Stupidest Names Ever

In honor of the birth of Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple, I’m wondering if Wizbang readers have any personal examples of really bad baby names? Maybe they are ones that your friends or neighbors have used.

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  1. Jim May 17, 2004
  2. Laurence Simon May 17, 2004
  3. Spoons May 17, 2004
  4. The Commissar May 17, 2004
  5. shelli May 17, 2004
  6. Jay Tea May 17, 2004
  7. Mike May 17, 2004
  8. DrSteve May 17, 2004
  9. McGehee May 17, 2004
  10. TC-LeatherPenguin May 17, 2004
  11. James Joyner May 17, 2004
  12. Geri May 17, 2004
  13. Fritz May 17, 2004
  14. Mud Blood & Beer May 17, 2004
  15. Jennifer May 17, 2004
  16. Moxie May 17, 2004
  17. Christopher Cross May 17, 2004
  18. Kevin Murphy May 17, 2004
  19. Harvey May 17, 2004
  20. maura May 17, 2004
  21. Madfish Willie May 17, 2004
  22. deros May 18, 2004
  23. Chris May 18, 2004
  24. bains May 18, 2004
  25. izkold May 18, 2004
  26. hobgoblin May 18, 2004
  27. Leroy Jones May 18, 2004
  28. Omnibus Driver May 19, 2004
  29. BoDiddly May 20, 2004
  30. Fritz May 27, 2004
  31. IgwanaRob May 28, 2004
  32. Alex June 11, 2004
  33. Roger June 25, 2004
  34. sunshine July 2, 2004
  35. Alex July 7, 2004
  36. Questian Morelock August 15, 2004
  37. nick October 5, 2004
  38. nick October 5, 2004
  39. Bryan March 17, 2008
  40. siouxxxzennn March 18, 2008
  41. Emma March 25, 2008
  42. Amanda August 18, 2009
  43. Bridget Ilene Delaney July 26, 2016
    • Scalia July 26, 2016