We used to have a name for dumbasses like this:
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. (AP) – Two former fraternity brothers were sentenced to community service – but escaped jail – for stealing and eating a jumbo goldfish at the University of California, Santa Cruz.
The men were drunk when they snatched the 18-inch koi fish, which was referred to as both Midas and Goldie, that lived in a university-owned pond. The men fried the fish and fed it to fraternity pledges last year.
The incident was filmed for the MTV series “Fraternity Life,” but never aired. Prosecutors used subpoenas to obtain out-takes.Seventh year juniors…