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I’m sorry all representatives are helping other customers. Your expected wait time is: 1:00 hour. If you’d like to leave a message a representative will call you back. While you wait enjoy the smooth sounds of Satan’s orchestra playing the worst singles of all time. Leading off with Paul Anka’s “Having My Baby”, followed by Debby Boone’s “You Light Up My Life”. For more hits from hell click here.

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