Comings:
Wonkette unveils the Rumsfeld Job Security Meter.Goings:
Ace of Spades HQ has moved.
Auterrific has moved too.
Glenn Reynolds – Taking a break due to illness.
Kelley is heading to the beach, but she’s got two excellent guest bloggers at Casa Blight.
Everyone at TechTV. TechTV told 285 San Francisco employees on Thursday that their jobs are being eliminated. Maybe those TechTV girls should have taken the cash from Playboy instead of playing coy.
Dan from Real Word Miami went to jail for porn theater whacking. Getting haulled to the clink for getting your jerk on in a porno theater? If you can’t do that why go to the theater? Assuming his weapon was unloaded he wouldn’t have been armed and dangerous anymore…

The Friday Five has gone…
May 06, 2004
This is the end of the Friday Five. I know most of you have seen this coming and I appreciate you humoring me. I haven’t enjoyed it for some time now and because of that I can no longer justify the bandwidth. I’m not going to give it away or sell it or bring anyone on to help; Two-and-a-half years is a good run. Let’s let it go.
Wasn’t Miami the same town where Peewee was yanked for yanking his peewee in the porn theater?
Hmmm Morgan Webb in Playboy? My floppy drive is turning into a hard drive thinking about it.