an SNL skit with a title very much like my first caption submission. This tells me several things:
Why did the chicken cross United Nations Plaza?
To get to The Trump World Tower, one of the most luxurious residential towers in the world!
This stunning new landmark offers elegantly over-sized condominium residences that range from superb one, two and three bedrooms to sumptuous penthouses with four bedrooms, formal dining rooms, maid’s rooms and wood burning fireplaces. Every home also offers ten to sixteen foot ceiling heights, extraordinary room proportions and spectacular River or City views. Designed to rival the world’s five-star hotels, amenities and services include a private spa and health club with a 60-foot swimming pool, a world-class restaurant, a private wine cellar, a landscaped garden, around-the-clock concierges, doormen, security and extensive service staff, even valet parking in the garage. Spectacular one, two, three, and four-bedroom condominium residences are priced from $952,500 to over $13,500,000. For sales information, please call (212) 247-7000.
And that ain’t chicken feed, fritz.
“Eggs are just like Hot Chicks. Lay them right once and from there on out, its over easy.“
You really need to have watched The Little Rascals to know this one:
“Let’s all sing like the birdies sing/
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!”
Frank Peudue gets bought out in chicken farm realestate seizure, SEC says it is a foul Procedure
Uncharacteristically, The Donald committed a major faux pax at the opening of his new Paris casino, Le Chique, when he announce to those in attendance, “Would everyone please rise for the singing of the French National Anthem.”
Oops, should be ‘announced’ above.